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You think your little mockery is gonna make me cry ?

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Alastor was up before sunrise, humming something annoyingly cheerful as the percolator hissed on the stove. The hotel was quiet, perfect for coffee and being smugly awake before anyone else. Then came the drag...

Alastor didn’t even turn at first. That sound could only belong to one man who had recently been used as Heaven’s personal power outlet. Once he heard the shuffle closer by He finally looked and grinned. “My, my… aren’t you a sight,” Alastor purred over his mug. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say you lost a fight with the divine.” He set a steaming cup on the counter, perfectly offered. Suspiciously nice. “Coffee? You look moments from expiration.”

lu-king-of-ducks

Lucifer groaned, rolling his eyes begrudgingly at the radio demon. "Oh, piss off Bambi. But yes, coffee would be nice." He ads with a bit of reluctance, making his way to stand by Alastor while waiting for his beverage.

stitchedbambi

Alastor slid the mug toward him once poured didn't care to add cream and sugar, grin sharpening fiercely at the nickname. “*Oh*, someone’s feisty this morning,” he chimed, leaning just close enough to be annoying. “Easy now, Lu. I won't bite. *Yet*.” He tapped the rim of the cup lightly. “There. Caffeine, salvation, and a dash of dignity though I fear only two of those are recoverable at this hour.”

lu-king-of-ducks

"Thanks. Sorry I'm being pissy, I'm just tired." He smiles in exhaustion. He takes the cup in hand, letting out a sigh. "Just caffeine and dignity, right?" Lucifer questions dully.

stitchedbambi

“Perhaps, does not mean you will recover them.” Alastor teased lightly, idly sipping away at his own mug. “Why so exhausted? Nightmares?” He asked the last word with a devious look as if he may or may not be the cause of them.

lu-king-of-ducks

"Couldn't fall asleep until like 3am. I guess I was just uncomfy." He states, mildly staring into space, then letting out a yawn.

stitchedbambi

Alastor’s eyes twitched ever so slightly at Lucifer being unbothered by his taunting. He hummed and sipped his coffee. “With a bed like yours? I didn't think that would be an issue for you.”

lu-king-of-ducks

"HA! Wouldn't YOU know!" He chuckles. "I mean the bed's fine, I think it was just me being stupid is all."

stitchedbambi

Alastor jolted slightly with furrowed brows, his ears flicking back at the joke. Then he scoffed and rolled his eyes. “Oh haha.” he laughed sarcastically, “Do you mean more stupid than usual?”

lu-king-of-ducks

"Yeah, sure. But uh, not THAT stupid." He rolls his eyes, sipping his coffee.

stitchedbambi

“Then how stupid?” Alastor asks as he leans over Lucifer curiously.

lu-king-of-ducks

"Not stupid enough to drop my coffee I'll tell ya that much." He pokes Alastor in the stomach.

stitchedbambi

Alastor nearly dropped his coffee when poked in the stomach, steadying his hold and glaring down at the fallen angel. “Stop that.”

stitchedbambi

Alastor was up before sunrise, humming something annoyingly cheerful as the percolator hissed on the stove. The hotel was quiet, perfect for coffee and being smugly awake before anyone else. Then came the drag...

Alastor didn’t even turn at first. That sound could only belong to one man who had recently been used as Heaven’s personal power outlet. Once he heard the shuffle closer by He finally looked and grinned. “My, my… aren’t you a sight,” Alastor purred over his mug. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say you lost a fight with the divine.” He set a steaming cup on the counter, perfectly offered. Suspiciously nice. “Coffee? You look moments from expiration.”

lu-king-of-ducks

Lucifer groaned, rolling his eyes begrudgingly at the radio demon. "Oh, piss off Bambi. But yes, coffee would be nice." He ads with a bit of reluctance, making his way to stand by Alastor while waiting for his beverage.

stitchedbambi

Alastor slid the mug toward him once poured didn't care to add cream and sugar, grin sharpening fiercely at the nickname. “*Oh*, someone’s feisty this morning,” he chimed, leaning just close enough to be annoying. “Easy now, Lu. I won't bite. *Yet*.” He tapped the rim of the cup lightly. “There. Caffeine, salvation, and a dash of dignity though I fear only two of those are recoverable at this hour.”

lu-king-of-ducks

"Thanks. Sorry I'm being pissy, I'm just tired." He smiles in exhaustion. He takes the cup in hand, letting out a sigh. "Just caffeine and dignity, right?" Lucifer questions dully.

