𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑑𝑎𝑤𝑛

𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐇𝐔𝐈 જ 𝘴𝘷𝘵 ⩩ 𝖻𝖾𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗍𝖽𝖺𝖽

[stinkyomelette]

you know when you get a paper cut in between your fingers? that's the worst

[dankmemeuniversity]

[plushieanimals]

amufun amuse platypuses plush

[randomencounters]

Encounter: some……flightless birds?

[petewentztiddies]

having emotions and then expressing them is like so embarrassing actually

[stinkyomelette]

would love to be cruisin on a cruise to mexico with you all but it's concert preparation time

[stinkyomelette]

if there's anything these last few days has taught me it's that i am not built for the desert

[icedcoffeeandmurder]

i’m sorry but if i don’t disappear mysteriously, causing an odd group of people who knew me to get together to solve my disappearance, all the while they find out they all knew wildly different versions of me and didn’t really know me at all, then what has this all been for?

[littleguymart]

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[stinkyomelette]

so.... who wants to hang out when i land in vegas?

[stinkyomelette]

nothing interesting to report other than i sneezed

[kaijuno]

[stinkyomelette]

happy birthday i'm gonna clamp your head in salad tongs to celebrate

this is allowed but if and only if you give me that bucket hat (also thanks, i miss you)

[stinkyomelette]

happy birthday!!!

maggie!!! my favorite person!!! thank you thank you

[stinkyomelette]

happy birthday my love !!! ❤️ let’s do something soon :’)

oh no i'm doing the thing where i'm frowning but in a happy way :-( i love you and we for sure need to do something soon! thank you for the birthday wish ❤️

[stinkyomelette]

happy birthday junhui stinky omelette the first. in honour of your big day, i'll start a rumour you were the guy that hacked facebook and got all those webpages taken down

well if it isn't the souprano himself 😎 i'm oddly fine with this rumor since i don't have facebook and it can easily be debunked but a big thank you to you and i hope the next omelette you eat is as stinky as me

[stinkyomelette]

i hope you eat lots of cake today :')

you know me... not having cake is out of the question :-) but thanks a bunch, send dobby and boo my love