the pasty faced ghost boy

indie! superhero au kurt hummel sideblog for @porcelainperformer

[stillllhere]

PINNED POST . indep. semi-selec. superhero verse of kurt hummel from fox's glee! (18+) . emily. she/her. gmt. (21) . sideblog for @porcelainperformer . carrd. interest tracker. memes. x. x.

[stillllhere]

indie. semi-selective. written by emily. (18+)

featuring a new york based, crossover-friendly, SUPERHERO AU of glee's kurt hummel, ran as a sideblog for @porcelainperformer

[fabledresources]

SECRET IDENTITY SENTENCE STARTERS

the original idea for this shorter meme was based around the idea of a superhero / vigilante / etc trying to keep their identity a secret vs someone else talking about it in some way, but i realized halfway through that some of them are rather vague and can be used for whatever context you want to use them in, so… have at it lol <3

THE QUESTIONER

“ we planned this in advance, why were you so late? ”

“ this is the third time you didn’t show up… i’m starting to think you just don’t like me. ”

“ ooh, what’s in here? can i look? ”

“ is that a bruise…? what were you doing before you got here? ”

“ you’re really not as stealthy as you think, you know. i’ve seen you sneak out, like, five times now. ”

“ is…is this [alias]’s mask…? why do YOU have it? ”

“ i’m not saying you’re suspicious, i’m just saying i’ve never seen you and [alias] in the same room. ”

“ just because you’re a disaster doesn’t mean you can’t be a superhero! ”

“ wait, you’re seriously [alias], you’re not joking? because i was only like 67% sure– ”

“ …is this supposed to surprise me? i knew you were [alias] the whole time. ”

THE QUESTIONED

“ sorry i’m late! i just had to, uh…exercise / walk my dog / [insert horrible excuse here]. ”

“ i’m not missing our dates/parties/hangouts/etc on purpose, i promise! i’m just super busy! ”

“ no no no, don’t look in there, that’s private! ”

“ oh, the bruise? yeah, i just, you know…ran into a pole. ”

“ wh- sneaking out? me? no! where would i even be going? ”

“ that’s not my mask! i’m just… borrowing it? ”

“ just because you haven’t seen me and [alias] in the same room doesn’t mean we’re the same person! ”

“ do you seriously think i could be a superhero? come on, i’m a mess. ”

“ it’s only fair that you know, so… i’m [alias]. surprise…? ”

“ …why are you laughing? i’m serious, [alias] is me! ”

“ you knew i was [alias] the whole time? and you didn’t say anything about it?! ”

[kingsmemes]

In honor of SPOTIFY WRAPPED,  send me a number 1-100 and I’ll write you a starter based on the song.

[stillllhere]

PLOTTED STARTER for @holdalone

He's absolutely exhausted. That's the most notable thing about him - the fashionable young man dressed in a tartan suit and the brooch that looked like a mounted hippo head - because no amount of subtle make-up can hide those dark circles under his eyes, or the slight twitchiness in his demeanour as he walks straight into somebody.

For a moment, his heart stops. Even though he can feel the collision of their bodies, feel the coffee cup slip between his fingers as his hand unfurls, feels something scorching hot run down his leg.

" Shit, this is designer... " He mutters, forgetting in the moment who the designer even was. It doesn't matter - it shouldn't matter - because he got it as a courtesy from his boss anyway, but still, it's embarrassing. Cleaning is another thing he can't afford right now, another thing on his already ridiculous laundry list of things he has to get done. And, God he should say something to the guy he walked into.

" Sorry. Guess I wasn't looking where I was going, " He chuckles a little, same the way he always laughs at his own jokes.

[soulprompts]

“𝙎𝙃𝘼𝘿𝙊𝙒 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙀” - 𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙍𝙀𝘿 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙎.

hi friends!! basically, i watched the teaser trailer for season 2 of shadow and bone, got excited, began to reread the soc duology, and then these happened! or rather, i found an ancient unpublished fic i wrote after the first time i read the duology, and decided to make that a problem for everyone else! i hope you all enjoy these, you don’t need to have seen the show nor read the books, i actually think many of these are fairly fandomless! i just wanted to explain my inspiration! DON’T ADD TO THIS LIST! i’ll make more lists like this one! ily all, bon appetit, go forth and write or read or nap or watch tv or something!

