eleanortapley

aspiring tesco worker

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

they should invent plastic surgery for the soul

[toaasted-bread]

you would not need it

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

#imnotafakeho

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

sick of ai infesting everything. what next. ai in my SKIN????????????????

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

they should invent plastic surgery for the soul

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

AM I SEXY YES OR NO

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

wait pretend this is both relatable and unorthodox

[toaasted-bread]

oh my god the way that this is both relatable and unorthodox? your mind

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

stoppppppp ahahaaaaa i’m gonna eat uou.

[toaasted-bread]

WAIT NO HANG ON SHE IS ACTUALLY OFF THE LEASH NOW

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

put me back on that leash

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

i know a guy who shouts FINGER PRANK and then shoves his hand into peoples beers.

i wonder how he behaves with this girlfriend

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

i hate sounds happening in my general vicinity take that shit elsewhere

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

when will nipples through the shirt become culturally acceptable

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

wait pretend this is both relatable and unorthodox

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

[zerotian]

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

[thoodleoo]

yknow how some museums will have replicas of artifacts for you to touch? they should do that but with things i can put in my mouth. like little candies shaped like roman coins or potsherds or bits of egyptian glass or what have you. let me eat the artifacts. let me in. let me innnnnnn

[toaasted-bread]

I see a beautiful destiny ahead for me as a failed politician

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

i see a horrifying destiny for you

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

id even beat up an almond right now

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

only one thing imma beat

[bigmayo-hater]

Ethics of sending mutuals pics of my big naturals in their asks

Mark 5:9 "And she sent unto her, picture of big boobs. "YAYY YIPEE" she replied"

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

how come if i sended you just one picture you wouldn’t even care :(

[bigmayo-hater]

i am sendingyou hate

I might do something real bad if anyone sends me hate

[stickinupforthelittleguy]

sending you swarms of aphids