I Like Your Pilgrim Hat

All the shit and crap in my brain lies here C, 27, They/He

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“we hear the wilderness and it hears us” in your kitchen?? in new jersey? ok sure

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Scenario:

-Darkness Man gets Meta Glasses for “discreet surveillance,”

-he reports what he found back to HJ and LaVonte

-LaVonte calls him a pervert

-before Darkness Man can say anything to defend himself, HJ smashes the glasses with his cane.

-(while they’re still on Darkness Man’s face, breaking his nose)

-(Batchild is still able to recover the footage)

-She didn’t have to though, because Zaeth and Ghorse separately went stole a CCTV tape that captured what Darkness Man was trying to

-Madelaine breaks Darkness Man’s nose again when she gets home later, solely because DM bought the glasses in the first place.

- “How dare he give money to that menteur! that imbicile!! He betrayed my dear twins!! they were never the same!!”

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“i just chose them because they seemed fun” MY POOR SWEET BOY JESUS CHRIST

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Gyatso :(((

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“i just chose them because they seemed fun” MY POOR SWEET BOY JESUS CHRIST

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Lin funny as fuck making an entrance just snapping Tarrlok’s stick with her metal whip from all the way across the fuckass room

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saving Korra’s ass from dying like four times in a row iktr

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it’s actually crazy how everyone in team avatar is gay

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electrocuting yourself for your lie thats how you know dude’s crazy fr

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aw cmon Sokka, tell the court what you called him

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truly hate the wet crunching sound effect they use to indicate bloodbending

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they did my boy aang so dirty giving him that chin strap

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“my life is ruined!! thanks to you!!” tarrlok you kidnapped. the avatar. famously an act that will ruin your life

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amon isnt even mad that Korra escaped, just disappointed. “i told you not to underestimate her.” monotone as hell

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Lin funny as fuck making an entrance just snapping Tarrlok’s stick with her metal whip from all the way across the fuckass room

[stinkw333d]

saving Korra’s ass from dying like four times in a row iktr

[stinkw333d]

it’s actually crazy how everyone in team avatar is gay

[stinkw333d]

electrocuting yourself for your lie thats how you know dude’s crazy fr

[stinkw333d]

aw cmon Sokka, tell the court what you called him

[stinkw333d]

truly hate the wet crunching sound effect they use to indicate bloodbending

[stinkw333d]

they did my boy aang so dirty giving him that chin strap

[stinkw333d]

“my life is ruined!! thanks to you!!” tarrlok you kidnapped. the avatar. famously an act that will ruin your life

[stinkw333d]

Lin funny as fuck making an entrance just snapping Tarrlok’s stick with her metal whip from all the way across the fuckass room

[stinkw333d]

saving Korra’s ass from dying like four times in a row iktr

[stinkw333d]

it’s actually crazy how everyone in team avatar is gay

[stinkw333d]

electrocuting yourself for your lie thats how you know dude’s crazy fr

[stinkw333d]

aw cmon Sokka, tell the court what you called him

[stinkw333d]

truly hate the wet crunching sound effect they use to indicate bloodbending

[stinkw333d]

they did my boy aang so dirty giving him that chin strap

[stinkw333d]

Lin funny as fuck making an entrance just snapping Tarrlok’s stick with her metal whip from all the way across the fuckass room

[stinkw333d]

saving Korra’s ass from dying like four times in a row iktr

[stinkw333d]

it’s actually crazy how everyone in team avatar is gay

[stinkw333d]

electrocuting yourself for your lie thats how you know dude’s crazy fr

[stinkw333d]

aw cmon Sokka, tell the court what you called him

[stinkw333d]

truly hate the wet crunching sound effect they use to indicate bloodbending

[stinkw333d]

Lin funny as fuck making an entrance just snapping Tarrlok’s stick with her metal whip from all the way across the fuckass room

[stinkw333d]

saving Korra’s ass from dying like four times in a row iktr

[stinkw333d]

it’s actually crazy how everyone in team avatar is gay

[stinkw333d]

electrocuting yourself for your lie thats how you know dude’s crazy fr

[stinkw333d]

aw cmon Sokka, tell the court what you called him

[stinkw333d]

Lin funny as fuck making an entrance just snapping Tarrlok’s stick with her metal whip from all the way across the fuckass room

[stinkw333d]

saving Korra’s ass from dying like four times in a row iktr

[stinkw333d]

it’s actually crazy how everyone in team avatar is gay

[stinkw333d]

electrocuting yourself for your lie thats how you know dude’s crazy fr

[stinkw333d]

