snog her in the kitchen

18- UK

[landedinaverycommoncrisis-505]

Catfish and the Bottlemen: The Ride lyrics handwritten by Van (Pt. 2)

[Pt. 1]

[landedinaverycommoncrisis-505]

Catfish and the Bottlemen: The Ride lyrics handwritten by Van (Pt. 1)

[Pt. 2]

[deadpoets1989-blog]

the most disgusting thing about having a crush is that all your bullshit daydreams now have a face. every single thing you can think of and it’s always the same asshole

[lockscreensget]

•The Wombats Locks 

• 1 2 3

[myyvanmcann]

just fuck me honestly.

[all-comes-crashing]

A.S.A. Best song ever.

[770rd]

[wnq-writers]

Don’t mistake my self-control for ignorance.

wind-some-light // six word story (via wnq-writers)

[ruinedchildhood]

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[amortizing]

[eternyte-deactivated20210209]

[stevesdiana-deactivated20200606]

the thought of me having sex: nice

the thought of someone being intimate with me and seeing me naked and knowing what I look like that vulnerable: absolutely disgusting

[alexturion]

yes, I know that I’ll never work out exactly how you’re thinking

[sunfortune]

when a mutual who’s never posted a photo of themselves before posts a selfie for the first time

[yoursummerdreamz]

[arianacopyingmariah]

[prasejeebus]

@ god delete this