Lance: Wow, can you guys believe that tomorrow is going to be a national holiday? Tomorrow, aka, the birth of our lord and savior, Hunk the Hunk?
Hunk: Lance, please, you don’t have to do this every y-
Lance: (louder)
Hey, guys, I can’t believe that tomorrow, January 13th, will be the day our sins are forgiven and our crops are blessed? Can you believe that tomorrow we all finally become good people? Can you guys believe that tomorrow is Hunk Day? The holiest day of the year? Isn’t that amazing. Isn’t that amazing.















