intergalactic

21. Taurus. WV.

[01101010-01100100]

2017 is the year we find love

[nyagga]

even the uglies?

[01101010-01100100]

Especially us uglies

[lisavanderpump]

[vicemag]

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

[adriofthedead]

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

[lacefuneral]

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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[cybercitrus]

convert your office into a horrible disaster

[sadopossum]

This should be what nsfw means

[indigobluerose]

Found Hitchcock and Scully’s lifehack list…

[losethehours]

So you want me to believe that a schmuck who is too lazy to make a PBJ at home is going to clean up his mess after he uses the office paper cutter to halve his sandwich? I’d shove his head in a flaming wastepaper basket after a week of this shit.

[transvampirerights]

[thecooler]

[whaleinwhite]

[coolxatu]

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

that’s just what men are like

[stompstompyouvearrived]

Two souls by forces so divine

Lived lives apart but intertwined

When time and fate both come to arms

Optimistic blindness cultivates and charms

“What if”s and “Why”s linger and stain

When memories are the most beautiful pain

I’m wandering aimlessly with no destination

Contemplating my desire and my reservation

I heavily respirate as I consider to inquire:

How are you? What’s on your mind?

I miss you, I hope life’s been kind

Terrified of the response I’d find,

I’m unable to release the words from my mind

I adored the way you’d grin

As you’d describe our future with elaborate precision

I’d never foresee or comprehend

It would be a victim of reckless indecision

When we decorated our Christmas tree

The only thing I wanted was you

My life’s greatest mystery

Lies between what I thought

And what I never knew

Your promises echo and reverberate

Throughout my fugue mental state

I’ll press rewind yet again

I just want to hear your voice

Alas, I’m a mere mannequin

Trapped in your game of choice

It’s almost sunrise and I’m staring in the mirror

Pleading with the picture to make itself clearer

Bleeding salt and feeding faults

Heart and liver ever fearing her

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Couples | Vintage

[yermemeblog]

Follow @kingof-memes

[utrippy]

[stompstompyouvearrived]

My heart aches for this world. We've seen so much tragedy. Is it getting worse, or are we getting more aware of it?

[stompstompyouvearrived]

What the fuck

[stompstompyouvearrived]

Jimmy Kimmel is so hot with facial hair

[stompstompyouvearrived]

I don't have to change the world. Just enjoy the one I create for myself

[stompstompyouvearrived]

Me flirting in math class: "Hey we have the same calculator"

[stompstompyouvearrived]

It's so hard for me to not feel responsible for everything.

[stompstompyouvearrived]

Mood board: Gothic interiors 😍

[stompstompyouvearrived]

[theinturnetexplorer]

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

Art by David Jablow

[alwaysbewoke]

love that this didn’t get nasty or overly sexual. awesome.

[stompstompyouvearrived]

I really love this!