“ my goodness, you’re not nearly as stupid as you look! ”

“ you have all the answers right in front of you. you just need to look at it differently. ”

“ don’t presume that you know me just because you’ve heard a few rumors and read a few articles. ”

“ there’s certainly more to you than meets the eye, isn’t there? ”

“ i urge you to remember exactly who it is you’re talking to. because while others might appreciate your tone, i assure you, i do not. ”

“ i’m concerned that you mightn’t understand what discreet means. because the path of chaos you’ve just created is exactly the opposite of discreet. ”

“ you owe me a favour. i’m here to collect. ”

“ i thought it was a good time to pay you a visit. it’s been so long, after all; and we have so much to catch up on. ”

“ you are not your father/mother/parent’s child. not by anything other than blood, and that’s not even on the spectrum of importance. ”

“ i was wrong about you. ”

“ you know, i was warned not to get involved with you. people insisted it was a fool’s decision. but i held out hope that you’d prove them wrong. now’s your chance. ”

“ i’m not the sort of person to fuss over hurt feelings. you’re either of value to me, or you’re worthless. so prove to me that you’re not the latter. ”

“ you honestly think i don’t know where you go each night? i’m not blind nor an idiot. i just trust your ability to return home unharmed. ”

“ have you told anyone else about this? ”

“ there are no children anymore. only survivors. childhood and innocence are luxuries afforded to the privileged. not us. ”

“ i offered you an opportunity once. to build a better world together. we both know how that turned out. and now, you come crawling back, begging for… what? mercy? forgiveness? ”

“ i’m with you. always. no matter what happens, i will be right by your side. do you understand? ”

“ we’re a team, aren’t we? teams stick together. even when the leader is being a prick. ”

“ …i was really worried about you, you know. you scared me earlier. and i’m not saying it to make you feel bad, it’s just… promise me you’ll tell me if things get bad again? ”

“ i can’t pretend to understand all this stuff you’ve got going on. but i do promise that i’ll be here to help you through it all. alright? ”

“ there’s a job that needs to be done before we get to work on the big task. that’s why i’m here. you’ll be helping me/us to complete both jobs. payment upon completion. ”

“ you and i aren’t as different as you want to believe. that must be why you’re so angry. because looking at me, all that i’ve done… it’s like looking in a mirror. isn’t it? ”

“ people are scared. they need a leader. and right now, like it or not, they’re looking to you. so go on. lead us. ”

“ you’ve come up with some really insane plans over the years, but this is just defying any amount of belief. ”

“ look. i don’t care if people underestimate me. i actually enjoy it. they see me as an idiot, they drop their guard, the end. but i need you to know that i’m not an idiot. okay? ”

“ people have died. we can’t let that go unpunished. ”

“ the world is changing. and if we don’t get ahead of it, then they’ll be the ones to decide what it changes into. ”

“ right! what’s the plan, then? and god help the lot of us if you don’t have one. ”

“ not all of us can afford the luxury of a conscience. ”

“ don’t make the deadly mistake of presuming my actions reflect weakness. too many have made that same presumption. and not a single one of them lived to tell the tale. ”

“ you’re scared. i can tell. the shaking, the look in your eye… you want to run. don’t. you’ll waste precious time and energy, and you’ll need it all if you want to live. ”

“ everything is gone. it’s all smoke, ruin, obliterated. is that our legacy now? our reputation? destruction, devastation, death? is that who we are? ”

“ we’ve fought against powerful enemies before, but this is beyond that. if we want to get out of this alive, we need to be smarter, stronger, better than we’ve ever been before. ”

“ don’t forget why we’re here. there’s far more at stake than our lives if this goes wrong. ”

“ you’re the only person here i trust. we need to stick together, watch each other’s backs. just because everything’s changed, doesn’t mean we have to, too. ”

“ i can’t think of anyone i’d rather be doing this crazy, ridiculous, nearly definitely lethal mission with. let’s go out with a bang, eh? ”

“ you people are completely insane. but you’re also insufferably good at this sort of thing. so let’s go save the world, shall we? ”

“ why are we fighting so hard to save the lives of people who hate us, anyway? ”

“ you’re the best there is at this sort of thing. i’d hate to see the one who got the better of you… ”

“ look at them all. going around, fussing over money, clothes, land… do they ever realize what’s going on around them? do they ever see the bigger picture as we do? ”

“ you’re clever. good. it’s nice to have a challenge. but you should know now, you’ll want to be a hell of a lot smarter than that if you want to go up against me. ”

