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"Hey, wanna grab a tiny beer and watch the game on a really really REALLY big tv?"

@mini-leon-kennedy

I'm down for the beer but I dunno much about sports. You'll have to explain a lot.

Either way. Hell yeah!

It's just soccer. Ball goes in net. Cheer for the guys with the blue stripes.

Might throw some tiny burgers on the tiny grill to go with it.

Sounds good to me. Do we have tiny pickles for the tiny burgers?

We have baby pickles but that's still like... One slice of pickle will cover the whole patty so you need to REALLY like pickles

Sigh, theres so little for us tiny guys. But i do really like pickles so im nod complaining. Some people ask for no pickle i ask for all the pickles

I'll have to try and make my fried chicken for you then. Haven't figured out how to do it small yet though. But I marinate it in pickle brine overnight, adds a lot of flavor.

That sounds actually amazing-

Stole it from Chik fil a, since they have really good food but I don't like giving them money.

Oooh..... yeah aren't they crazy homophobic?

Yeah it's wild.

So yeah, pickle chicken. Either when we get big or when I find a way to make it without killing myself, I'll make some for you.

Sounds great to me. I'm hungry just thinking about it hahah.

"I'll get the grill fired up for us then." Leon grins. "The iPad is up in the living room, beer is in the fridge- it's already diluted."

Im so envious of people who can cook- all i can cook is fire- and shockingly a potato soup-

Who all is gonna be at this watch party?

Not sure yet, just invited you so far. Wanna call the rest of the house and make it a party?

Sounds good to me! though I think if you and Zeno aee drunk at the same time a black hole will open and desctruction will reign

I think it's far more likely we would traumatize all of our friends. And then @still-bigger-than-your would kill me.

Kori, I swear we're working on the sound proofing. Please put the knife away.

No :)

Try not to stab any organs or anything too bloody, i can get stains out but not super well.

Who said I was stabbing?

What else do you do with knives?

Wouldn't you like to know weatherboy.

Me: Chilling being downed

@leon-kennedy-offical:

Ooc

Oh my fucking god I’m in tears

it was bad from my screen but OH MY GOD I GOT THROWN

ooc;

YES I told you I was cackling! It was so far. I am in tears too.

It’s cause he threw me the first time, and then followed it up with slamming me forward into other stuff.

OOC

You sure like getting slammed into things, huh puppy?

I hate that so many people call me that.

#if any of you fuckers call him lionheart ill eat you :)#xoxo

Fine, I'll stick to Lionheart then <3

"Hey, wanna grab a tiny beer and watch the game on a really really REALLY big tv?"

@mini-leon-kennedy

I'm down for the beer but I dunno much about sports. You'll have to explain a lot.

Either way. Hell yeah!

It's just soccer. Ball goes in net. Cheer for the guys with the blue stripes.

Might throw some tiny burgers on the tiny grill to go with it.

Sounds good to me. Do we have tiny pickles for the tiny burgers?

We have baby pickles but that's still like... One slice of pickle will cover the whole patty so you need to REALLY like pickles

Sigh, theres so little for us tiny guys. But i do really like pickles so im nod complaining. Some people ask for no pickle i ask for all the pickles

I'll have to try and make my fried chicken for you then. Haven't figured out how to do it small yet though. But I marinate it in pickle brine overnight, adds a lot of flavor.

That sounds actually amazing-

Stole it from Chik fil a, since they have really good food but I don't like giving them money.

Oooh..... yeah aren't they crazy homophobic?

Yeah it's wild.

So yeah, pickle chicken. Either when we get big or when I find a way to make it without killing myself, I'll make some for you.

Sounds great to me. I'm hungry just thinking about it hahah.

"I'll get the grill fired up for us then." Leon grins. "The iPad is up in the living room, beer is in the fridge- it's already diluted."

Im so envious of people who can cook- all i can cook is fire- and shockingly a potato soup-

Who all is gonna be at this watch party?

Not sure yet, just invited you so far. Wanna call the rest of the house and make it a party?

Sounds good to me! though I think if you and Zeno aee drunk at the same time a black hole will open and desctruction will reign

I think it's far more likely we would traumatize all of our friends. And then @still-bigger-than-your would kill me.

Kori, I swear we're working on the sound proofing. Please put the knife away.

No :)

Can I persuade you to trade the knife for a baseball bat? Something less immediately deadly?

You touch my knife and you will regret it :)

I mean. It's my knife. That you stole from my kitchen.

