A fucked up cutie

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[stinkyboiii]

Update nobody asked for but it's in line with this blog's content lol

Sooo my bf came over today, before I had work so we're hanging out, cuddling and talking and shit, and at one point, he took off his pants and pointed his ass at me, full on, inching closer and closer to my face as I was getting more and more flustered >\\\\<

A bit of context, he knows about close to all of my kinks i think, since I try to be open about it, and even tho his are a bit more tame, he's happy to indulge me. We're also really casually intimate all the time, so it's not like I never saw his ass - I absolutely adore it, just like every part of him. But yeah, this was a new perspective.

So anyway, I was millimeters away from heaven today, but we stopped because we didn't really have time to start anything serious. We won't see eachother for the next two weeks or so because I'll be out of town, but when we do see eachother, he promised to facesit me >.<

I'm so wet just thinking about it. His body is so perfect, and his ass is to die for.. I can't wait.

[stinkyboiii]

Okay so, he did kind of facesit me, but it wasn't much of a facesitting since it's not exactly a breathable position and we're both kinda shy and a bit akward (bottom-leaning switches and the works) so it lasted short. But during a chat after it came out that he thought I wanted to eat his asshole. I told him I was thinking baby steps, but now that he mentions it and I'm looking at it I actually do wanna eat it.

So I tried it and he was absolutely in heaven. He was moaning so prettily and afterwards he was all dazed and told me he enjoyed it more than he ever enjoyed masturbating or getting head

>\\\\<

I didn't expect him to be even half as into it as he ended up being. Next morning I did it for him again and I think now I'm addicted to making him feel so good in that way, so any tips on how to eat ass will be very appreciated, I want to be a pro for him <33

[stinkyboiii]

Update nobody asked for but it's in line with this blog's content lol

Sooo my bf came over today, before I had work so we're hanging out, cuddling and talking and shit, and at one point, he took off his pants and pointed his ass at me, full on, inching closer and closer to my face as I was getting more and more flustered >\\\\<

A bit of context, he knows about close to all of my kinks i think, since I try to be open about it, and even tho his are a bit more tame, he's happy to indulge me. We're also really casually intimate all the time, so it's not like I never saw his ass - I absolutely adore it, just like every part of him. But yeah, this was a new perspective.

So anyway, I was millimeters away from heaven today, but we stopped because we didn't really have time to start anything serious. We won't see eachother for the next two weeks or so because I'll be out of town, but when we do see eachother, he promised to facesit me >.<

I'm so wet just thinking about it. His body is so perfect, and his ass is to die for.. I can't wait.

[stinkyboiii]

Congrats on getting a boyfriend!! How did you two meet??

Thank uu <33 We met on our friend's new years eve party :3 I wasn't gonna come because it was mostly her friends I didn't know and I'm an introvert, but she said he really wanted to meet me, since we had alot of shared interests, so I agreed to come

Well, immediatly upon arrival I thought he was cute as hell. We talked, got a bit drunk and our friend kinda set up for us to kiss. And so we spent the rest of the night in a room alone just making out and talking and drinking and we've been inseperable ever since :3

[stinkyboiii]

If there's anyone wondering why has this blog gone so dead those last few months, your boy got himself a boyfriend 🫣🫣 still figuring out how my life looks now so please be patient, I'll return to posting here eventually, I think <33

[bwuiseddollie]

there is no need for urinals and toilets in men’s restrooms, when you can just chain a bunch of females to the wall and make them act as human toilets. they also double as a toilet paper - good for the environment

[timeflow-sex]

reblog to squeeze prev's ass

[stinkyboiii]

Folks with lactose intolerance... I know it probably sucks actually having to deal with the effects lactose has on your body, but at the same time... You're like the top of my fantasies.

I mean if you gotta suffer you can at least make me suffer with you and that's peak >\\\<

Please sit on my face and make me sniff and feel every little bit of that gas as you try to relax trough the tummy ache. Make me hope I don't get shat on before it's all over, plss... I need it.

[dasniffer]

There is nothing more dangerous than to be trapped under the butt of a gassy person who isn’t afraid of shitting their pants.

All bets are off and your safety is up to the whims of their turbulent tummy

Reminds me of a fetish story I read with a person trapped under the butt of someone who kept farting in their drunken sleep and with each fart they got closer and closer to crapping themselves right on top of their poor victim.

[stinkyboiii]

Stretch marks. Hip dips. Bushes. Hairy armits. Hairy legs and arms. Scars. Veins showing. Stained hands and feet showing signs of use. Body fat. Bones sticking out. Asymmetry. Birthmarks. Moles. Freckles. Wrinkles. Fucking textures.

The way I love human body. The way I feel this overwhelming pansexual appreciation for people, all people. I love humans. I love when humans look human and love other human-looking humans aaaa. Please let's appreciate the natural form for a bit. No, every day actually.

I'm rambling. This is an appreciation post to everyone who sees it I love you and you're hot as fuck in how unique and real you are.

