You're A Legend In My Own Mind

Andrew. 22. He/Him. Former DJ. Music Enthusiast. Gamer. Movie Junkie. Pisces. Thanks for coming to my blog! ||-//

[magpiecrime]

Felix’s penis is named Betrayal so he can rub it in your face.

[magpiecrime]

Oh goddammit.

[plasmalogical]

dr thot

[hotvampireadjacent]

paging dr thot

[dailypattondoodles]

Thing you should never say to a child:

“I brought you into this world and I can take you out”

“I’ll get you help, but I won’t help you”

[Insert thing you did] Adult in a patronizing and horrible tone: “wow, really?”

Feel free to add more

[kinshipacrosstime]

“You cost a lot, y’know”

“I’m your parent, not your friend”

“Ask for help when you need it!” [followed by:] “You should be able to figure that out yourself”

“What’s wrong with you?”/”What’s the matter with you?”

[after having shown little to no respect themselves] “You ought to show some respect”

“You don’t have privacy in my house”

“[Insert X thing you like and want to share] is stupid”

[dailypattondoodles]

(Dont feel bad, I did say additions were welcome)

“My house, my rules”

[virgilblogging]

“I dont HAVE TO take care of you and feed you, ya know”

[just-a-little-lost-cause]

That last one drives me nuts because Yes, yes you DO have to! BY LAW!!!

[alycyn]

trying to flirt like

[yourecutesoi]

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

free lil cuh

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

he out🙏🏽

[magpiecrime]

This attacked me in an alley, beat the shit out of me, and left me for dead.

[merryshitstorm]

[kyecheng-deactivated20260512]

🏄🏻‍♀️✨

[thegoodvybe]

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

[jolyne]

who designed this sign

[thebattlefrontier]

why isn’t it in the center THIS IS BUGGING ME

[save-point-cosplay-deactivated2]

MAYBE THE ARCHITECT CAN’T SEE CLEARLY.

[tmhollandss]

gif request meme; @wonderwrman asked: peter parker + full body shots

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[celebrityho]

[markv5]

[sailorbrazil]

absolute unit

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

ROUND!!!!!!!!!!

[esoscreenshots]

[trans-corvo]

trans-corvo’s endless list of beautiful games

Destiny 2 /// 2017

Developed by Bungie Published by Activision Directed by Christopher Barrett, Luke Smith, & Ryan Ellis

CREDITS

[bibidebabideboo]