You want it back?

Kōri smiles menacingly and takes a step closer.

You know what, I'll get another. It's a housewarming gift. You're welcome.

Kōri nods, satisfied, and slips the knife back up her sleeve.

Why thank you.

"Hey, wanna grab a tiny beer and watch the game on a really really REALLY big tv?"

@mini-leon-kennedy

I'm down for the beer but I dunno much about sports. You'll have to explain a lot.

Either way. Hell yeah!

It's just soccer. Ball goes in net. Cheer for the guys with the blue stripes.

Might throw some tiny burgers on the tiny grill to go with it.

Sounds good to me. Do we have tiny pickles for the tiny burgers?

We have baby pickles but that's still like... One slice of pickle will cover the whole patty so you need to REALLY like pickles

Sigh, theres so little for us tiny guys. But i do really like pickles so im nod complaining. Some people ask for no pickle i ask for all the pickles

I'll have to try and make my fried chicken for you then. Haven't figured out how to do it small yet though. But I marinate it in pickle brine overnight, adds a lot of flavor.

That sounds actually amazing-

Stole it from Chik fil a, since they have really good food but I don't like giving them money.

Oooh..... yeah aren't they crazy homophobic?

Yeah it's wild.

So yeah, pickle chicken. Either when we get big or when I find a way to make it without killing myself, I'll make some for you.

Sounds great to me. I'm hungry just thinking about it hahah.

"I'll get the grill fired up for us then." Leon grins. "The iPad is up in the living room, beer is in the fridge- it's already diluted."

Im so envious of people who can cook- all i can cook is fire- and shockingly a potato soup-

Who all is gonna be at this watch party?

Not sure yet, just invited you so far. Wanna call the rest of the house and make it a party?

Sounds good to me! though I think if you and Zeno aee drunk at the same time a black hole will open and desctruction will reign

I think it's far more likely we would traumatize all of our friends. And then @still-bigger-than-your would kill me.

Kori, I swear we're working on the sound proofing. Please put the knife away.

No :)

Can I persuade you to trade the knife for a baseball bat? Something less immediately deadly?

You touch my knife and you will regret it :)

I mean. It's my knife. That you stole from my kitchen.

You want it back?

Kōri smiles menacingly and takes a step closer.

"Hey, wanna grab a tiny beer and watch the game on a really really REALLY big tv?"

@mini-leon-kennedy

I'm down for the beer but I dunno much about sports. You'll have to explain a lot.

Either way. Hell yeah!

It's just soccer. Ball goes in net. Cheer for the guys with the blue stripes.

Might throw some tiny burgers on the tiny grill to go with it.

Sounds good to me. Do we have tiny pickles for the tiny burgers?

We have baby pickles but that's still like... One slice of pickle will cover the whole patty so you need to REALLY like pickles

Sigh, theres so little for us tiny guys. But i do really like pickles so im nod complaining. Some people ask for no pickle i ask for all the pickles

I'll have to try and make my fried chicken for you then. Haven't figured out how to do it small yet though. But I marinate it in pickle brine overnight, adds a lot of flavor.

That sounds actually amazing-

Stole it from Chik fil a, since they have really good food but I don't like giving them money.

Oooh..... yeah aren't they crazy homophobic?

Yeah it's wild.

So yeah, pickle chicken. Either when we get big or when I find a way to make it without killing myself, I'll make some for you.

Sounds great to me. I'm hungry just thinking about it hahah.

"I'll get the grill fired up for us then." Leon grins. "The iPad is up in the living room, beer is in the fridge- it's already diluted."

Im so envious of people who can cook- all i can cook is fire- and shockingly a potato soup-

Who all is gonna be at this watch party?

Not sure yet, just invited you so far. Wanna call the rest of the house and make it a party?

Sounds good to me! though I think if you and Zeno aee drunk at the same time a black hole will open and desctruction will reign

I think it's far more likely we would traumatize all of our friends. And then @still-bigger-than-your would kill me.

Kori, I swear we're working on the sound proofing. Please put the knife away.

No :)

Can I persuade you to trade the knife for a baseball bat? Something less immediately deadly?

You touch my knife and you will regret it :)

"Hey, wanna grab a tiny beer and watch the game on a really really REALLY big tv?"

@mini-leon-kennedy

I'm down for the beer but I dunno much about sports. You'll have to explain a lot.

Either way. Hell yeah!

