Stock Names

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Imported Stock Names

This selection names is vintage and imported from Japan courtesy of our international team of sourcing agents. Please contact one of our customer care representatives for up to date tariff rates and please remember as always, Stock Names will absorb up to 10% of reciprocal tariff costs.

Sleve McDichael

Onson Sweemey

Darryl Archideld

Anatol I Smorin

Rey Mcsriff

Glenallen Mixon

Mario Mcrlhain

Raul Chamgerlain

Kevin Nogilny

Tony Smehrik

Bobson Dugnutt

Willie Dustice

Jeromy Gride

Scott Douroue

Shown Furcotte

Dean Wesrey

Mike Truk

Dhigt Rortugal

Tim Sandrele

Karl Dandleton

Mike Sernandez

Todd Bonzalez

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Celebrating 15 years of Stock Names

When we founded Stock Names in 2009 there was no telling where this journey would take us. In the burgeoning field of digital onomastics there were already some major players but despite this, we found a market opportunity and have thrived ever since, becoming the only remaining institution to dominate this lucrative industry.

And so, to celebrate 15 years, we are offering a pack of names up to the public domain. Yes, you read that right. This pack of high quality names is absolutely free to use.

Esteban Boucher

Frite Archer

Glen Suggins

Oled Fresnel

Pratt Wager

Viktor Sesh

Dr. Jarvis Teent 

Dwayne Swayze

Casey Westport

Olivia Quiznos

Darren Chen

Kip Ipswitch

Erin Gaussian 

Gairy Dangle

Crystal Valensole

Wade Raven

Ellen Chud 

Jay Fella 

Narbonne B. Elastick 

Mr. Pyle Western

Tom Godwin

Phil Justice

Barri Tron

Daniel T. Chowder

Richard Dingle

Heather Kool 

Yule Funson 

Euler Showfeather

Janice V. Venice 

Rick Tide

Taylore Hatchback

Artois “Jeff” Xanadu 

Alan Banal

Befth Foreworn

Jayson Spam 

Sheldon Prophylactic

Rayna Flagschipp

Kellen Huile

Wes Vector

Alaina Waxy

H.B. Mills

Georgia Pine

Frédéric Epinard

Ulysses Goulet

Niles Scrub

Ron Constant

Guy LePamplemousse 

Gareth Hagathorn

Valery Krylon 

David Phurne

P. Nolan Salade 

Sean Tingle

Rob Mondo 

D. L. Bigly 

Holland Opus

Gregor Fuck

Dr. Kim General 

Warren Tretch

Timothy Gif

Pete Phong

Chris Whissle

Steve Greenland 

Peter Cetera

Whitney Hyrule

Jordan Cressle

Oscar Surplus

Kyle Shenanigan 

Seth Aragorn

Byron Vreen

Tim Varnish

Henri Gouraud

Marquis Kennel

Neville Mesh

Antonio Puglia Marinara

Please note that to generously offer this pack for free, our engineers have gone without pay for the past several weeks. While some have been able to absorb this financial burden, others have mounting money problems and are asking for your help. Please consider starting a fundraising campaign for our engineers Jay Paisly, Gorden Yogurt, Brett Phale, Aesop Plunder, and Walton Chess.

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Stock Names is a No-AI Zone

Many of our customers have expressed concern over AI and Stock Names and today we are breaking our silence. We are here to assure you that while many aspects of human life may be upended by AI, stock names is purely a human endeavor and our process could never be replicated by artificial “intelligence”.

Sure, it might be tempting to simply asked ChatGPT to produce names for you rather than licensing our premium names, but the quality will be inferior and the believability of the names will always be questionable. Our human researchers test every aspect of our names to ensure their versatility and utter believability.

Take, for example, these names produced by ChatGPT. What a joke. Nobody would ever believe them in the real world.

We are committed to providing you the quality names you have come to expect from Stock Names since 2009. Please do not use AI and only continue to license our names. Please.

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Post-COVID Stock Names

It's no mystery that COVID had a drastic change on the world, and the world of stock names is no exception. In fact, the opposite is true. Our researchers started from scratch to create this outstanding list of names that are certified to perform under the potential threat of a global pandemic.

