i ain't no superman, i'm just the way i am

morgan wallen, drunk before breakfast. | just a roleplay for tinseltown-rp, move along.

[tinselwallen]

tinselsamara​:

So I know I’ll probably get some kick back for this, but you’re as sick as your secrets, right? I’m an absolute WHORE for celebrity gossip. Always have been, probably always will be. I was following Perez and TMZ probably from inception. I could never leave the grocery without a copy of OK! the whole nine yards. I thought when I started living in America and working more, it’d fade out. But I’m as bad as ever. More importantly…do we think JLo was scolding Ben at the Grammy’s, orrrrr..?

@tinseltownstarter​

I can’t keep up with all that, but if you hear anything about me will ya let me know? I do know one thing, though. If a woman’s scolding a man, he probably deserved it - something my mom and grandma and my great grandma boots taught me. So if she was, good for her, he done fuuuuucked up.

[tinselwallen]

m-b-j​:

Less than a month away and you all will get to see Creed 3. Who is excited? This guy right here. After all the blood sweat and tears that went into this movie I hope it lives up to the hype. Now I need to know who else is excited with me. If no one is then you all may see a grown ass man ugly cry.

@tinseltownstarter​

I’m excited, but if you need a moment to get emotional I get it. I get that way. Ha. How’re you doin, by the way? Good to meet you. I’m Morgan.

[tinselwallen]

ashvbenz​:

that can be part of the plot twist.  Through the whole book, you think Hook is trying to get to Peter Pan to kill him, but really, he’s trying to protect him from his evil shadow…or something like that.

Damn..! You’re good. I’d watch that shit.

[tfjoeyk]

tinselwallen​:

That’s the shit that puts Peter Pan into perspective, you know? Damn. We should be screenwriters. 

Exactly!  My mind immediately went to Peter Pan.  Talk about a twist to him chasing his shadow.  OMG, that would be so much fun to write.  If only we had the time.

[tinselwallen]

It’s gonna be me during this whole tour, writing this shit. It’s like one of them “but what about the bad guy” kinda things I guess.

[tinselwallen]

Henry

I can get behind it as a bro thing. I want superman to be my friend, man.

[tinselwallen]

Katie Cassidy

Two votes for Katie, I think that means I owe her dinner or something.

[tinselwallen]

me

Mashley should be everyone’s favorite ship.

[s4brina-carp]

mashley could be the next brangelina

[tinselwallen]

When do we get our three dozen kids?

[tinselwallen]

Leighton

Alright. I’m not mad at that. I never was the type to make good girls go bad, but I made a couple city girls go country.

[leightontt]

never saw country song, huh? i’m already a little bit country... and a little bit rock and roll. ;)

[tinselwallen]

Putting that on my watchlist asap.

[tinselwallen]

I ship you with Emma Roberts!

I was getting wickedly western wasted the other day alone (don’t ask) and I watched a movie with her in it. She was pretty damn cute I’m not gonna lie.

[tinselwallen]

I ship you with Madison Beer!

Never met her but I ship myself with her last name.

[tinselwallen]

Aj

My thirteen year old just watched Cow Belles self agrees.

[tinselwallen]

Anna

What, like Anna Kendrick? Man, she’s funny as hell and cute too but for real she’d run intellectual circles around me lol

[tinselwallen]

Samara

If she wants to know what the down under of the US is like, I mean. I’m down if she is.

[tinselwallen]

Selena

Definitely not worthy of this one. Every song she puts out is so fuckin good.

[tinselwallen]

Kelli

Y’all definitely heard the rumors.

Man. Am I worthy of this one? She’s real cute.

[tinselwallen]

Halsey

#mashley

[tinselwallen]

Shay

She’s a beautiful girl. Got a feeling I’d get turned down.