It's just soccer. Ball goes in net. Cheer for the guys with the blue stripes.

Might throw some tiny burgers on the tiny grill to go with it.

Sounds good to me. Do we have tiny pickles for the tiny burgers?

We have baby pickles but that's still like... One slice of pickle will cover the whole patty so you need to REALLY like pickles

Sigh, theres so little for us tiny guys. But i do really like pickles so im nod complaining. Some people ask for no pickle i ask for all the pickles

I'll have to try and make my fried chicken for you then. Haven't figured out how to do it small yet though. But I marinate it in pickle brine overnight, adds a lot of flavor.

That sounds actually amazing-

Stole it from Chik fil a, since they have really good food but I don't like giving them money.

Oooh..... yeah aren't they crazy homophobic?

Yeah it's wild.

So yeah, pickle chicken. Either when we get big or when I find a way to make it without killing myself, I'll make some for you.

Sounds great to me. I'm hungry just thinking about it hahah.

"I'll get the grill fired up for us then." Leon grins. "The iPad is up in the living room, beer is in the fridge- it's already diluted."

Im so envious of people who can cook- all i can cook is fire- and shockingly a potato soup-

Who all is gonna be at this watch party?

Not sure yet, just invited you so far. Wanna call the rest of the house and make it a party?

Sounds good to me! though I think if you and Zeno aee drunk at the same time a black hole will open and desctruction will reign

I think it's far more likely we would traumatize all of our friends. And then @still-bigger-than-your would kill me.

Kori, I swear we're working on the sound proofing. Please put the knife away.

No :)

Try not to stab any organs or anything too bloody, i can get stains out but not super well.

Who said I was stabbing?

Me: Chilling being downed

@leon-kennedy-offical:

Ooc

Oh my fucking god I’m in tears

it was bad from my screen but OH MY GOD I GOT THROWN

ooc;

YES I told you I was cackling! It was so far. I am in tears too.

It’s cause he threw me the first time, and then followed it up with slamming me forward into other stuff.

OOC

You sure like getting slammed into things, huh puppy?

"Hey, wanna grab a tiny beer and watch the game on a really really REALLY big tv?"

@mini-leon-kennedy

I'm down for the beer but I dunno much about sports. You'll have to explain a lot.

Either way. Hell yeah!

It's just soccer. Ball goes in net. Cheer for the guys with the blue stripes.

Might throw some tiny burgers on the tiny grill to go with it.

Sounds good to me. Do we have tiny pickles for the tiny burgers?

We have baby pickles but that's still like... One slice of pickle will cover the whole patty so you need to REALLY like pickles

Sigh, theres so little for us tiny guys. But i do really like pickles so im nod complaining. Some people ask for no pickle i ask for all the pickles

I'll have to try and make my fried chicken for you then. Haven't figured out how to do it small yet though. But I marinate it in pickle brine overnight, adds a lot of flavor.

That sounds actually amazing-

Stole it from Chik fil a, since they have really good food but I don't like giving them money.

Oooh..... yeah aren't they crazy homophobic?

Yeah it's wild.

So yeah, pickle chicken. Either when we get big or when I find a way to make it without killing myself, I'll make some for you.

Sounds great to me. I'm hungry just thinking about it hahah.

"I'll get the grill fired up for us then." Leon grins. "The iPad is up in the living room, beer is in the fridge- it's already diluted."

Im so envious of people who can cook- all i can cook is fire- and shockingly a potato soup-

Who all is gonna be at this watch party?

Not sure yet, just invited you so far. Wanna call the rest of the house and make it a party?

Sounds good to me! though I think if you and Zeno aee drunk at the same time a black hole will open and desctruction will reign

I think it's far more likely we would traumatize all of our friends. And then @still-bigger-than-your would kill me.

Kori, I swear we're working on the sound proofing. Please put the knife away.

No :)

"Hey, wanna grab a tiny beer and watch the game on a really really REALLY big tv?"

@mini-leon-kennedy

I'm down for the beer but I dunno much about sports. You'll have to explain a lot.

Either way. Hell yeah!

It's just soccer. Ball goes in net. Cheer for the guys with the blue stripes.

Might throw some tiny burgers on the tiny grill to go with it.

Sounds good to me. Do we have tiny pickles for the tiny burgers?