“ you and i both know the risks. we both know what people like them are capable of. tell me it’s all okay, and i won’t question you. but if it isn’t… we need to be ready. ”

“ it’s lonely and vicious at the top. i can handle that. but you… you wouldn’t survive five minutes of this life. ”

“ you can’t survive in this world without growing a thicker skin, and erasing that naive belief that you can trust anyone you meet. least of all me. ”

“ if you’re knocking on my door, i can only imagine it means you’re here to collect. and by your demeanour, it’s one hell of a favor you’ll be asking, too. ”

“ i understand your anger. i’ve lived with that sort of rage for many years of my life. but you need to set it aside, understand? we need you calm if we want to get out of here. ”

“ oh, don’t get all sentimental. i saved your life because you’re worth more to me alive than dead. it doesn’t signify any degree of care or affection. ”

“ you have one hell of an inflated ego, you know that? we were told this job was impossible. that’s not a challenge. that’s a fact. it is not possible. even for you. ”

“ i’ve heard it all before. one more job. one more mission. one last heist. but there’s always more. it’s like some sort of obsession for you. searching for another thrill. ”

“ enough! this is it! don’t you see that?! we almost died! you almost got killed! if the saints are kind enough to save us today, it’s only so we can quit while we’re ahead! ”

[stillllhere]

STARTER CALL!!!

like for a starter. specify if there’s any specific muse/verse/scenario you’d like! xx

[roleplaymemeworld]

𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 & 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒

                                                     𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄                                       

“You’re dripping blood on the carpet.” “When I said scars are kinda sexy, I didn’t mean you should get one right away…” “Press that against the wound, I’m going to get the med kit.” “It’s bleeding quite badly.” “Oh God, what happened to you?!” “You’re covered in blood! Is it yours?” “Your head looks pretty bad. I’m sure it’ll need stitches.” “It’s going to hurt for a moment, but I’ll need to clean the wound.” “I’m so sorry this happened to you. But you’re safe now.” “That’s a pretty nasty bruise. Want some ice?” “Does it still hurt?” “I don’t think a band aid is gonna fix this…” “Whoa, hey, stay with me! You’re as white as a ghost. Don’t pass out.” “Damn, that must hurt. I’m sure there are some painkillers around here.” “You have to be seen by a doctor. This isn’t going to heal on its own.” “It looks broken. Can you move it at all?” “Here, lean on me. I’ll support you.” “I’m not going to leave you behind. If need be, I’ll carry you.” “I’m going to pick you up now, okay? Just hold on to me.” “Everything is going to be okay. Just hang in there.”

“I don’t feel so good.” “It’s seeping through the bandages.” “My head is throbbing. I think I have a concussion.” “I can barely breathe, it hurts so bad!” “It looks worse than it is. I’m sure it’ll be gone in a couple of days…” “You should see the other one.” “Don’t look at me like that. I don’t want your pity.” “It was my fault, really. I wasn’t paying attention and got hit in the face.” “Getting stabbed wasn’t really on my bucket list.” “I don’t think I can walk.” “Leave me behind, please. I’m just going to slow you down.” “Am I going to die?” “I can’t stop the bleeding.” “I think the bruise matches my eye color.” “Don’t touch it, please! It hurts.” “I don’t want to go to a hospital. I hate doctors!”

[rp-meme-world]

starters for/from muses with POWERS

❝ stand back, i don’t want to hurt you. ❞

❝ i didn’t mean to hurt you, i swear— ❞

❝ i won’t hurt you. i promise. ❞

❝ i’m so sorry! are you okay? ❞

❝ i warned you. ❞

❝ i’m warning you. ❞

❝ are you ready for this? ❞

❝ you could have killed us! ❞

❝ stay away from me. ❞

❝ get away from me. it’s not safe. ❞

❝ what the hell just happened? ❞

❝ i’m a monster. ❞

❝ i’m not a monster. ❞

❝ you’re a monster. ❞

❝ you’re not a monster. ❞

❝ that was so cool. ❞

❝ you weren’t supposed to see that. ❞

❝ promise you won’t tell anybody. ❞

❝ i’m more powerful than i look. ❞

❝ it’s a blessing and a curse. ❞

❝ i didn’t ask to be this way. ❞

❝ i was born with them. my powers. ❞

❝ i just want to be normal. ❞

❝ you don’t believe me, do you? ❞

❝ i thought you were exaggerating. ❞

❝ you’re not alone in this. ❞

❝ i can’t control them. ❞

❝ do you have control over them? ❞

❝ so… when did you find out?❞

❝ so… how did you find out? ❞

❝ you don’t look any different. ❞

❝ did you just do that? ❞

[rp-meme-world]

angst starters: whump (for more angsty prompts, click here!) tw: injury, asphyxiation, blood, emetophobia, etc. 

