#OrphanBlack #TextsFromLastNight Headquarters

Hello, I'm Stiff Shots Photography - and hey, you lucky Tumblrettes, you've just found the official home of the Orphan Black/Texts From Last Night mashups! (Now also featuring Lost Girl, Sense8, Blood Drive, assorted models,  and the ever-popular "and others" TFLN's, because reasons.) ...

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So you were bein' interrogated by the Time Variance Authority the other dayyyyyyyy...

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Look, don’t get me wrong: I grew up on Bunuel films and Nick Roeg and Robert Egger and the Żuławski/Isabelle Adjani flick POSSESSION. I *like* transgressive stuff. ...and MIDSOMMAR has literally...LITERALLY traumatized me like no film in recent history. I think a need a hug. And a LOT of Scotch to recover.

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SNARKY LESBIAN CHOPPER PILOTS IN *ALL* THE MOVIES.

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"♫ It's the least/Wonderful time/Of the year! ♫"

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The Scientific Method, in a bloody nutshell.

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If this is the closest I get to the Great Dickens Christmas Fair this year? ...I’m okay with that.

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EVERY. COMIC. CON. EVER.

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And shortly after this photo was taken, Dr. Lewis had a looooong meeting with S.W.O.R.D. human resources.

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Inspired by a LETTERKENNY/Bernie-with-mittens meme. Fine-tuned with Photoshop.

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This scene from the premiere ep of EVERYTHING SUCKS sent me scurrying to textsfromlastnight.com to do a search on “corn dog.” I was not disappointed.

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Puff puff pray.

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Excuse me, Sister, but I believe your halo has...slipped a little. Like, AROUND YOUR ANKLES. 🤣

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Watched a perfectly...well, watchable...video on demand today, called PATIENT ZERO (2018). Stanley Tucci’s in it. So are these fine human beings. Think of it as a stealth remake of Romero’s DAY OF THE DEAD.

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This remake of MOTEL HELL has a decent cast, at least...

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In some alternate universe, Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon’s CABIN IN THE WOODS was a Cinemax soft-core sex romp.

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Been keeping my sanity during #Quarantine2020 by watching any Samara Weaving movie I can get my hands on. This moment (from Netflix’s THE BABYSITTER) was particularly memorable, not to mention nerd-worthy.