[godslittlechewtoy]

had kind of a difficult week so I need a guy using my face as a chair and letting out rank bubbly farts while he pays me no mind

[worship-my-ass012]

End your week by coming home and letting my sit on your face and gas you out all weekend

[godslittlechewtoy]

getting a reply from you feels like meeting a celebrity hahaha

[the-butch-brapper]

lately ive been fantasizing about what i can only describe as... fart denial? idk exactly but hear me out. being on my knees behind a woman, ripping hot ass in my face, but not letting me smell any of it. be it a gas mask, a good ole stereotypical clothespin, or just being told to pinch my own nose, i may not sniff any of it. i can still see the fat wobble of her ass, hear her long, wet, bubbly farts, feel the humid gas against my face. but all i can do salivate at the thought how pungent it may be, how raunchy, how delicious. only after she's fully satisfied with my desperate begging to huff her up and ive soaked all the way through my panties will she have mercy and free my snout, letting me eagerly nuzzle my face into the valley of her cushiony cheeks and getting the orgasmic relief ive been craving via an extensive, rumbling, muggy, burbling fart enveloping my senses -🦊

Ohhhhh this is actually interesting. I don't think I've ever heard of something like this ever! Massive fart pervert who can only hear the farts and maybe, if she's lucky, feel their warmth while actively being denied the satisfaction and arousal of sniffing them for long enough that it becomes unbearable and they downright NEED to get a whiff is kinda really hot 🥴

[sapphirecrownedprince-deactivat]

Listen, I have had friends joke about stepping on me when they can’t reach something or jokingly sitting in my lap, but the thing is you can’t joke about that with me. I will go feral, especially if it’s pertaining to being a chair of any kind. Even had somebody mess around and go “you’re my pillow now” and put her head in my lap. I lost it a little right there ngl.

[stinkyboiii]

Can I get a "woof woof!" for tboys farting?? >\\\<

Please make me your seat and you can have all my savings. I'm so not normal about this plsss

[stinkyboiii]

Femboys too, femboys can take all my money too 🤚

[stinkyboiii]

Can I get a "woof woof!" for tboys farting?? >\\\<

Please make me your seat and you can have all my savings. I'm so not normal about this plsss

[gashotbox]

shameless farters who are super fucking annoying about it. who cock a leg up and sigh superrr loudly after ripping the most monstrous, nastiest, raunchiest fart of a lifetime🤤 whoo obnoxiously press their fingers to the pucker before they rip one disgustingly wet and take the deepest, most attention-seeking snifff after🤤🤤

[boyhuffer-deactivated20251119]

more men should start wearing skirts so it's easier for them to shove me into their ass when they need to fart. i need easier access to their gross holes.

[lord-of-geeks-and-subs]

Gross fart loving sub

Pathetic little girlies. Needy little subs. Gross little switches. Dumb little people. And filthy little mutts. Don’t hide it. Don’t lie about it. You like to be treated like rancid filth don’t you? To be forced into doing a bunch of gross and humiliating acts. To be bullied. Treated like filth. Made to smell gross things. Like the sweaty socks of men. Their pissy cocks. Their swampy hairy armpits. Their worn dirty clothes. Or their musky ass.

You need your needy nose pressed against a dirty sweaty asshole and me making fun of you as I let out musky farts directly up your nostrils. Treating you like a mockable bully victim as I grind my ass against your face. Letting our fart after fart on your pretty face. Oh so stunning that you are. Now treated like disposable nasty filth.

Don’t lie. Admit your dark and secret desires. You want me to sit on your face with my sweaty hairy ass don’t you? To grab you by the hair. Hold you there by force and let out a rancid smelling strong fart. You want me to push back. Reallly force your nose against my asshole. Grind up and down slowly. And keep you in place with my thighs so you are forced to sniff, lick and inhale the rancid smell of farts as I degrade you and treat you like filth. Don’t you? Heck bet you’d love it if I would push some worn, filthy and farty boxers against your face to sniff and lick while I’m fucking one of your other holes. Ruining you for my pleasure. Wiping the stench of ass and fart and cock all over you.

Just think about being made to press your pretty face between my hairy asscheeks. While you press a vibrator against your clit. Vibing yourself to edge after edge while your face being stuck in an intoxicating hold that reeks of ass and sweat. The scent seeping into your face. Seeping into your skin. Combining pleasure and this filthy act until you got addicted to these rancid smells. Imagine being ignored by me as I game. While sitting on your face. Getting hot and sweaty and wiling my sweaty musky scents off on your face. Treating you like a literal chair. A literal asswipe. Admit it. You’d like that. You’d crave that.

Go on pathetic asswipe. Sniff that asshole. Clean it with your tongue. Grind your face up and down that crack. Inhale. Sniff. Lick. Kiss. Worship. Until your brain melts into a puddle. Until you melt into a puddle. And your breath and face stink of ass and farts. Go on. Degrade yourself for me. And become a filthy-fart-sniffing-slut for me.