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[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

[greed]

so i tried to pull an april fools joke on my mom and

[crockpotmistress]

[thescarecrowman-blog-deactivate]

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

"HAPPY EARTH DAY! WHAT WILL YOU DO TO SHOW YOUR LOVE FOR MOTHER EARTH?"

[gaymboycolor-deactivated2023071]

Taking matters into my own hands

[artifixial]

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

[alauray]

What a lovely winter we’re having this spring.

[qothqueen]

mom how am i supposed to save up drug money if u always want ur change back

[joel]

[chelseawoosh]

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

[chellephire]

I want this on a shirt.

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Please, I want this on underwear

[burntlikethesun]

Anyway, don’t let me keep you. Good luck with it.

Thank you, miss. And er, thank you for the permission. Not many people are that considerate.

[linnealurks]

Lesson one: even your minor characters can have personalities. They’re not just there to be punch lines.

[gommor]

[goldenclitoris]

[blackandgreyrainbow-blog]

Real Christians aren’t assholes

[missdoodle-deactivated20140702]

In High School I had a friend who was super religious, her whole family was. Despite this, she was pro-marriage equality, pro-choice, and never once tried to convert me or make me feel bad about my own religious decisions (I was and still am an agnostic). She was always kind, and treated everyone with respect, regardless of race, religion, or orientation. For her the heart and soul of being a Christian was to love others and treat others with dignity. She was a real Christian. 

[90s90s90s]