"Who is Brick's favorite band or artist?" "Elvis."
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"Who is Brick's favorite band or artist?" "Elvis."
The TikTok Team is back again with a Tag Wrangler Hear Me Out Cake.
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Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.
I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now
Unsettling frog trying to seduce you and Nightmare Bear (Calgary, AB)
2 moods
one of my friends started going on dates with her mailman but he cut things off and now it's like a situation where she's seeing her "ex" (lack of better term) like every day because he's her mailman
don't date your coworkers = normal advice
don't date your mailman = we need to work on this one
you see yourself on the jumbotron and you are covered in blood and smiling very very wide
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
Me: *agonizing over whether a semicolon goes here, what the proper dialogue should be there, other assorted rules and semantics*
Terry Pratchett: "!" said the stranger.
THAT'S ALLOWED?
Writing is for communication. Sir Terry knew very well that anything's allowed if it helps you communicate something effectively.
Sometimes a WAG is a bunch of dudes from Winnipeg in a minivan
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Sometimes, fanfiction is carefully plotted out stories, with plot points and call backs and themes that all tie it up in a meaningful and exciting way.
And sometimes fanfiction is, ‘Watch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here's some sex'
Both are beautiful forms of writing.
when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw
theres no bond as strong as a girl and her shitty unpopular rpf ship that no one will ever like or understand
okay lesbians
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