Lin funny as fuck making an entrance just snapping Tarrlok’s stick with her metal whip from all the way across the fuckass room

[stinkw333d]

saving Korra’s ass from dying like four times in a row iktr

[stinkw333d]

it’s actually crazy how everyone in team avatar is gay

[stinkw333d]

Lin funny as fuck making an entrance just snapping Tarrlok’s stick with her metal whip from all the way across the fuckass room

[stinkw333d]

saving Korra’s ass from dying like four times in a row iktr

[stinkw333d]

Lin funny as fuck making an entrance just snapping Tarrlok’s stick with her metal whip from all the way across the fuckass room

[stinkw333d]

makinf us watch Aang (and the rest of the Avatar’s) spirit get destroyed 2 minutes after he saved Tenzin from the spirit world is an insane choice, i do a lot of defending of this show but it pisses me off so bad

[stinkw333d]

Korra loves to get her ass beat up until the last second jesus christ. for someone who loves to fight so much you’d think she’d be better at it.

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totallt forgot about Bolin’s scary green eyes. and Mako’s gay little scarf

[stinkw333d]

Zaheer season is so peak. if he’s a villain then why do i think he and his gang are absolutely sick as fuck. the first two episodes are like watching Magneto escape from prison in the second X men over and over.

like i can’t believe that Korra ends up winning and i know what happens

[stinkw333d]

kai pmo so bad jesus christ

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i bet Aang’s kids were mad as hell when they learned the glowing eyes and tattoos were an avatar thing only. especially Tenzin

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i <3 the beifong family

toph was so bad at disciplining her daughters she ended up with a small army of hotheaded autistic geniuses with specific and odd moral codes

[stinkw333d]

“my… uncle was part of the Red Lotus??” girl DUH he was EVIL!! you literally killed him for being so evil!!

[stinkw333d]

is it “bended” or “bent?” like. “airbended” or “airbent”

[stinkw333d]

“no need for alarm! i just need to make an announcement to the entire city” is a funny as fuck line from Zaheer

[stinkw333d]

the way they killed P’li is fucking diabolical. zaheer’s level up is sick as hell though

[stinkw333d]

my mf. KING!! WU!!

[stinkw333d]

this has definitely been done before but these two are so funny. behind every evil gay person is a gayer more evil person, etc

[stinkw333d]

forever wondering why Toph is so lowkey decrepid while Katara just looks old. seeing as Katara is literally older

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AND WHY DID SOKKA NEVER GET TO MEET HIS RAGEBAITING TWIN NEPHEW MEELO JESUS CHRIST

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Duos i just made up:

-Lottie Matthews and Suyin Beifong

-Sarah Christ and Kuvira

-Misty Quigley and Zhu Li

-Travis Martinez and Mako

[stinkw333d]

being the Avatar must be sick as fuck. you get to say shit like “i saw a vision!” and everyone just kind of has to believe you

[stinkw333d]

“and i thought Appa was smelly!”

Appa WAS

like obviously but why remind me. why even have toph acknowledge that he died

[stinkw333d]

bataar shut your old nerd ass up!! god damn!

[stinkw333d]

i never noticed that Kuvira’s army all had the same fuckass 2014 shaved sides long on top haircuts. thats so funny.

[stinkw333d]

so sorry you guys, but can we get an Uber XL? i’m gonna wear my big ass 25 story tall evil robot suit today so i’m gonna need more legroom

[stinkw333d]

love how before the beifongs go anywhere they’re like, “wait lemme put on my multiple pieces of intricately made bulky metal armor yes including the belt and the wrist cuffs and ankle cuffs and boot covers i Need Them.” like who needs a weighted blanket when you have several plates of steel metalbent to your exact measurements i guess

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the spirits are soo funny. dip for the fight and the second it’s over they come back. simply not interested in human bullshit

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walking into the spirit portal. lesbianly.

[stinkw333d]

makinf us watch Aang (and the rest of the Avatar’s) spirit get destroyed 2 minutes after he saved Tenzin from the spirit world is an insane choice, i do a lot of defending of this show but it pisses me off so bad

[stinkw333d]

Korra loves to get her ass beat up until the last second jesus christ. for someone who loves to fight so much you’d think she’d be better at it.

