pilk propagandist

[safetybush]

Machina X Flayon is once more deeply based

[devilmeows]

nouvelle copypasta française vient de drop

[devilmeows]

translation for the english speakers:

"yesterday. the youth. they'd rather go to the JAPAN🇯🇵 expo. rather than celebrate our national holiday. our great and beautiful country. they buy. yaoi. yes you heard me right. yaoi. on the 14th of july our great nation's national holiday. on that day they buy yaoi."

[safetybush]

the funniest thing Bethesda could possibly do would b to have their Oblivion Remaster turn Cyrodiil (back??) into a jungle and then just absolutely refuse to elaborate or acknowledge the change

[safetybush]

the scene in the Return of the King movie in Gondor where Pippin says “I never thought it would end this way” and Gandalf responds “End? No, the journey doesn’t end here” before describing the afterlife is very beautiful and moving until you realize he’s describing Valinor and they’re all humans.

Valinor is the afterlife for elves and for spirits like him. Humans? Not so much. Canonically no one knows where humans go, just that it’s beyond the world. So Gandalf tells them all where he’s going but leaves out the fact that he actually has no fucking clue where the rest of them are headed. And since the ancestors of the Gondorians are the very reason humans can’t even get close enough to see Valinor anymore I’m pretty sure most of them would be aware of that too lmfao

[greatcheshire]

Hnnnng. Colonel. I’ve infiltrated Shadow Moses.

[zestydippingsauce]

[drunkenskunk]

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[zeravmeta]

[thadeeliv]

[thetyrannosaur]

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm currently testing the limits of my antidepressants by rewatching Breaking Bad

[i-am-a-fish]

unrelated can someone please reply with an image of a dog or something and also please tell me that Jesse Pinkman is going to be okay? no rush but I'd like this as soon as possible please

[honeyedheartss]

ok so I definitely misread your post but by the time I realized the image was made

[i-am-a-fish]

this image has done irreparable damage to my mind

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm currently testing the limits of my antidepressants by rewatching Breaking Bad

[i-am-a-fish]

unrelated can someone please reply with an image of a dog or something and also please tell me that Jesse Pinkman is going to be okay? no rush but I'd like this as soon as possible please

[honeyedheartss]

ok so I definitely misread your post but by the time I realized the image was made

[i-am-a-fish]

this image has done irreparable damage to my mind

[skippyisntfunny]

[teaboot]

One thing I appreciate about my cat son is that if he, who knows how it feels to be trapped in a room, so much as begins to suspect that I, his father, am trapped in a room, then he will immediately do everything in his meager power to rescue me

[teaboot]

No man left behind

[headspace-hotel]

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

[headspace-hotel]

I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.

[headspace-hotel]

@fishofthewoods I did NOT expect to get such a strong contender so early.

[headspace-hotel]

@alilcajun @aralioideae

a couple of challengers emerge

[headspace-hotel]

You are all fucking madmen

[crypticauthour]

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

[packder]

[roguetelemetry]

Tony Hawk IS Forrest Gump

[foone]

So I looked up why and how this happened, and it turns out Weird Al hired a company called Birdhouse Skateboards to provide some “skate/punk” extras for the video. Birdhouse Skateboards is a company started by Tony Hawk, so not only did Weird Al end up putting Tony Hawk in his video without realizing it, he actually hired Tony Hawk’s company without realizing it! And then Tony Hawk just decided to go along as one of the extras himself.

BTW, he’d already won like 40 contests already, some of them international skateboarding contests. So it’s not like Weird Al cast some unknown skateboarder who ended up becoming World Famous Skateboarder, he was already well known and was running his own Skateboarding company.

[cookingwithroxy]

Think of it this way. This wasn’t ‘Weird Al got Tony Hawk to be in his video’, this was ‘Tony Hawk found a way to be in a Weird Al Video.’

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The chance that Tony Hawk has infiltrated your location or piece of media is low

BUT NEVER ZERO.

[phaeton-flier]

[slavicafire]

in love with this threatening yet promising sentence from some random sports post. yes. step into the water and grieve for your maker for you will become unrecognisable. submit yourself to the reckoning of the depth. abandon hope

[passumbapper]