It's Twistin' Time, Babey

MLP OC / Fallout Equestria askblog for an 'eccentric' salespony ghoul named Stock Twist. Need economic advice? Apocalypse survival tips? Makeup tutorial? Opinions on Equestrian history? A friend? An enemy? Alcohol? Etc.? You've come to the probably wrong place but you should stop by and ask him anyway, because he'll certainly give you an answer! Mild gore warning (he's ugly)

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JUST SO YOU KNOW:

Ask box will always be open until it’s not! Send me serious questions or bullshit I don’t care I’ll take ‘em all I love attention!

I HAVE NO PR PONY because of the whole magical fallout deal so some of the things I say WILL be fucked up!! I’m loud and I got issues and I commit violent crimes and I have no patience for that ‘public image’ shit!! MATURE THEMES will be prevalent here! (and the only pony I COULD hire is as socialized as a fucking rock...)

If you're squeamish at all, you should probably look away because half of my flesh is melted off and it's NOT a pretty sight! 

Be a freak at your own risk - I am NOT normal buddy! If you're too weird I'll ignore you because I'm a horse get a grip

I know I know, everypony wants my autograph YES you can have it: for 50 bucks!!!

I have a mane-gel brand! Buy it!!!

I met Rarity once and she called me cute as fuck so good luck!

-KISSES AND LOVE, STOCK TWIST

[[OOC: Hi! this is a Fallout Equestria-themed ask blog centered around a Canterlot ghoul named Stock Twist, but interactions don’t have to be strictly Fallout at all (it’s only mentioned for context)! All interactions are welcome and encouraged through magic time-travel window spells or whatever you wantヾ(•ω•`)o]]

[[OOC: This is all in good fun and no harm is meant with any content that will be on this blog! All OOC posts will be specified with this exact format, otherwise everything is in-character. As mentioned there will be mature themes and mild gore here, so take care.]]

[[It’s also not his birthday. Don’t give him money. Never give him money]]

[thatvoidedpegasus]

Hadpy Holᴉdays!

["Void"] "I'm ready for the smooches!! Come and get some~"

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[X] "Greetings, we have allowed an opportunity for you all to interact with ██████████████ for the 'holiday' known as Christmas. Any actions are allowed with him. We thank you for your patronage."

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Fanart Tag || Story Tag || Introduction

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Hey! If you like bacon, then you'll LOVE me! I LOVE big pretty birdies and Hearthswarming is all about GIVING so how about you GIVE an old lonely ghoul some sugar and ████ ██ █████ ███ ███ ████ ████ ███ ████ ████ ███ █████ ████ ██████████████ ███████ ██ ██ ████ ██ ███████

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Ever have a pet? The pony or non-pony kind.

WE HAVE DONE EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

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It depends on my MOOD, that is!!! I'm a pissy bitch!!! Still got no PR, so this is all you're gonna get!!!

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[[OOC: Hi! I'm alive, just taking some time to work on other stuff + holidays! Not going anywhere ;P currently unsure about my status on all the dice event stuff going on right now though, will still try to participate if I can!]]

[askcrimsonchalice]

Some things first..

Firstly, I don't want any creeps going around here, I may *lead* a rather morally ambiguous group but professionals have standards. This means ground rules. -No nsfw, no asking for hoof pics.. -No expecting a question to be answered in picture. Can't respond to every question with a pic, it'd get tiring. (Text responses in character will be done too. I'll probably mainly respond using them but also when motivation hits me like a train, doodle up answers.) -Be aware, this is fallout equestria.. It's not sunshine and rainbows dear, there's going to be blood, squeamish? Maybe look to banana pies blog or something then.. -Ask too deep and you'll get what you're given. jokes for jokes, serious for serious. hell I may not even respond in the way you wanted me to, cope. (beware I am serious memer. I will and can cuck you on questions >:)

My group is called Hermes market, a few blogs here know of it. Some of the ones here even work for it. A black market group that sells whatever your heart desires, we do delivery if you want!~ We have a deep history within our own town and land, Olympus town. But frankly as of late we've come into question of our... questionable.. founders.. Oh and a ghost lives in the well. that's fun. (this is also just to help gauge me in getting grips on this character better, had 'er for around half a year now but still got some trinks to work out. (oh and be warned my art style changes like the seasons)

[painttasticpony]

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have you drank your whisky today

Got kind of desensitized to it, you know?