We have baby pickles but that's still like... One slice of pickle will cover the whole patty so you need to REALLY like pickles

Sigh, theres so little for us tiny guys. But i do really like pickles so im nod complaining. Some people ask for no pickle i ask for all the pickles

I'll have to try and make my fried chicken for you then. Haven't figured out how to do it small yet though. But I marinate it in pickle brine overnight, adds a lot of flavor.

That sounds actually amazing-

Stole it from Chik fil a, since they have really good food but I don't like giving them money.

Oooh..... yeah aren't they crazy homophobic?

Yeah it's wild.

So yeah, pickle chicken. Either when we get big or when I find a way to make it without killing myself, I'll make some for you.

Sounds great to me. I'm hungry just thinking about it hahah.

"I'll get the grill fired up for us then." Leon grins. "The iPad is up in the living room, beer is in the fridge- it's already diluted."

Im so envious of people who can cook- all i can cook is fire- and shockingly a potato soup-

Who all is gonna be at this watch party?

Not sure yet, just invited you so far. Wanna call the rest of the house and make it a party?

Sounds good to me! though I think if you and Zeno aee drunk at the same time a black hole will open and desctruction will reign

I think it's far more likely we would traumatize all of our friends. And then @still-bigger-than-your would kill me.

jill-valentine-official

A small, irritated voice pipes up from behind Jill, on the floor. When Jill looks around, the voice gets louder.

Down here pretty girl!

Kōri waves from where she is much closer to the ground than usual. She had no idea how it happened, but she was tiny now! And she was not impressed.

- @kori-ingyouallonmyback

Jill looks around for a moment, absolutely lost, trying not to flush at the familiar, yet tinny and high voice.

And then she looks down, almost jumping in surprise.

"How did you get here?" Jill drops down to her knees on the ground, frowning at the tiny Kōri. "Aren't DSO offices—no, scratch that, forget how you got here, why are you so....small?"

Jill sits back on her feet, sighing softly. "Shit, uh...do you want something to drink? Coffee? Something stronger? Shit, can you even lift a glass at this height?"

I have absolutely no idea! There was this voice, and some smoke, and poof! I am a miniature figure!

Kōri huffed, crossing her small arms over her chest in frustration. She had been glaring at the floor, but when Jill mentioned coffee, she perked right up with a sparkle in her eyes.

Coffee, please? I'm sure we can find something to put it in for me!

jill-valentine-official

Jill rummages through cupboards for a while until she finds a mostly-empty box of thin coffee straws, offering one to Kōri.

"Maybe this will make it easier on you?" She offers, starting up the coffee pot and hunting for a clean cup. If she'd known she was going to have guests, she would have pulled her shit together to clean.

She supposes coffee in a wine glass isn't the worst thing she's ever done.

"Iced okay?" She asks, pausing. "I mean, I can probably get you a hot cup if you'd prefer, or, uh, something else—"

She's rambling. She's rambling about coffee when there's much more important things to worry about — such as a mystery someone shrinking everyone around her. It's like some kind of strange nightmare.

Pinging your mini account @still-bigger-than-your so you can use it ;)

#Arias votes kill #I feel like last names might produce something more unique and exciting but idk #<<#im quite fond of Valisette personally

Hopefully it will. If not then... I'll find a way to make it work.

Nothing, and she means nothing, would get between Kōri and her coffee intake. She would spite her way out of being mini if she had to.

But.. Iced is fine, thank you sweetheart.

Kōri managed to climb up to the counter using a kitchen towel, and she looks up at Jill as the other woman bustled around the kitchen. There's a small smile on Kōri's face that shows her fondness for the brunette.

*pushes a tiny mug of coffee towards tiny Kori*

I see the curse has gotten you as well, hm?

Oh my god I love you.

Kōri groans, immediately pulling the tiny mug towards herself and taking a large sip. She hums contently.

#tiny Kōri blog

That pun was atrocious.

*[shrinks you as punishment]*

Kōri shrieks in disbelief as her tiny form was shrunk even further. Now she was at 3 inches tall.

Really?! Leon can make shitty puns, but when I do i get even smaller? Homophobia!

mini-lab-bourne-cat-boy

oh god, not you too.

a jet black cat walks in on two legs, wearing Arias’s collar and speaking with his voice. the cat, shockingly or not, is smoking

Arias?!

Kōri jumps at the sight of him, eyes wide.

You were gotten too?

mini-lab-bourne-cat-boy

Arias chuckles, taking a drag

yup. out of all the recent shrinkings, i think i was the first. it was Leon, then Zeno months later, then me a few weeks after that and a bunch more people that same day