Fuck it,

Put your crown back on, and eat as much damn pizza as you want. Queen💙

[phases-and-frases]

[lil-moonlight]

“Even if they prefer silver, stay gold.”

—

[vzd0h]

I just wanna cover my feelings up with tattoos

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[animal-factbook]

Dog owners please be aware.

[teamvoorhees]

REBLOG THIS PLEASE

[vaspider]

This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

[veterinaryrambles]

Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

Jesus.

[vodkaverinbana]

[pouting]

via weheartit

[exporting]

[everythingfox]

Juniper

[lovelypupies]

[infected]

Florence, Italy by marcelofranco

[handsomedogs]

Reese, the sleepiest bully.

[ranbydoghair]

Chatfield State Park- December 2018

[ugold]

[suspirava-deactivated20250203]

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

i want to live in the peaceful feeling you get underwater where everything sounds softer and the lights are all tinged blue and the world feels silky and light and surreal

[oftropicana]