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a writing/writing updates blog for stimstriders on ao3.

[stimstriders]

is there anyone still lingering here that would be interested in me doing small fic commissions? what kind of price range would you be willing to throw in for?

[stimstriders]

idk if you still check this account anymore but what's your main ao3 account? Im multifandom and wanna read your other works

i still get notifs for this account! i don't wanna share that publicly though cause of the content i've posted here and on the ao3 connected to this account

[stimstriders]

every now and again the folks in a server im all go crazy over gutterpunk so even though youre never gonna finish it id like to formally thank you on all our behalves for writing it. its a genuine joy to reread and were all fucking insane about it. the dynamics are so good and the pacing is great and honestly i feel not really being into fandoms anymore but im so glad youve left it up so we can look at it again and again and circle eachother screaming "gutterpunk" when one of us thinks up an idea vaguely similar to it.

this is so sweet and really nice to hear. 🥺 it's so wild to me that people still read and think about gutterpunk honestly but i'm very glad that it's still making an impression on people and that people are still enjoying it.

i have no plans for it to go anywhere! yall are free to have it as long as you want it haha. thank you for reading it and for letting me know how you feel about it! i may not really write homestuck anymore, but it does make me feel a little more confident in my current writing haha

[stimstriders]

Would you ever write more gutter-punk or homestuck fics in general?

probably not. i still rp homestuck on occasion, but i don't think about it as much anymore. i'm mostly into DC right now- and i may actually use my stimstriders ao3 account to post some jaytim sometime if i'm really feeling like i can't do that on my main account

i'm still open to talking about it though. and i'm glad people are still thinking about it.

[stimstriders]

sometimes i come back to the gutter-punk comments and am like aw. yeah. people liked this.

i would write basically everything about it differently now (and tbh am only casually into homestuck/practically never even think about stridercest anymore.) but that's still nice.

[stimstriders]

i wanna write a fic based on gutterpunk but i wanna get permission. idek if you still use this account :(

yeah bud go for it. shoot me a link if you post it!

[stimstriders]

me, opening google docs:

me:

me: what month was it in universe last wtf

[alpha-dave-strider]

alpha dave going to a McDonald’s at 2am: full suit with crazy expensive watch. puts 400$ and also his tie and watch in the tip bucket.

alpha dave accepting a prestigious award: booty shorts that say juicy, tuxedo shirt, crocs & socks. talks for five minutes about his Minecraft YouTube channel and leaves the award on the podium

[lencrypted]

alpha striders haven’t drawn those in a while

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[blithe-abomination]

Friendly reminder that murder on the behalf of others is a SKILL that these hard working people deserve COMPENSATION FOR!?!

Hitmen should be PAID for their services just as you would pay for literally any other service! 💰😤 Stop expecting SKILLED murderers to murder for you for free.

[sockablock]

I endlessly admire fic authors who have betas and write chapters and chapters ahead of what they post because you best believe my needy ass is slapping just-finished, mildly edited and typo-laden fics onto AO3 the moment they’re done so I can get that sweet sweet validation

[ruffboi-mags]

yup

[siderealencoderarchive]

My grammar sucks but I hope you’ll understand what I’m trying to say.

[siderealencoderarchive]

Alright, here’s my first comission and these two coolkids for delightful mangret

Thank you very much for your support! uwu

[raptatta]

alpha dave could get this [redacted]

[stimstriders]

super tempted to write a dumb derek-dave scene based on that bojack horseman scene where bojack and mr peanutbutter one up each other by buying a bunch of shit and then bojack steals the D on the hollywood sign.

[greelin]

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

[stimstriders]

gutter-punk [chp. 30] a label for me but not for you

RATING: Explicit RELATIONSHIPS: Dirk Strider/Alpha Dave Strider, (non-romantic) Dirk Strider/Bro Strider ADDITIONAL TAGS: References to Drugs, Illegal Activities, Mental Health Issues, Self-Medication, Stalker-ish Tendencies, Reference and discussion of alcoholism, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, mild(?) description of panic attacks, Panic Attacks, Mildly Dubious Consent, Sibling Incest, BDSM, Kink Negotiation, Past Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Self Harm

Say what you want about trailer trash, but growing up in this environment offers a unique perspective on life.

Or: Dirk Strider grows up in a trailer park, all the while acutely aware of his billionaire older brother that has no idea he exists living two states away.

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