Cynical Asshole

My name is Stan Marsh, im a football player for South Park High. I'm basically your average high school jock. and before you ask No i do not have a drinking problem. I work as a stripper to pay the bills and start my college fund. So yea that's a bit about me. ********************************** this is an rp blog my main blog account is karirod i also have another rp blog called kennymckills so just message me if you want to rp :3 im always looking for more rp'ers

[goddamndogs]

Hey there buddy oh pal of mine.... i need a favor

No need for all ze ass kissing..

What ees eet?

[stmarsh]

Alright so do i get the comfy couch or am i lucky enough to share the bed with you.  Thanks man i’ll be over soon since i don’t really have much to move out.

[goddamndogs]

I could offer to share ze bed but… Zat’s why Tucker comes over sometimes. So I guess eet’s ze couch for you.

[stmarsh]

Gross yeah i’ll take the couch thankfully my headphones were saved.  

[goddamndogs]

Yeah. I’ll grab you a pillow and blankets for when you get here.

[stmarsh]

Thanks man. 

Stan grabbed what little survived the fire and stuffed it into a duffle bag before driving out towards Christophe’s house. He walked up to the steps and knocked on the door. “Hey it’s Stan” he shouted out.

[goddamndogs]

Grumbling something in French, Christophe left the TV remote on the couch and got up, heading to the door. He took a deep breath and opened it wide enough for Stan to walk in.

"Hey."

[stmarsh]

Stan walked into the house seeing Christophe's composure and chuckled "Well i'm glad you are so excited to see me" He grinned and walked into the place.

[goddamndogs]

Hey there buddy oh pal of mine.... i need a favor

No need for all ze ass kissing..

What ees eet?

[stmarsh]

Alright so do i get the comfy couch or am i lucky enough to share the bed with you.  Thanks man i’ll be over soon since i don’t really have much to move out.

[goddamndogs]

I could offer to share ze bed but… Zat’s why Tucker comes over sometimes. So I guess eet’s ze couch for you.

[stmarsh]

Gross yeah i’ll take the couch thankfully my headphones were saved.  

[goddamndogs]

Yeah. I’ll grab you a pillow and blankets for when you get here.

[stmarsh]

Thanks man. 

Stan grabbed what little survived the fire and stuffed it into a duffle bag before driving out towards Christophe's house. He walked up to the steps and knocked on the door. "Hey it's Stan" he shouted out.

[stmarsh]

"Hey Stan." -kenn-y-thepoor-kid

Heeey Ken what’s up

[kenn-y-thepoor-kid]

Nothin much man, what bout you?

[stmarsh]

Eh Same old same old, getting by in this shitty town.

[kenn-y-thepoor-kid]

Yeah, I feel ya. Wanna hang out? I haven’t seen ya in forever.

[stmarsh]

Yeah sure man, What you wanna do ?

[goddamndogs]

Hey there buddy oh pal of mine.... i need a favor

No need for all ze ass kissing..

What ees eet?

[stmarsh]

Alright so do i get the comfy couch or am i lucky enough to share the bed with you.  Thanks man i’ll be over soon since i don’t really have much to move out.

[goddamndogs]

I could offer to share ze bed but… Zat’s why Tucker comes over sometimes. So I guess eet’s ze couch for you.

[stmarsh]

Gross yeah i'll take the couch thankfully my headphones were saved.  

[goddamndogs]

Hey there buddy oh pal of mine.... i need a favor

No need for all ze ass kissing..

What ees eet?

[stmarsh]

Apparently some idiot in my apartment building thought they could make a indoor fire pit……they burned down the complex…so

[goddamndogs]

Sheet.

Yeah, okay. Come on over. Just— heads up, McCormick has ze guest bedroom and Tucker comes over sometimes.

[stmarsh]

Alright so do i get the comfy couch or am i lucky enough to share the bed with you.  Thanks man i'll be over soon since i don't really have much to move out.

[stmarsh]

"Hey Stan." -kenn-y-thepoor-kid

Heeey Ken what’s up

[kenn-y-thepoor-kid]

Nothin much man, what bout you?

[stmarsh]

Eh Same old same old, getting by in this shitty town.