❝ you don’t look so good. ❞

❝ i don’t feel so good. ❞

❝ i’ve never seen you so pale. ❞ 

❝ i think i’m about to pass out. ❞

❝ i think i’m about to throw up. ❞

❝ if you need to throw up, just do it. ❞

❝ i think i need to lie down. ❞

❝ you need to sit down. ❞

❝ just sit down. i’m gonna call for help. ❞

❝ are you gonna be okay? ❞

❝ what the hell happened to you? ❞

❝ that’s a lot of blood. ❞

❝ where is that blood coming from? ❞

❝ i’m bleeding. ❞

❝ you’re bleeding. bad. ❞

❝ there’s nothing to be embarrassed about. it happens to everyone. ❞

❝ can you pull over? like, now? ❞

❝ you are not about to puke in my car. ❞

❝ hey. you’re okay. you passed out. just relax. stay on your side. ❞

❝ no, don’t get up— ❞

❝ i’m worried about you. ❞

❝ shh, you’re okay. just focus on me. ❞

❝ it’s okay, you can close your eyes. just stay awake. ❞

❝ hey. can you hear me? ❞

❝ talk to me. i need you to talk to me. ❞

❝ no, you’re not gonna die. i promise. ❞

❝ it hurts. fuck, it hurts. ❞

❝ tell me what hurts. ❞

❝ what’s going on? are you in pain? ❞

❝ where the fuck is your epi-pen?! ❞

❝ something’s wrong. ❞

❝ why are you breathing like that? ❞

❝ it really hurts to breathe. ❞

❝ i can’t breathe. ❞

❝ i can’t see anything. ❞

❝ don’t lean back. you’ll choke. lean forward. ❞

[stillllhere]

hxllblazer​:

“Welcome to a fae party, mate. Quickest way t’ lose your shite followed by your soul.”

An absolute thrill of a time but also the kind of time where one quickly regretted anything and everything that fell in between the cracks when it came to chasing that feeling of plenty. And John? Well… in his defense he had started on the night’s drinking long before the set of dryads had come on in converting the party theme for the night.

Maybe if he was about 20 years younger and his mental state was much more whole than he might’ve dabbled in the intensified emotions of pure pleasure and tongued his fair share of the fae folk. Now? Now, John just felt too old and stringy for these sorts of things.

idly as he let his hand slip from the hold to step away, he wondered if maybe that was just unfortunate.

“Suggest packin’ up and heading out yourself too.” Idly, John indicated a pair that had been watching them both that looked as if they had rolled out of the most stereotypical art school for young millennials ever. “They get a scent, they don’t typically let go that easily. Also? Don’t suggest takin’ anything they offer you.”

Lord knows that wasn’t something John wanted to deal with tonight.

" Seriously? Is anywhere safe these days? Does everything have to be demons and fairies and crazy little ghost things that suck out peoples souls? "

He has the sense to speak softly, but there's a boiling frustration in his voice, his body language, in the way he strains his lips into a tight smile and raises his eyebrows. There's a good moment where he looks over the other, but then he settles on searching the rest of the room instead. He's got co-workers here - and they're off in another corner, all dressed in the sorts of outfits most people would call high fashion - and it wouldn't be right to just leave them. Especially if this is dangerous.

But after a moment, the implication of that other phrase sinks in. He's being warned, and his eyes slip towards the pair across the room. He's good enough at playing it off as casual, seeing as he's also in the midst of looking for his co-workers, but still, it's concerning. They did seem to be looking in their direction.

" Great. I should check on the people I came here with first. What do you mean by tracking a scent? "

[stillllhere]

hxllblazer​:

@stillllhere​​ || 11. our muses are at a club and your muse has asked mine to dance with them

There was a particular reason why he never liked getting dragged to the club scene. One, it was grungy. Two, it seemed to attract a number of fairies thinking that this was the best way to score souls on the surface and John was left at the bar trying to dissuade a rather, and admittedly, attractive looking one with beautiful purple wings that he could barely perceive in the flashing lights to leave him the hell alone.