[stinkw333d]

totallt forgot about Bolin’s scary green eyes. and Mako’s gay little scarf

[stinkw333d]

Zaheer season is so peak. if he’s a villain then why do i think he and his gang are absolutely sick as fuck. the first two episodes are like watching Magneto escape from prison in the second X men over and over.

like i can’t believe that Korra ends up winning and i know what happens

[stinkw333d]

kai pmo so bad jesus christ

[stinkw333d]

i bet Aang’s kids were mad as hell when they learned the glowing eyes and tattoos were an avatar thing only. especially Tenzin

[stinkw333d]

i <3 the beifong family

toph was so bad at disciplining her daughters she ended up with a small army of hotheaded autistic geniuses with specific and odd moral codes

[stinkw333d]

“my… uncle was part of the Red Lotus??” girl DUH he was EVIL!! you literally killed him for being so evil!!

[stinkw333d]

is it “bended” or “bent?” like. “airbended” or “airbent”

[stinkw333d]

“no need for alarm! i just need to make an announcement to the entire city” is a funny as fuck line from Zaheer

[stinkw333d]

the way they killed P’li is fucking diabolical. zaheer’s level up is sick as hell though

[stinkw333d]

my mf. KING!! WU!!

[stinkw333d]

this has definitely been done before but these two are so funny. behind every evil gay person is a gayer more evil person, etc

[stinkw333d]

forever wondering why Toph is so lowkey decrepid while Katara just looks old. seeing as Katara is literally older

[stinkw333d]

AND WHY DID SOKKA NEVER GET TO MEET HIS RAGEBAITING TWIN NEPHEW MEELO JESUS CHRIST

[stinkw333d]

Duos i just made up:

-Lottie Matthews and Suyin Beifong

-Sarah Christ and Kuvira

-Misty Quigley and Zhu Li

-Travis Martinez and Mako

[stinkw333d]

being the Avatar must be sick as fuck. you get to say shit like “i saw a vision!” and everyone just kind of has to believe you

[stinkw333d]

“and i thought Appa was smelly!”

Appa WAS

like obviously but why remind me. why even have toph acknowledge that he died

[stinkw333d]

bataar shut your old nerd ass up!! god damn!

[stinkw333d]

i never noticed that Kuvira’s army all had the same fuckass 2014 shaved sides long on top haircuts. thats so funny.

[stinkw333d]

so sorry you guys, but can we get an Uber XL? i’m gonna wear my big ass 25 story tall evil robot suit today so i’m gonna need more legroom

[stinkw333d]

love how before the beifongs go anywhere they’re like, “wait lemme put on my multiple pieces of intricately made bulky metal armor yes including the belt and the wrist cuffs and ankle cuffs and boot covers i Need Them.” like who needs a weighted blanket when you have several plates of steel metalbent to your exact measurements i guess

[stinkw333d]

the spirits are soo funny. dip for the fight and the second it’s over they come back. simply not interested in human bullshit

[stinkw333d]

makinf us watch Aang (and the rest of the Avatar’s) spirit get destroyed 2 minutes after he saved Tenzin from the spirit world is an insane choice, i do a lot of defending of this show but it pisses me off so bad

[stinkw333d]

Korra loves to get her ass beat up until the last second jesus christ. for someone who loves to fight so much you’d think she’d be better at it.

[stinkw333d]

totallt forgot about Bolin’s scary green eyes. and Mako’s gay little scarf

[stinkw333d]

Zaheer season is so peak. if he’s a villain then why do i think he and his gang are absolutely sick as fuck. the first two episodes are like watching Magneto escape from prison in the second X men over and over.

like i can’t believe that Korra ends up winning and i know what happens

[stinkw333d]

kai pmo so bad jesus christ

[stinkw333d]

i bet Aang’s kids were mad as hell when they learned the glowing eyes and tattoos were an avatar thing only. especially Tenzin

[stinkw333d]

i <3 the beifong family

toph was so bad at disciplining her daughters she ended up with a small army of hotheaded autistic geniuses with specific and odd moral codes

[stinkw333d]

“my… uncle was part of the Red Lotus??” girl DUH he was EVIL!! you literally killed him for being so evil!!

[stinkw333d]

is it “bended” or “bent?” like. “airbended” or “airbent”

[stinkw333d]

“no need for alarm! i just need to make an announcement to the entire city” is a funny as fuck line from Zaheer

[stinkw333d]

the way they killed P’li is fucking diabolical. zaheer’s level up is sick as hell though

[stinkw333d]

my mf. KING!! WU!!

