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-90% bullshit, follow at ur own risk she/they - gay af - infp - ravenclaw 🚀

[mlhraiders]

sorry i didn’t text you back i was having floor time

[funnytwittertweets]

[queerhoodies]

happy pride to them

[airsignz]

[he-sees-dem0ns]

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

[catheccino]

The Queen of Mirth and The High King of Fools

[curesforwritersblock]

happy pride month i guess 😒

[lightabovethearbys]

The true enemies to lovers

[hollycreadisserda]

i love them

[lemke6669]

the fact that obama seemingly follows any rando that ever interacts with him on twitter will never stop being hilarious, considering it continues to give us amazing things like this

[ispyspookymansion]

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me

[harpyhormones]

genuinely i think we need to go back to kids being on like. separate social media that is for kids. they shouldnt be on twitter. also tiktok should cease to exist entirely

[aphrobites]

the death of club penguins and others like it is directly tied to the sanitisation of most social media

[fragrant-stars]

*through gritted teeth* it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be-

[214b]

a windy planet

[ectoimp]

that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

[llleighsmith]

i re-teach my brain this every day

[strongbadgmail]