So maybe he was a little more relieved than he should’ve been when the guy came up to him and popped the question. Maybe he noticed the effort John was trying to go through to drink in peace? Hopefully.

“Thought you’d never ask, love.” Quick to play the part, John had immediately held a hand out, clearly ready to just be anywhere but here.

Not exactly how he'd wanted this night to go. And clubbing - well, it could be his thing, maybe on a different night, if he felt like he had someone safe to be with instead of a couple of co-workers who just wanted to parade the experience of knowing what places like this were actually like, and basically dragged him here because he didn't seem to come out enough.

And his idea of love was based on romance, not... sweat and alcohol and god knew what else. Alcohol never agreed with him anyway - he'd just end up throwing up on someone's shoes, and nobody wanted that, so he wasn't drinking. So all he really wants to do is dance, maybe have some guys dance a little too close for comfort, but the idea of being touched or taken by surprise was still a little too real, a little too uncomfortable. He wanted to be able to enjoy this, but tonight was making things really, really hard.

There'd been one guy that was getting obsessive, almost, hence why he'd awkwardly shimmied over to the bar, where he'd been planning on ordering another Shirley Temple, or something. But then he noticed what was going on with John, it seemed easier to just jump in instead.

He takes his hand, and as soon as they're dancing he sighs and tightens his grip slightly. It's a little tense, but not unmanageable yet.

" You looked like you needed it, " He said, in a tone warm enough that any eavesdropper wouldn't assume a double meaning. " Everyone else here seems so intense, "

[stillllhere]

indie. semi-selective. written by emily. (18+)

featuring a new york based, crossover-friendly, SUPERHERO AU of glee's kurt hummel, ran as a sideblog for @porcelainperformer

[stillllhere]

hxllblazer​:

“Look, if it keeps me off ‘er shitlist then I could care less ‘bout it being the tackiest thing this side o’ the grand pond.”

Probably… not the smartest kind of mindset to have, but all things considered with his current track record on even remembering his own niece’s birthday this horrendous crime against fashion probably could be easily overlooked. Teenagers were easy like that!—or young adults were? A young girl of some discernible age?

Crap.

“Maybe a hat’s a better idea…” Gingerly, he hung the shirts back up. “And a lanyard. Everyone likes lanyards.”

" I suppose that's fair, " He said, sounding like he was thinking through a measured response. He's still biting back a comment about how 'that sort of crime against fashion might put you on her shit list. But he kept it to himself, knew there was only so much snark people could take.

" If you're going for tacky tourist trap things, I say make them as bad as possible. At least there's humour in a novelty 'this grandma loves fishing' mug or an 'I escaped New York without meeting a single rat' trucker hat. At least that way, bad taste can be ironic. And everyone does love a lanyard, "

He smiled a little wryly, glancing back at the shirts, at all the touristy souvenirs. This was a lot tougher than it seemed.

[hxllblazer-a]

@stillllhere

“Red or blue?” Likely not the first thing anyone would expect to be asked, much less being bombarded with two of those particularly gaudily looking tourist trap shirts, but unfortunately a Scouser happened to get stuck in a rather unfortunate predicament back home. One with his rather lovely niece and the fact that if he missed yet another birthday well… he was pretty sure he’d never be allowed over for Christmas ever again. “Think she still likes blue but honestly, red could work…”

[stillllhere]

" If you want my honest opinion, they're both hideous. That’s putting it lightly, "

There was a playful yet totally judgemental hint to his voice, and judging by his suspiciously raised eyebrow, he wouldn't exactly recommend either under different circumstances. He was meant to help with shopping, not wasting money on something cheaply made, badly designed and in a strong primary colour.

But there was no point being a total fashion pessimist, was there? He sighed, crossed his arms, let his eyes roll between each of them a few times, then smiled.

" I think blue might be nice. It's a lot more subtle. And could is always dangerous, "

[promptfairy]

❥     𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒    [   𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂    ]   .

add context   &   change gendered language to your needs .   happy roleplaying !!

