The suit life of Zack and Cody sentence starters.
“Hey, we have something in common we both like staring at you”
“Stop making ‘name’ think you’re fabulous, I want him to think *I’M* fabulous”
“Ew, loser. You can have him”
“ No I don’t know what the fat content is! Just stick it in the mustard, stick it in your mouth, and walk away!”
“When did you suddenly become so interested in school?”
“You said you wanted someone smart”
“That may be the most wonderful thing any boy… man has ever said to me”
“Sure, he is incompetent, you can barely understand a word he says, his best friend is a chicken… where was I?”
“Because compared to where I live, everyone has a ratty little place!”
“We can be BFFWLSAGSAL! ‘Best Friends Forever Who Love Spending and Go Shopping A Lot’ “
“Right. Jelly babies, cherry soda and cheese products in a can. All the ingredients of romance!”
“Pate - low fat, crackers - low sodium and chocolate cake - low nothing. Room freshener - forest pine. All the ingredients of romance!”
“You have nothing to fear from a man who only seeks to adore you”
“Oh, that is sweet. And if you try to go too far, I have a black belt in karate and can snap your arm like a twig”
“I’ll keep on making scary monster sounds when you’re sleeping”
“that makeup you’re wearing makes you look all sad”
“Oh, no… now you’re probably going to tell me why and I’m gonna have to pretend to care..”
“The more you connect with them the less your stuff they’ll break”
“Can you believe this guy? I guess you hate apple pie too, huh, fella? And puppies. And your own mama”
“Well, the best part is I’ve got this clock and this wonderful wheelbarrow”
“Who you callin’ ugly Mr. Avacado-head?”
“I just had a dream that taught me two things; No matter how small you are, if you’re fighting for something you believe in, you could win”
“Counting my armpit hair. One… done”
“HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN?”
“You forget to cherish her”
“You know, I wish you people would realize that I’m a thoughtful and intelligent person”
“We’re gonna go lay down in front of the bulldozers”
“You’re making me nervous with all this… technical talk!”
“Oh! I’m sorry. Why don’t we just *relax* and turn on the *radio*? Would you like AHM OR FIM?”
“OH NO, SHE’S TAKING ME TO HER CAVE”
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