Glazed eyes

Jacqueline Baker... But please call me Jack. Youtuber. Gay as fuck. Most likely stoned. @bakedbaker: I like my women how I like my coffee.... In a paper cup.

[kian-qaisrani-deactivated201806]

‘Fucking relax bruv, it’s shrooms. Not peyote, for Christ’s sake. Calm. Chill.’ Kian began mocking the nervous person next to him, breathing in and out slowly before bursting with laughter, ending it in a sigh. ‘It’s fine, seriously. Close your eyes. Just sit for a second and then we’ll go fuck off and wander around. I want to show you something,’ he finished in his thick south London accent. ‘New mural I did on 11th.’ 

[stonedandbaker-blog]

“The colors though!” She proclaimed, “I wish my camera could be on shrooms too so it can see what I’m seeing... Know what I mean?” Jack took a deep breath, trying to cool her enthusiasm. She did close her eyes but the colors still danced behind her eyelids. “This isn’t working... Let’s just walk.”

[stonedandbaker-blog]

@missbellaxo: i've bought enough catnip and peat moss off the street from dudes named gary to know this is fantastic advice.

@bakedbaker: @missbellaxo I love how specific this is. There's a story there and I want to hear it. Lol.

[hunks-only]

[stonedandbaker-blog]

xavierbarlow:

“Are you sure? Damn, I’m not sure then. I’m not really a big internet user and when I do visit YouTube it’s usually to listen to crappy music, if I’m honest. You a YouTuber or something?”

“I’m sure... Unless you used to be a woman. There’s a lot of crappy music there. Yeah but I do commentary mostly.”

[stonedandbaker-blog]

What would you call your autobiography?

“Baked Baker: The Story of a Fuckin’ Loser. Or, alternatively A Girl Named Jack.”

[stonedandbaker-blog]

@bakedbaker: Don't trust anyone who's trying to sell you something (but also buy my merch).

[lauraholliis]

[stonedandbaker-blog]

noelleslatxr:

“No no.. I mean it did, but I do too so who am i to judge I’d probably say the same thing if someone asked me what I just asked you. So you’d be willing to help?”

“Sure, I watched my mom plan a few. I’m sure I can remember the important bits.”

[stonedandbaker-blog]

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Bowie: All crusts are welcome here. I don't discriminate.

Bowie: But it's cool. If you want to forget me, more for me I suppose.

Jack: All crusts are welcome in my trash can.

Jack: I'M COMING SAVE ME PIZZA because I'm really high and hungry

[stonedandbaker-blog]

margotcainex:

“Yay!” A grin stretched across her face as she clapped a little in excitement. She couldn’t help it, it would be her first collab and that had never been something she thought would happen. “I gotta tell you, that’s music to my hearing aid, Jack.” She said in a light tone.

“ASL some dope shit. I’d love to learn. If it goes well maybe we can do something on my channel too. Although my fans keep making me review fuckin’ Lifetime movies because they’re a bunch of sadists.”

[cardansgreenbriars-deactivated2]

[celebrate-wewilll]

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No time like now, Imma get it going.

Get the hell off of my cloud, there aint no room and I keep growing

[bob-belcher]

[nate-conners]

“I’m not one to get all sappy about being in a relationship, but we have been in a little bubble all weekend and Monday has really hit me like a ton of bricks. Damn. You in for a coffee? It’s on me.”

[stonedandbaker-blog]

“Please. If you’re going to turn into a puddle of sap I’m going to need some espresso for my bitter ass.”

[xavierbarlow]

“I hope you’re not offended if I tell you your face looks familiar, but I can’t remember your name. Have we had sex? And if so, how drunk was I on a scale of 10 to 20?”

[stonedandbaker-blog]

“Uhhh... We most certainly have not... I don’t know. Do you watch Youtube at all?”

[margotcainex]

“I’ve been wanting to mix things up with my youtube channel and I thought instead of just talking to the camera, I could bring someone on and teach them some simple words and phrases, would you be interested in doing that?” Margot asked, taking a sip of her coffee. 

[stonedandbaker-blog]

“Oh hell yes. And I’ll promote the hell out of that.” 

[delilahmatthews]

“Get your hands OFF of me, asshole!” Delilah yelled, jamming her elbow into the man’s side. She hissed a breath out through clenched teeth as he fell to the floor. Angry tears glistened in her eyes and she irritably wiped them away. “Fucker. You don’t get to just t-touch people because you feel like it!”

[stonedandbaker-blog]

Jack’s impulsiveness was going to get her killed one day. One moment she was casually drinking a beer and watching people dance and the next she was wedging herself between a conflict. She stood in front of the other woman, hands up softly. “Whoa, dude, are you alright?”