‘Fuck you, ya United States weenie.’
‘She looks like a goddamn Disney princess, snortin’ up that dick cocaine.’
‘We need nerf guns loaded with tampons.’
‘Is that a throbbing wand in your pocket or are you happy to see me?’
‘Like a penis, but more useful.’
‘I need to step my pussy up.’
‘Do not call mother vagina flower’s name in vain.’
‘I ain’t Mary Shelley you goth motherfucker, I have shit to do.’
‘You’re just a whoreo for Oreos.’
‘You’re interrupting my time with Jiggles the Slime Furry.’
‘Dad, your child is a grade-A slut.’
‘This is it. This is how I die. Not with a bang but with KAWAII.’
‘But what if I want the fuck to stay in me?’
‘You could rub your ass on anyone and no one would ever know’
‘Also I really hope there’s no ghost dick in the children’s place’
‘I’ll fist the haunted doll. Bet I won’t.’
‘How would you KNOW that a ghost isn’t putting its dick on you?’
‘Fist fight the haunted doll’
‘A ghost just swinging his dong around cause he thinks no one sees him’
‘I still love you, even if your name is a phonetic abomination.’
‘The day I do things the easy way is NEVER.’
‘I’m gonna put tea bags on your face so you can die like you lived.’
‘SHUT THE FUCK HONOLULU LADY.’
‘YOU BETTER NOT COME INTO THIS HOUSE WITH THAT HORN.’
‘WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A PEGACORN. TURNS OUT YOU JUST A PEGATHOT.’
‘Bring ____, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.’
‘Take your discount ponysona back to Elysion.’
‘Thanks, bitch, I owe you one.’
‘YOU GENTLY ROASTED PEANUT.’
‘Don’t dick shame the animal kingdom.’
‘I mean it could be worse. If there’s one thing the world has a lot of, it’s weird dicks.’
‘I JUST GET EXCITED ABOUT FISH AND THEIR DOUBLE DICKS.’
‘Fuck the couch if you wanna.’
‘This is the lickening. I’m here to judge you.’
‘I’m a mothafuckin’ gift.’
‘I’m such an over emotional dict.’
‘I don’t pay attention to trash. Someone else gets paid to do that.’
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