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indie Robbie V. of Gravity Falls check the rules before interacting penned by Nills

[stitchheart]

i oughta get my tags in order huh.

[skellsmemes]

Quotes taken from The Solve It Squad Returns Musical :

❝ I’m very self-conscious about that you little shit! ❞

❝ I’m severely near-sighted! ❞

❝ Good thing I had the idea to send you undercover, huh? ❞

❝ I love you so much. ❞

❝ I was ready to make you my leading lady! ❞

❝ I am already the star of someone else’s show. ❞

❝ Witches don’t have penises! ❞

❝ I’m sorry, what did you say? ❞

❝ Part starlet, part harlot, part damsel-in-distress. ❞

❝ I pick the parts I play, and I love to go undercover. ❞

❝ Don’t rat us out, buddy! ❞

❝ My attention span is short. ❞

❝ I got a high metabolism and a panic disorder. ❞

❝ No one cares. ❞

❝ I’m the man with the plan with the van and a brown belt in karate. ❞

❝ I’m ready for my next assignment. ❞

❝ This has just been a long day, and I’d like to go home. So if you could tell me what I’m doing here, that’d be great. ❞

❝ They had traveled across the entire country just to come and find us. ❞

❝ They came home to us. ❞

❝ I’m just trying to get you to have a little bit of fun. ❞

❝ You got me! ❞

❝ I always deliver. ❞

❝ Go back and get it for me. ❞

❝ I appreciate you trying to cheer me up. ❞

❝ To take this case would mean opening up a whole closet full of skeletons. ❞

❝ We were dynamite, on top of the world. ❞

❝ We were the best of friends but that’s over now. ❞

❝ Like a spy? ❞

❝ Okay, shut up. ❞

❝ We’ll make that fucker pay. ❞

❝ I never left. ❞

❝ But nobody remembers the doctor. ❞

❝ Oh, ___. If only you understood real loss. ❞

❝ Are you in or what? ❞

❝ You did a pretty good job of staying off the grid! ❞

❝ Promise not to turn me in, alright? ❞

❝ I have more drugs in here than in Pablo Escobar’s grandmother’s storage unit. ❞

❝ I’m addicted to drugs. ❞

❝ I may be on a cocktail of methamphetamine, diamorphine and wild turkey, but I am not an idiot, alright? ❞

❝ Why else would you be stopping by for a surprise visit? ❞

❝ Where the fuck did those come from?! ❞

❝ And I know all of that just by looking at it! ❞

❝ Do you know how insane that feels?! ❞

❝ I have a routine, a home with a refrigerator, a girlfriend a with a boyfriend, and enough narcotics to last me through a nuclear holocaust, and I am happy, alright? ❞

❝ I just won’t be joining you. ❞

❝ Why? Cause I was always there to save your asses? ❞

❝ I think the day things got real was the day you abandoned everything that made you, you. ❞

❝ I don’t get it. ❞

❝ I think we need to make a plan. ❞

❝ STAY AWAY! ❞

❝ Turn back now - there’s nothing but horrors in that place! ❞

❝ Oh, sweetie, I am so sorry you had to go through that! ❞

❝ Listen to what they are saying to you! ❞

❝ God, fucking kids. ❞

❝ Oh, I can sense your sarcasm and I don’t appreciate it one bit. ❞

❝ Once you lay down to rest, you’ll never rise again… ❞

❝ Oh well, that won’t be a problem. ❞

❝ This broad can’t even tell her bloods apart! ❞

❝ Nice to meet you, I am addicted to drugs. ❞

❝ It’s the least I could do to reward your bravery. ❞

❝ You have absolutely no tact! ❞

❝ This is real life. ❞

❝ I’ve been avoiding this moment for years. ❞

❝ We met earlier this evening. You probably don’t remember. ❞

❝ I never forget a face. ❞

❝ You don’t know my last name, do you? ❞

❝ You’re a piece of shit, you know that? ❞

❝ That was raw honesty! ❞

❝ One of my contacts popped out during that massive eye-roll. Don’t move. ❞

❝ Can’t a gal just drink her four beers in peace? ❞

❝ Well, it is sort of like old times, huh? Well, almost… ❞

❝ I know it, I know it in my heart - my sad, broken heart. ❞

❝ I dealt with my demons. ❞

❝ Because you lie and you manipulate people, because you’re so damn afraid of becoming irrelevant! But guess what? You already are! ❞

❝ You hit rock bottom a long time ago, and I know because I’ve been there too. ❞

❝ We were kids, we shouldn’t have seen that shit! ❞

❝ Two crimes at the same time kind of cancel each other out. ❞

❝ I don’t think you understand the meaning of shame. ❞

[skyethebluebird-blog]

Another Whose Line Is It Anyway Meme Thing

“This just in, we’re all just people.”

“Sorry, I can’t hear you, you’re shoes are too loud.”

“All work and no play…. makes for a dull time.”

“Yeah, sorry, what were you saying.”

“This sucks!”

“I was the darkest child in Sweden growing up.”

“Heeeere’s your boyfriend!”

“I love a good cigar like my number one gay/girl here.”

“Bachelor number 2 is a really rude movie goer.”

“I’m gonna give you a thousand worthless points.”

“Four o’clock and it’s time to shop shop shop!”

“That’s hard to do cause you can’t see body odor.”

“This doll is the only kind of girl you’ll be dating.”

“[NAME], why don’t you explain this?”

“Don’t know what the hell this is.”

“Ha, not as easy as you think, is it?”

“You’re the world’s worst nightclub act.”

“The capital of Florida is the F.”

“See, now this one is sticking out a little bit more.”

“Now please be very quiet as I get the lion to cough.”

“Those are all the people that owe me money.”

“Good for you, Norway.”

“We’re screwed.”

“We’ve all played the game before!”

“Honkytonk, sounds like a donkey getting hit by a truck.”

“Can you just shave it up to the shoulders?”

“I think I look better in this skirt than you do.”

“Women have orgasms?”

“What does that do? I want out.”

“I love this! Are you kidding?”

“We’re working!”

[stitchheart]

and here we go lads, finna rb some ask memes n start shit uuuppppp