Atrocious

The villain, I been it. 209. 28. Princessa.

[monster-mashed]

this is the funniest fucking image im so sorry

[dykerightsmp3]

favorite plot points from the first couple seasons of vanderpump rules

scheana, who has no spine, is desperate to have a singing career and her main track is called “can you freak bitch”

stassi (mean hot blonde) decides scheana (no spine) is her mortal enemy for no reason but then changes her mind when she sees her sing “can you freak bitch” and proceeds to make out with her. She then changes her mind again between seasons and twice in the following season aswell

stassi in the first episode informs us that she’s going to marry her evil boyfriend, jax, and then it’s promptly revealed he’s a 37-year-old unemployed male model (she’s 24) and he constantly sleeps in places that are not her bed

Jax spends all season denying he went to Vegas and got a girl pregnant to the point of tearing apart all of stassi’s friendships and then he ultimately reveals, in the finale, that he did in fact go to Vegas and get a girl pregnant

sandoval (like the guy from scandoval) is somehow easily one of the least dislikable people on season 1

kristen girlfriend of Sandoval meets someone he slept with five full years ago, before they met, who she only knows he slept with because he apparently told her his entire sexual history, and she absolutely flips out about it and starts sobbing at a modeling shoot

also tries to get ariana (yeah her) fired from her job because she’s convinced sandoval slept with her (in her defense she was right)

it’s then later revealed that before any of this happened, Kristen cheated on scandoval guy with Jax, who is both her bf’s best friend AND her best friend’s ex. she has absolutely no explanation for why she did this

when Jax reveals this happened he also reveals they didn’t use condoms and Sandoval visibly realizes he probably has an std. it’s extremely haunting

“I don’t want to say I did Tom a favor, but. I did him a favor” -Jax about fucking his girlfriend

ariana and sandoval’s first hookup was in the hot tub of a hotel called “the golden nugget” stassi hears about this and says “that’s an all time low” and sandoval replies “are you kidding me I love that place”

ariana has the fucking stupidest braid I’ve ever seen in my entire life

there’s this entire episode where they’re all serving a bunch of rich people and mocking them in the kitchen because again they’re all dirt poor waitstaff

people get into a fight over who can post cuter Instagram pictures

Scheana has to go to the hospital on her birthday because Sandoval and/or Kristen’s DJ boyfriend who sucks accidentally pushed her into broken glass?

this guy named Schwartz keeps trying to get hired but every single time he gets close he starts a bar fight and gets his hiring rescinded

[tamapalace]

Maidtchi got a waitress job at SUR in West Hollywood!

[realitygifs]

VANDERPUMP RULES | 1.01 Welcome to SUR (requested by anonymous)

[sntg]

[strawberryboy]

mentally i’m smoking a cigarette in the back alley of sur

[the-big-mood]

I didn’t realize there were so many people getting destroyed by mattresses 😂

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[realhumanbaby]

How do you know what you should do

You pay very close attention your body because it doesn’t know how to lie to you, and pay very little attention to your mind because it is lying to you all the time

[stinkabelle-]

It’s my moms birthday today.

The older I get the more I am “upset” about my parents. Them being fucked up. Leaving me at 8 & 10 for good. For making empty promises. For fucking my life up. For coming back and dying on me. For never coming back and dying on me. Leaving it all for ME to deal with. Neither one left anything to say to ME but had something for everyone else. Both dying around the holidays. My dad died 11/11 and my mom 12/12. They left the world just so i could think about them around the happiest time of the year. At least that’s how I feel? Why do I feel this way now and not when they died? Why is it bothering me so much more and more, year after year. Isn’t it supposed to get easier?

I dunno, all I know is I got the short end of the fucking stick and I didn’t even get to choose the stick.

[venom-princess-deactivated20250]

[apostura]

plain text:

you need to be slow maxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48 chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wild life. you need to spend 15 minutes making coffee. you need to breathe in and out. you need to be slowwwwwww

[animusrox]

The Eric Andre Show 6.03

[kaijuno]

This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.

[kaijuno]

More pics from that day

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

that last one is where Courage the Cowardly Dog lives

[ruinedchildhood]

[russiawave]

[enchantedbook]

'Fairies Looking Through a Gothic Arch' by John Anster Fitzgerald, c. 1864.

[phantom-threaded]

NOSFERATU (2024), dir. Robert Eggers