stitchedbambi

“Perhaps, does not mean you will recover them.” Alastor teased lightly, idly sipping away at his own mug. “Why so exhausted? Nightmares?” He asked the last word with a devious look as if he may or may not be the cause of them.

lu-king-of-ducks

"Couldn't fall asleep until like 3am. I guess I was just uncomfy." He states, mildly staring into space, then letting out a yawn.

stitchedbambi

Alastor’s eyes twitched ever so slightly at Lucifer being unbothered by his taunting. He hummed and sipped his coffee. “With a bed like yours? I didn't think that would be an issue for you.”

lu-king-of-ducks

"HA! Wouldn't YOU know!" He chuckles. "I mean the bed's fine, I think it was just me being stupid is all."

stitchedbambi

Alastor jolted slightly with furrowed brows, his ears flicking back at the joke. Then he scoffed and rolled his eyes. “Oh haha.” he laughed sarcastically, “Do you mean more stupid than usual?”

lu-king-of-ducks

"Yeah, sure. But uh, not THAT stupid." He rolls his eyes, sipping his coffee.

stitchedbambi

“Then how stupid?” Alastor asks as he leans over Lucifer curiously.

stitchedbambi

Alastor was up before sunrise, humming something annoyingly cheerful as the percolator hissed on the stove. The hotel was quiet, perfect for coffee and being smugly awake before anyone else. Then came the drag...

Alastor didn’t even turn at first. That sound could only belong to one man who had recently been used as Heaven’s personal power outlet. Once he heard the shuffle closer by He finally looked and grinned. “My, my… aren’t you a sight,” Alastor purred over his mug. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say you lost a fight with the divine.” He set a steaming cup on the counter, perfectly offered. Suspiciously nice. “Coffee? You look moments from expiration.”

lu-king-of-ducks

Lucifer groaned, rolling his eyes begrudgingly at the radio demon. "Oh, piss off Bambi. But yes, coffee would be nice." He ads with a bit of reluctance, making his way to stand by Alastor while waiting for his beverage.

stitchedbambi

Alastor slid the mug toward him once poured didn't care to add cream and sugar, grin sharpening fiercely at the nickname. “*Oh*, someone’s feisty this morning,” he chimed, leaning just close enough to be annoying. “Easy now, Lu. I won't bite. *Yet*.” He tapped the rim of the cup lightly. “There. Caffeine, salvation, and a dash of dignity though I fear only two of those are recoverable at this hour.”

lu-king-of-ducks

"Thanks. Sorry I'm being pissy, I'm just tired." He smiles in exhaustion. He takes the cup in hand, letting out a sigh. "Just caffeine and dignity, right?" Lucifer questions dully.

stitchedbambi

“Perhaps, does not mean you will recover them.” Alastor teased lightly, idly sipping away at his own mug. “Why so exhausted? Nightmares?” He asked the last word with a devious look as if he may or may not be the cause of them.

lu-king-of-ducks

"Couldn't fall asleep until like 3am. I guess I was just uncomfy." He states, mildly staring into space, then letting out a yawn.

stitchedbambi

Alastor’s eyes twitched ever so slightly at Lucifer being unbothered by his taunting. He hummed and sipped his coffee. “With a bed like yours? I didn't think that would be an issue for you.”

lu-king-of-ducks

"HA! Wouldn't YOU know!" He chuckles. "I mean the bed's fine, I think it was just me being stupid is all."

stitchedbambi

Alastor jolted slightly with furrowed brows, his ears flicking back at the joke. Then he scoffed and rolled his eyes. “Oh haha.” he laughed sarcastically, “Do you mean more stupid than usual?”

stitchedbambi

Alastor was up before sunrise, humming something annoyingly cheerful as the percolator hissed on the stove. The hotel was quiet, perfect for coffee and being smugly awake before anyone else. Then came the drag...

Alastor didn’t even turn at first. That sound could only belong to one man who had recently been used as Heaven’s personal power outlet. Once he heard the shuffle closer by He finally looked and grinned. “My, my… aren’t you a sight,” Alastor purred over his mug. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say you lost a fight with the divine.” He set a steaming cup on the counter, perfectly offered. Suspiciously nice. “Coffee? You look moments from expiration.”

lu-king-of-ducks

Lucifer groaned, rolling his eyes begrudgingly at the radio demon. "Oh, piss off Bambi. But yes, coffee would be nice." He ads with a bit of reluctance, making his way to stand by Alastor while waiting for his beverage.

stitchedbambi

Alastor slid the mug toward him once poured didn't care to add cream and sugar, grin sharpening fiercely at the nickname. “*Oh*, someone’s feisty this morning,” he chimed, leaning just close enough to be annoying. “Easy now, Lu. I won't bite. *Yet*.” He tapped the rim of the cup lightly. “There. Caffeine, salvation, and a dash of dignity though I fear only two of those are recoverable at this hour.”