Jesh Finnish

Creighton Barrel

Biff Wizard

Paul Ankle

A. Ron Cul-de-sac

Timofee Refresh

Martin Cheddartranche 

Steven Washburn

Brian “Whiff” Overland

Isaac Objet 

Joel Bagels

Ken Specular 

T. Robert Wince

Apex Barchiachat

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20 names for 2020

As Stock Names enters its third decade in business we have developed a set of 20 names in collaboration with expert trend forecasters and linguistics futurists. Please enjoy the very latest in onomastic technology.

Expo Jordan

Herff Applebite

Spurs McKenzie

Jim Wickett

Bemily Renault

Cristol Geiger

Benoit Santa

Polan S. Gout

Boot Dixiedog

Challie B’Ket

Hronald Excel

Martson Feedle

Burt Lurker

Elma Allspice

“Old” Ben Fumée

Gene Serum

Pape Jefferson

P. Bethlehem Radius

Nile Ipswich

Steve Rupee

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2019 Spring Bonus Package

The response to our 2019 collection was so overwhelming we asked R&D to burn the midnight oil and produce a bonus collection of names as a thank you to our customers. Please enjoy this special edition of stock names.

Elron Hubble

Lil Merm

Gate Beckett

Sorrel K. Dique

Jan Van Handle

Wallace De Greg

Dr. Pam Quartz

Chilly Mazarin

Ben Fennel

Harmon Tran

Jimothy Pheck

Maury Witness

Harvey Bellman

Diper Johns

Yurt Dresden

Larp M. Trailer

Rooth Sender

J. Wendel Suberoo

Damon Cuvee

Mr. and Mrs. Stevphen Boules

Tres Barnburner

Fred Savage

Gerry Error

Norman Phisk

Starling Archer

Merch Winstone

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Stock Names 2019

Why end an 8 year hiatus? Why not quit entirely? Because the landscape of stock names has radically changed and our customers have exhausted our current product lineup. We present to you the latest in stock name technology:

Erwin Windle

Darby LaForage

Christun Mendle

Yarney Prolocke

E. L. Funge

Ardan Wizness

Len Drezzle

Neil Acorn

Wit Genral

Eric Puddleman

Ren Yettle

Beverly Framboise

Fendle Mnuchin

J. LaBois

Veran Charlie

T. Tandem Polk

Freb Allen

Natalie Appletownhouse

Polestan Gambel

Hren Pfhadle

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Stock Names of 2011

Stock Names is pleased to announce our list of names for 2011. Through careful research and field testing we've come up with brand new names that are both modern and timeless.

"In times of stress we need names to lift our spirits. These stock names are both uplifting and hopeful," explains Blarge Kilmbage, Stock Names Founder and CEO.

Tim Dickens

Hormell Ansley

Harlan Wicke

J. Westen Foam

Max Greenboard

Jheri English

Nelle Peeter

Gourd Excel

Lang Galley

Jan Olpe

Telb Pinochle

H. Rowe Torque

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Platinum Names

The finest quality names, aged and pruned to exceed our own stringent quality requirements. Currently not available to the general public. For licensing inquiries please call our toll free hotline.

Scott Monocle

Ted Sepulchre

Fabergé Stanton

Hillshire Toddly

Dr. Alan Champion

Ryan Mogul

Ascot Goudy

Wayne Taargüs

Ellis Yves

Gery Croutan

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Experimental Stock Names

These names have not been fully tested using our rigorous quality control protocol. Please use only for in-house purposes as the effectiveness of these names is still undetermined.

Pete Hfuhruhurr

Darcy Winegale

Cambrian Diphyls

Allen Houston

Jake Ward

Loren Haze

Ryan Oval

Pierpont Aragorn

Alloy Harris

Hereford Stazione

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Friday Night Stock Names

At Stock Names we sometimes work long hours in pursuit of quality stock names. This can mean late nights and weekends but in the end it's worth it when we sit back and see our names shine and perform affably in a competitive naming arena. This Friday night we bring you some names that have been lauded and universally well received in all aspects in which names are measured.

