let me put birds where you sleep

i'm like the hurricane on the surface of jupiter

[sailorbrazil]

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[stoat-s]

@mae-danger im somehow both @ gunny

[queen-ofxthe-clouds]

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

[fish-food-s]

holy fucking shit

[stoat-s]

@mae-danger this is fucking killing me lmao

[catharinethegreat]

[convexly]

[spi-ltmilk]

[thottiesgetthehotties]

The Incredibles 2 said “hell” and “I’ll be damned,” also had several scenes with alcoholic beverages. Preview was talking about the 14 year wait. This movie was MADE for kids born from 1990-2002 and not your crying 5 year old, sorry I don’t make the rules

[03lux-deactivated20181020]

yall are so like. weird like have you ever heard of things being made to be enjoyed by both kids and adults. like what’s yall’s deal with kids

[tastefullyoffensive]

[stoat-s]

@mae-danger

[90s90s90s]

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

Photocredit https://www.instagram.com/burtsbrisplease

[canyonqueen]

[aquiraxuno]

[birdasaurus]

Ally Walsh

[myinnerlandscape]

[fuzzypetal]

What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

[saltymommie]

Shes my landlord

[themaiajae]

[duettaeann]

[thedarkperidot]

❁🌳𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬 𝓦𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼🌳 ❁