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Man you look like you were caught in a gas attack (wicked ngl)

Yeah! You could say that!

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[[OOC: Hi every(pony)! Once I answer the rest of the asks in my askbox I plan to participate in Princely’s dice event! I’ve been thinking of how to approach it, and I’d like some feedback from those who are interested! Would you guys want something more interactive or for me to cycle out story panels without having anyone participate?]]

[getsunnysideupd]

[Vantas] As Sunny sat with her camera inside her personal home, a strange sound was heard from behind her. The mare most likely reacting out of instinct to dodge as whatever flew by was as sudden as a bullet; a scene similar to films playing as a small slit on her cheek would begin to form, then bleed.

The culprit of the small wound was a card- and strangely enough that card had embedded itself in the wall despite its material… Not to mention, the wall was another color- and any belongings that should've been in front of her had vanished and was replaced.

It took a minute to process, but the more Sunny looked the more she'd find herself in New surroundings. Until eventually everything was just an empty casino… And a stallion was at a dealer table, his cloven hoof arched in a way to show he was the one who had thrown it.

The unknown male smiled, his eyes giving a gentle glow while he lowered his hoof and shuffled cards so he could neatly stack them. His voice echoed in the empty palace. "I must say, Sunny… I didn't expect I'd become such a fan." He chuckled, his expression amused no matter what the mare in front of him said.

Something deep in the blonde told her to not attempt attacking him; that is if she wanted to live a long plentiful life. "So; here is my gift to you, a game that'll give you more opportunity."

He placed the flat side of his hoof on the deck he had just compiled-- sliding it to his left as they went across in a row, only for him to stop at the end and flip it over…. An impossible feat shown as a dice was atop it. He flicked it as it rolled in front of Sunny, and a pamphlet fluttered beside it with strange magic.

"You can decide to say no… But honestly, where's the fun in that?"

(@theblindfoldedprince)

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OOC: hooboy and it begins! hope we can all have fun with this >:33

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heres some positivity to mod (you dont have to answer this): your blog is very fun and chaotic and i am enjoying it, you doin a great job! keep up the good work!

[[OOC: Awwww thank you so much!! This is so nice!! I'm really glad you are *is a puddle on the floor* ;;;]]

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Don't know what this person is talking about. It was self defense.

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What do you think of those hero types trying to run around and make the wasteland a 'better place?'

You can only listen to the same drivel for so long, right? Two hundred years is too fucking long!!

(No charity workers were harmed in the making of this answer!)

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Why does your art remind me so much of a doctor whooves blog that use to exist. I think it was called askdoctorandpond. Or something related to that. But your art style if not is really similar. Not to mention quite stunning in its own

[[OOC: This is the only time I've ever put my art on tumblr so I don't know them/that's not me, sorry :0 Thank you so much for the super kind words though, I really appreciate it that you think so ;w;]]

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Do you remember what your parents were like.

What's next, do I remember my social security??? Fuckin' sickos!!

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[Vantas] "I'm sure you enjoy an amusing conversation once and awhile, say- did you have any connections before the fallout? More specifically loved ones and all- do you ever think of them anymore? Or do you only care about the next day?"

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Hey! What were we talking about?

[theblindfoldedprince]

[Vantas] "Roll if you so desire, however- once you throw that dice; whether it be accident or not, the game starts then and there... Enjoy!"

He laughs in the distance, while fading into the dark.