Vernon Major

Greg Hapsley

Erica Crestfall

Lisa Walnut

Byron Van Sfetter

Sam Kresden

Ingrid Ladlestrap

Jordache Fortitude

Kelp Fredricks

Bourum Seltzer

Ward Ester

Wallace Knuckle

Arlen Polyester

Vince Column

Walt Bracemender

Terry Mortar

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Stock Names for 2010

We want to kick off 2010 with some of the freshest, most versatile stock names available. The following 10 names are our most advanced names available and the result of several months of R&D and market research.

Brace Hyatt

Lens Yentle

Greg Odyssey

Rico Parkinson

Cliff Goddard

M. Todd Seltzer

Lampton Enochs

Vernon Major

Dallas Sbarro

Paul Mignon

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Gold Package

The Gold Package contains the highest quality names suitable for large corporate accounts and ivy league schools. While less versatile than less elegant names, these names are unmatched in both opulence and vivacity. Below are the names you will receive upon purchasing the gold package.

Chet Fletcher

Mac Stewart

Tom Codrick

Thor Putman

Lance Nolley

Dr. Amanda Rebecca

J. Philip Bockman

Alan F. Worsley

Stu Hadley

Tad Hansen

Steve Merryweather

Henry Safewood

Grif Tafferts

Fallon J. Washington

Renfro Gerard

Tim Berbiglia

Tip Ginger

Hardcastle McCormick

Kip Sandwich

Thad Tamladge

Edgar Salisbury

Allan Charcoal

Brie Fortune

Fresco Port

Kurt Lasik

P. Niles Mango

Garry Effward

Tish Pomfritz

Grif Hansel

Mortimer Crumb

F. T. Fernback

Dr. Paul Tickle

Peter S. Tallon

Ken Tully

Lash Arbuckle

Derek Breefield

Pete Zah

Tim King

Brewster McCracken

Robin Sanka

Biff Niven

Chase Blossom

Jan Wallace

Cat Greenleaf

Toby Klink

Sanders Kleinfeld

Len Cocoa

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Silver Package

The Silver Package is your choice for mid-level managers, retired minor league baseball players and cable TV hosts. The silver package delivers our most value as the names reach a wide variety of mediocre and unremarkable people. The names reflect an inability to excel while being utterly believable in all but the most luxurious settings.

Don Fingers

Smith Watercress

Gordon Wonders

Forrest Yang

Beth Feather

Dr. John Vyner

Drake Mallard

Hugh Morris

Glen Owen

Martin Blake

Professor Phil Lillian

Nick Wicker

York Laurel

Franklin Turtleneck

Brandt Rocket

Walt Billings

Biff Simmons

Tong Gottlich

Ward Conway

Irene Bruce

Parsley Hamble

Garr Hambone

Alan F. Worsley

Mark Chudner

Stu Hadley

Chad Cornucopia

Lord Jeff

Blaine Neckrope

Hank Denver

G. Ryan Francis

Tobin Caramel

Drick Burnside

Murphy DeMorge

Dean Isotope

Chelsea Forsythe

Harry Seaward

Chris Grissle

T.J. Werner

Ben Mylar

Dr. Pete Phong

Gorden Flurry

Spaz Taffy

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Bronze Package

The Bronze Package is a collection of used and abused bargain basement names. No one will doubt the existence of these people, or that they were once featured as an “area man” on a local cable news broadcast.

Colin Hungerford

Courtney Nudo

Sparks Zumspeg

Pratt Zephyr

L. Gordon Candace

Kissinger Utah

Salleigh Francis

Davis Cedarsuckle

Brooks Parkenridge

Clancy Muldoons

Everett Hamm

Drake Medium

Hack Jansen

Cliche Flatgovern

Ransford Gimlittle

B. Aaron Moon

Tairy Islip

Newton Farnsworth

Ed Vanders

Cutler Antonio

Gene Creamer

Preston Seafoam

Geoff Wigglesworth

Kirk Bindle

Gil Harrison

Lemleather Martin

Keefe Lexus

Austen Benson

Craigmont Eggbake

Al Harrington

Schlepp Arthur

Winstead Hubert

Rich Preylant

Ben Danish

Dustin Solvent

Warren Able

Bass Ample

Wade Blasingame

Brett Farbman

Art Bunson