➳ elizabeth jane ➳ @stlesno - Tumblr Blog

this is best friend harry getting dressed in the morning after the two of you hooked up and you’re freaking out thinking this is the end of your friendship but he is calm as hell bc he’s been in love with you forever and he knows this will finally turn things over

zaiinab

one thing about harry gucci photoshoots is that his hair will be looking good no matter what

zaiinab

iconicharry

yeah he’s so real

meetmymouth

this is my bestie!harry

virgoassbitch

This is so cute lol

softpng

men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty socks i’m begging

southasianrep

Queer Eye S6 EP 1

twloha

paperback-mummy-blog

I really love this and I know exactly why but I can’t explain it.

in-thislight

Because it’s just another indication that we, as Human Beings, are one.

priestessamy

It’s also just like… a very human thing to do, to measure everyone’s heights in a way that makes it so significant

shittymoviedetails

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

orgyporgy

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

foxyclock

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

hypokeimena

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs)

christopher-bryant

home alone is just die hard for kids

godsperm

He also stole that toothbrush so was even more scared to call the police in case they arrest him for theft too

syntactition

Kevin knew that ACAB ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

violetwolfraven

Keep in mind that the robbers could have turned around and left at any time. Kevin set up the traps, but they didn’t have to walk into them. They could’ve left and robbed an easier house, but didn’t because they wanted to get the 8-year-old who was beating their asses. At some point, it stopped being about stealing the McCallisters’ stuff and started being about killing Kevin, at which point Kevin was justified in doing whatever the hell he wanted to them.

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Things That Happened In 2021 That Dont Feel Like They Did

Prince Phillip kickin’ it

That shit in the Capitol that just like never got mentioned again?

Wandavision finale

The big-ass blizzard that hit Texas

Kardashian-West divorce

Grimes-Musk breakup

Trump got his dumb ass banned from every imaginable social media out there

Apparently there was a Super Bowl this year???

Rush Limbaugh kicked the bucket and the world collectively celebrated with dancing crabs

Harry and Meghan dishing the shit on the royal family

The Boat In The Suez Canal

Republicans refusing to take the vaccine but eating horse meds for some fucking reason

The Bernie Sanders In A Chair meme

Sea shanties took over TikTok

The Redditors and the GameStop stock, god bless

necrowyrm

Fuck it’s been a long year

joshpeck

still being active on tumblr is camp

fucignwimdy

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

joshpeck

i'll outlive everything you love

timeloopfemme

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

specters

hi this is so funny to me

specters

literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill after she expresses concern over a milkshake on their first date and now they’re married” like… the romance of it all…