lu-king-of-ducks

"Thanks. Sorry I'm being pissy, I'm just tired." He smiles in exhaustion. He takes the cup in hand, letting out a sigh. "Just caffeine and dignity, right?" Lucifer questions dully.

stitchedbambi

“Perhaps, does not mean you will recover them.” Alastor teased lightly, idly sipping away at his own mug. “Why so exhausted? Nightmares?” He asked the last word with a devious look as if he may or may not be the cause of them.

lu-king-of-ducks

"Couldn't fall asleep until like 3am. I guess I was just uncomfy." He states, mildly staring into space, then letting out a yawn.

stitchedbambi

Alastor’s eyes twitched ever so slightly at Lucifer being unbothered by his taunting. He hummed and sipped his coffee. “With a bed like yours? I didn't think that would be an issue for you.”

stitchedbambi

Alastor was up before sunrise, humming something annoyingly cheerful as the percolator hissed on the stove. The hotel was quiet, perfect for coffee and being smugly awake before anyone else. Then came the drag...

Alastor didn’t even turn at first. That sound could only belong to one man who had recently been used as Heaven’s personal power outlet. Once he heard the shuffle closer by He finally looked and grinned. “My, my… aren’t you a sight,” Alastor purred over his mug. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say you lost a fight with the divine.” He set a steaming cup on the counter, perfectly offered. Suspiciously nice. “Coffee? You look moments from expiration.”

lu-king-of-ducks

Lucifer groaned, rolling his eyes begrudgingly at the radio demon. "Oh, piss off Bambi. But yes, coffee would be nice." He ads with a bit of reluctance, making his way to stand by Alastor while waiting for his beverage.

stitchedbambi

Alastor slid the mug toward him once poured didn't care to add cream and sugar, grin sharpening fiercely at the nickname. “*Oh*, someone’s feisty this morning,” he chimed, leaning just close enough to be annoying. “Easy now, Lu. I won't bite. *Yet*.” He tapped the rim of the cup lightly. “There. Caffeine, salvation, and a dash of dignity though I fear only two of those are recoverable at this hour.”

lu-king-of-ducks

"Thanks. Sorry I'm being pissy, I'm just tired." He smiles in exhaustion. He takes the cup in hand, letting out a sigh. "Just caffeine and dignity, right?" Lucifer questions dully.

stitchedbambi

“Perhaps, does not mean you will recover them.” Alastor teased lightly, idly sipping away at his own mug. “Why so exhausted? Nightmares?” He asked the last word with a devious look as if he may or may not be the cause of them.

stitchedbambi

Alastor was up before sunrise, humming something annoyingly cheerful as the percolator hissed on the stove. The hotel was quiet, perfect for coffee and being smugly awake before anyone else. Then came the drag...

Alastor didn’t even turn at first. That sound could only belong to one man who had recently been used as Heaven’s personal power outlet. Once he heard the shuffle closer by He finally looked and grinned. “My, my… aren’t you a sight,” Alastor purred over his mug. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say you lost a fight with the divine.” He set a steaming cup on the counter, perfectly offered. Suspiciously nice. “Coffee? You look moments from expiration.”

lu-king-of-ducks

Lucifer groaned, rolling his eyes begrudgingly at the radio demon. "Oh, piss off Bambi. But yes, coffee would be nice." He ads with a bit of reluctance, making his way to stand by Alastor while waiting for his beverage.

stitchedbambi

Alastor slid the mug toward him once poured didn't care to add cream and sugar, grin sharpening fiercely at the nickname. “*Oh*, someone’s feisty this morning,” he chimed, leaning just close enough to be annoying. “Easy now, Lu. I won't bite. *Yet*.” He tapped the rim of the cup lightly. “There. Caffeine, salvation, and a dash of dignity though I fear only two of those are recoverable at this hour.”

Alastor was up before sunrise, humming something annoyingly cheerful as the percolator hissed on the stove. The hotel was quiet, perfect for coffee and being smugly awake before anyone else. Then came the drag...

Alastor didn’t even turn at first. That sound could only belong to one man who had recently been used as Heaven’s personal power outlet. Once he heard the shuffle closer by He finally looked and grinned. “My, my… aren’t you a sight,” Alastor purred over his mug. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say you lost a fight with the divine.” He set a steaming cup on the counter, perfectly offered. Suspiciously nice. “Coffee? You look moments from expiration.”