[stinkw333d]

this has definitely been done before but these two are so funny. behind every evil gay person is a gayer more evil person, etc

[stinkw333d]

forever wondering why Toph is so lowkey decrepid while Katara just looks old. seeing as Katara is literally older

[stinkw333d]

AND WHY DID SOKKA NEVER GET TO MEET HIS RAGEBAITING TWIN NEPHEW MEELO JESUS CHRIST

[stinkw333d]

Duos i just made up:

-Lottie Matthews and Suyin Beifong

-Sarah Christ and Kuvira

-Misty Quigley and Zhu Li

-Travis Martinez and Mako

[stinkw333d]

being the Avatar must be sick as fuck. you get to say shit like “i saw a vision!” and everyone just kind of has to believe you

[stinkw333d]

“and i thought Appa was smelly!”

Appa WAS

like obviously but why remind me. why even have toph acknowledge that he died

[stinkw333d]

bataar shut your old nerd ass up!! god damn!

[stinkw333d]

i never noticed that Kuvira’s army all had the same fuckass 2014 shaved sides long on top haircuts. thats so funny.

[stinkw333d]

so sorry you guys, but can we get an Uber XL? i’m gonna wear my big ass 25 story tall evil robot suit today so i’m gonna need more legroom

[stinkw333d]

love how before the beifongs go anywhere they’re like, “wait lemme put on my multiple pieces of intricately made bulky metal armor yes including the belt and the wrist cuffs and ankle cuffs and boot covers i Need Them.” like who needs a weighted blanket when you have several plates of steel metalbent to your exact measurements i guess

[stinkw333d]

makinf us watch Aang (and the rest of the Avatar’s) spirit get destroyed 2 minutes after he saved Tenzin from the spirit world is an insane choice, i do a lot of defending of this show but it pisses me off so bad

[stinkw333d]

Korra loves to get her ass beat up until the last second jesus christ. for someone who loves to fight so much you’d think she’d be better at it.

[stinkw333d]

totallt forgot about Bolin’s scary green eyes. and Mako’s gay little scarf

[stinkw333d]

Zaheer season is so peak. if he’s a villain then why do i think he and his gang are absolutely sick as fuck. the first two episodes are like watching Magneto escape from prison in the second X men over and over.

like i can’t believe that Korra ends up winning and i know what happens

[stinkw333d]

kai pmo so bad jesus christ

[stinkw333d]

i bet Aang’s kids were mad as hell when they learned the glowing eyes and tattoos were an avatar thing only. especially Tenzin

[stinkw333d]

i <3 the beifong family

toph was so bad at disciplining her daughters she ended up with a small army of hotheaded autistic geniuses with specific and odd moral codes

[stinkw333d]

“my… uncle was part of the Red Lotus??” girl DUH he was EVIL!! you literally killed him for being so evil!!

[stinkw333d]

is it “bended” or “bent?” like. “airbended” or “airbent”

[stinkw333d]

“no need for alarm! i just need to make an announcement to the entire city” is a funny as fuck line from Zaheer

[stinkw333d]

the way they killed P’li is fucking diabolical. zaheer’s level up is sick as hell though

[stinkw333d]

my mf. KING!! WU!!

[stinkw333d]

this has definitely been done before but these two are so funny. behind every evil gay person is a gayer more evil person, etc

[stinkw333d]

forever wondering why Toph is so lowkey decrepid while Katara just looks old. seeing as Katara is literally older

[stinkw333d]

AND WHY DID SOKKA NEVER GET TO MEET HIS RAGEBAITING TWIN NEPHEW MEELO JESUS CHRIST

[stinkw333d]

Duos i just made up:

-Lottie Matthews and Suyin Beifong

-Sarah Christ and Kuvira

-Misty Quigley and Zhu Li

-Travis Martinez and Mako

[stinkw333d]

being the Avatar must be sick as fuck. you get to say shit like “i saw a vision!” and everyone just kind of has to believe you

[stinkw333d]

“and i thought Appa was smelly!”

Appa WAS

like obviously but why remind me. why even have toph acknowledge that he died

[stinkw333d]

bataar shut your old nerd ass up!! god damn!

[stinkw333d]

i never noticed that Kuvira’s army all had the same fuckass 2014 shaved sides long on top haircuts. thats so funny.

[stinkw333d]

so sorry you guys, but can we get an Uber XL? i’m gonna wear my big ass 25 story tall evil robot suit today so i’m gonna need more legroom