“   great .  just  fucking  great .   ” “   any  ideas  on  how  to  get  us  out  of  this  mess ??   ” “   this  is  the  last  time  i  go  anywhere  with  you .   ” “   haven’t  you  done  enough  already ??   ” “   don’t  worry ,   i  have  a  plan .   ” “   well ,   that  didn’t  work .   any  plan  c ,   genius ??   ” “   you  know ,   i  genuinely  don’t  think  this  could  get  any  worse .   ” “   how  did  you  manage  to  do  everything   incorrectly ??   ” “   this  is  wrong .   all  of  this  is  wrong .   ” “   looks  like  we’re  stuck  here .   ” “   admit  it ;   you  have  no  idea  where  you’re  going ,   do  you ??   ” “   we’re  completely  lost .   ” “   of  all  the  people  in  the  world  i  could  end  up  stuck  with  …   ” “   well .   was   this   your  idea  of  a  fun  vacation ??   ” “   how  is  the  tank  almost  empty ??   i  thought  you  said  you  got  gas  before  we  left !!   ” “   there’s  a  gas  station   five  miles  /   eight   kilometers   from  here .   we’re  just  gonna  have  to  push  the  car  there .   ” “   the  good  news  is ,   i  found  someone  who  i  think  can  help  us .   the  bad  news  is ,   i  don’t  think  they  speak   [ language ] .   ” “   thank  god ,   it’s  about  time  you  showed  up  to  help !!   ” “   could  you  run  any  fucking  slower ?!   ” “   i  can’t  get  any  signal  out  here .   ” “   someone  stole  my  fucking  wallet .   ” “   we  are  below  rock  bottom  right  now .   we’re ,  like ,  in  hell .   ” “   are  you  really  just  going  to  leave  me  here ??   ” “   okay ,   you  being  dramatic  is  not  going  to  help  us  find  a  way  to  fix  this .   ” “   are  you  bleeding ??   ” “   i’ll  try  to  find  us  somewhere  to  spend  the  night .   ” “   i  don’t  know  what  to  do !!   i’m  not  a  doctor !!   ” “   of  course  this  happens  to  me .  i  can’t  even  be  surprised .   ” “   i  can’t  walk  …  you’re  gonna  have  to  carry  me .   ” “   things  could  always  be  worse .   at  least  you  don’t  have  flesh - eating  bacteria ,   right ??   ” “   don’t  panic ,   but  i’m  pretty  sure  we’re  being  followed .   ” “   maybe  some  music  will  help  you  calm  down .   ” “   my  glasses  are  broken  …   ” “   i  didn’t  have  enough  rocks  to  write  out   ‘ help ’   so  i  just  spelled  out  ‘ hell ’ .   ” “   maybe  we  can  play  a  game  to  pass  the  time  until  someone  notices  we’re  missing .   ” “   okay ,   i  swear  this  is  not  what  it  looks  like .   ” “   there’s  a  killer  storm  going  on  outside ,   so   unless  you  want  to  disappear  under  mysterious  circumstances ,   i  suggest  you  get  comfortable .   ” “   how  long  was  i  out ??   ” “   well ,   at  least  i’m  trapped  here  with  you .   ”

[memeroundups]

A few Starters - Ice Breakers

“Are you following me?”

“Hey, watch where you’re going.”

“You look vaguely familiar…” 

“I don’t know who you are but you don’t strike me as the trustworthy type.”

“I don’t know what you want but you’d better fuck off before I make you.”

“Sorry but I’m new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?”

“Strange to see a fresh face around here.”

“Hey you. It’s dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.”

“Do you need help with that?”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

“Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”

“See my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think I’m cute.

“Hey handsome/beautiful.”

“You might be new, but you’re looking at the top dog around here.”

“Sorry but I’m not interested in your offer.”

“Are you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?”

“What’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“The answer is no by the way, to whatever you’re about to say.”

“Don’t bother, I’m busy.”

“No no no, this can’t be right. You shouldn’t be here.”

“It’s you, isn’t it?”

“Happy to see me again?”

“It’s been so long since we’ve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.”

“You looking to start a fight or something?”

“Did you think I wouldn’t notice you watching me?”

“Us meeting wasn’t an accident.”

“Hey hey, no need for that I’d just like to talk.”

“Why the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?”

“I see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.”

“Come with me, no time to explain!”

“Look, you’re in danger. You need to do as I say.”

“Are these guys bothering you?”

“Hey, leave him/her alone!”

“You look tired. Need a ride?”

“Shit shit, are you okay?!”

“Give me your belongings and you won’t get hurt. Sound fair?”

“Well look what the cat dragged in.”

“Never thought I’d see your face again.”

“Are you drunk? Hey, you can’t be walking around like that, be careful!”

“You look like bad news….”

“I hope I’m not being too straightforward, but are you single?”

“Nice to meet you.”