[goddamndogs]

Hey there buddy oh pal of mine.... i need a favor

No need for all ze ass kissing..

What ees eet?

[stmarsh]

I kinda …maybe need a place to crash for a couple of nights…

[goddamndogs]

Are you serious? What happened?

[stmarsh]

Apparently some idiot in my apartment building thought they could make a indoor fire pit......they burned down the complex...so

[stmarsh]

Hey Stan, when you were locked in the basement with Pip, Butters, and the first grader, did you secretly WANT to play Pip's game?

I did not understand it nor did i want too, I was too busy trying to get out of the basement

[stmarsh]

Hey Marsh, it's Craig, I'm bored out of my fucking mind. (motherfuckercraigtucker)

Welcom to the club Tucker

[stmarsh]

"Hey Stan." -kenn-y-thepoor-kid

Heeey Ken what's up

[goddamndogs]

Hey there buddy oh pal of mine.... i need a favor

No need for all ze ass kissing..

What ees eet?

[stmarsh]

I kinda ...maybe need a place to crash for a couple of nights...

[goddamndogs]

Hey

Marsh.

[goddamndogs]

  Alive. Back to supposedly good health thanks to Damien. You?

[stmarsh]

supposedly? doesn’t sound too reassuring. alright just came back into town.

[goddamndogs]

Never really sure. Where ‘ave you been?

[stmarsh]

Ah well hopefully you're alright. Uh went out of town sight seeing getting some cash here and there. 

[exorcisethis-deactivated2018033]

heeey

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

[stmarsh]

uh yea? i mean i have some tamales at my place if you want some?

[exorcisethis-deactivated2018033]

YES.

[stmarsh]

Alright can you open a portal and i'll send um over.

[exorcisethis-deactivated2018033]

heeey

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

[stmarsh]

Shit man.. i didn’t mean to rile things up i was just being a sarcastic asshole. Like i always am. Im sorry about your work issues and your family stuff. I know i haven’t been on but some stuff really did come up and it’s no excuse. If there is anything i can do for you just let me know. I may be an asshole Dai but i do care for you dude.

[exorcisethis-deactivated2018033]

There is nothing you can do. How was out of town? 

[stmarsh]

Stressful just like anywhere else, had too many things i needed to wrok on with too little time. Sorry dsi i know i kinda just disappear, forgive me?

[exorcisethis-deactivated2018033]

I never forgive anyone. Did you eat anything interesting? 

[stmarsh]

….even if i give you sweets? and uh i had alot of tamales? if that is considered interesting

[exorcisethis-deactivated2018033]

Did you bring me any tamales? 

[stmarsh]

uh yea? i mean i have some tamales at my place if you want some?

[goddamndogs]

Hey

Marsh.

[goddamndogs]

  Alive. Back to supposedly good health thanks to Damien. You?

[stmarsh]

supposedly? doesn't sound too reassuring. alright just came back into town.

[exorcisethis-deactivated2018033]

heeey

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

[stmarsh]

Shit man.. i didn’t mean to rile things up i was just being a sarcastic asshole. Like i always am. Im sorry about your work issues and your family stuff. I know i haven’t been on but some stuff really did come up and it’s no excuse. If there is anything i can do for you just let me know. I may be an asshole Dai but i do care for you dude.

[exorcisethis-deactivated2018033]

There is nothing you can do. How was out of town? 

[stmarsh]

Stressful just like anywhere else, had too many things i needed to wrok on with too little time. Sorry dsi i know i kinda just disappear, forgive me?

[exorcisethis-deactivated2018033]

I never forgive anyone. Did you eat anything interesting? 

[stmarsh]

....even if i give you sweets? and uh i had alot of tamales? if that is considered interesting

[goddamndogs]

Hey

Marsh.

[stmarsh]

Long time no see.

[goddamndogs]

Long time indeed.

[stmarsh]

thought you died.

[goddamndogs]

Hey. It’s not zat easy, smartass.

[stmarsh]

Well i thought just water and soap might do the trick but guess i was wrong.

[goddamndogs]

Fuck you. I need much more zan zat.

[stmarsh]

Mouth as dirty as you are wonderful, you know im just messing

[goddamndogs]

Maybe.

[stmarsh]

...maybe.. well how are you