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Spotlight on Omegas at AO3

In a society that values alphas and betas, omegas can often be overlooked. This April 1st, we're placing omegas front and center at AO3. Check our latest news post for details: https://otw-news.org/7ehh7trb

ok-fandom

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

livelaughlacroix

I raise u

awkwordalex

Trainer Alex wants to battle!

hirudo-verbana

I add

deebyfeeby

please consider

velvet-vagabond

A new challenger enters the stage

serperoir

how about…

duothelingo

I present:

first-witch-deactivated20260418

Fuck you

bloominflowers

i guess i like these guys a lot 💆‍♀️

no-sharks-on-the-sun

honestly getting queerbaited by Heated Rivalry is like losing at chess to a dog. tumblr users will look at any two skinny conventionally attractive white men and ship them. lack of understanding of what male friendship looks like tbqh

no-sharks-on-the-sun

look at how he's supporting his friend who's crying on his lap - this is the kind of wholesome nontoxic masculinity we need to see more of in the world. really f*cked up that people would sexualize this.

ilyasvodka

fookinstevienicks

everybody's like "I want famous actor X in season 2! I want ridiculously expensive song Y in season 2!" shut uuuuuuuup the only stunt casting we need in season 2 is Gritty

fookinstevienicks

Gritty chirped Ilya on twitter then flirts with Shane after they come out. the new hot hockey twitter beef is the ongoing battle for the hand of the prettiest hockey princess in the land

like any interaction with a muppet, everyone involved must play this absolutely deadly seriously. Shane is blushing, Ilya is racking up penalties fighting an orange dust mop with googly eyes, there are hashtags and ship wars and twitter polls about who has the bigger dump truck (Gritty wins), every game between their two teams is breaking ticket sales and TV rating records, merch sales are through the roof, and homophobes are coping and seething

fookinstevienicks

hayden is Team Gritty

fookinstevienicks

who's gonna write the socmed AU for me or am I gonna have to deal with the work skins myself? idk nothing about hockey what are the penalties for fighting the opposing teams mascot which is a bundle of sentient shag carpet? does gritty travel to away games? does it even make sense for Ottawa to play Philadelphia? how do divisions even work? does it even fucking matter?

fookinstevienicks

Gritty and Ilya are locked in a heated twitter qrt battle until the Montreal account tries to chime in for that sweet engagement bait since everyone high key hates them after what they did and Gritty and Ilya team up for the first time to destroy them for the Audacity

fookinstevienicks

"this is silly this would never happen" 1) IDC if they'd do it on the show 2) cis men can't get pregnant and the fic writers don't let that stop them 3) Ilya Rozanov is a Depressed Millennial he's committed to two things 1) Shane Hollander and 2) The Bit

armoredsuperheavy

Yes, and—

livingdeadbat

So dark crisis: world's without a justice league - green lantern was the first time since countdown that jason and kyle interacted. This is the comic where jason is a green lantern. The interesting thing about this is that this comic takes place in john stewart's dream. John and jason have never interacted (at least to my knowledge) but the fact that john canonically has enough faith in him to see him as a potential lantern is pretty wholesome, especially with how other heroes tend to write him off. Anyway the only possible reason I can come up with for this is kyle telling john about his adventures with the cosmic mistake trio in countdown and whenever he brings up jason, johns internally monolog is something along the lines of "these bitches gay good for them"

Thank you john stewart's imagination for these jaykyle shreds in this trying time

porkymcsly

I can relate, Murderbot. I can relate.

kunivolpix

Durin

A fire heart

goth-queen

chlostars

my fave overheard on campus moment of all time was the two guys who sat behind me in pop culture theory

as class was starting one of them was like “so… do you want a blowjob after this” in a rly bored voice, and then the second guy was like [pause][dejected sigh] “yes”

dottysdokis

welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)

dottysdokis

i love how this post picks up whenever something like this happens again

polartss

One of many third book makeouts 🫡

showmeyourfoxhole

Ok, can we please please please talk about the fact that Neil canonically is just the teensiest bit grossed out by the taste of cum?

Because, like, I know a lot of people like to imagine Neil and Andrew’s sex life like they’re two puzzle pieces fitting perfectly together. And I get it? There’s something that’s so good about the trope where everything just falls into place magically once you find the right person.

But for me? Oh my god, give me awkward at sex, demi!Neil. Give me a Neil who has never, not ONCE in his whole life, spent time thinking about what he might/might not be into and is being thrown into the deep end of the pool and now has to go through all the parts of sex that are weird and strange instead. Give me a Neil who learns the hard way what he does and doesn’t like in bed.

Imagine Neil giving head for the first time and not feeling sexy at all. Imagine him overthinking all of it and wondering how long is too long for Andrew not to cum. Should it be going faster? Slower? Deeper? Use more tongue or his hands? Imagine him starting to do just whatever Andrew does for him and then panicking about it because what if Andrew knows he’s just copying his moves?? Is it embarrassing to do that? HE DOESN’T KNOW!

And then Andrew finally cums in his mouth and (points to the quote above) it actually kind of grosses him out a little? It’s warm and bitter and a touch salty, and suddenly he has all this cum sitting in his mouth, and he doesn’t know what to do with it because Andrew usually swallows, and he guesses that’s the polite thing to do, but for some reason he just locks up.

I love thinking about Andrew taking one look at his face and reading him to filth. And maybe he reaches for his T-shirt or a towel and holds it up and tells Neil, “Spit,” because what is this idiot doing?

And Neil’s looking around because no, no, it’s fine! REALLY! And Andrew just keeps his hand out like an impatient pet owner trying to get their dog to drop whatever’s in their mouth, so even though it's so embarrassing and a little gross and awkward, Neil ends up spitting it out into Andrew’s tee.

I love thinking about little moments like this, where Neil is genuinely taken aback or has no clue what to do and gets to just be a super awkward virgin with Andrew. And what I think is so fun about this is that Andrew gets to be the grounding presence for him through all of it. You don’t like the taste of cum? Not a big deal, dummy, just spit it out. No one’s forcing you to swallow.

God I could eat this flavor of Andreil with a fucking spoon.