STONER / LONER ! *

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[s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r]

Rami Wants a Treat

[malka-lisitsa]

"He has his moments, a lot more now than when HE was the puppy in 1864. You get the angry jaded sexy tough guy Damon. You're welcome."

She acts like she didnt love the way he worshipped her like a deity, but she absolutely did. She likes him now too- or she would if he wasn't always fucking IN THE WAY.

[stonedgilbert]

"Puppy types aren't really... My type, so I guess that's a good thing," Jeremy hums, head cocking to the side as he thinks. No, angry and jaded are definitely more his speed, so maybe he really did have her to thank for it all. "I prefer to regret my choices, you know?"

[malka-lisitsa]

"I was actually referring to your thing for Anna- and Damon, not Elena. I'm well aware she treats you like you're not a real person capable of your own choices."

"I would make a crack here about that choice being Damon, but having slept with him myself? I get it."

[stonedgilbert]

A vaguely distressed sound. And then... "He's just so pretty." If anyone would understand, he's pretty sure it's Katherine. "It's almost to cuteness aggression levels." Like Tyler, and the fact that they got into fist fights just about any time they were in a room together for an elongated period of time.

[stonedgilbert]

"Legally, Elena forced me to help her - so there's that." He's not denying that he'd probably willingly die for someone who was nice to him, but Elena was definitely not on that list.

[stonedgilbert]

"Any time someone needs me to make a decision that's time sensitive, everyone in a two-mile radius simultaneously just hears the dial-up tone."

[stonedgilbert]

i am .. working on things but my muse for jeremy is Primarily in his crossover verses so i'm waiting to queue things until i have a good chunk done but know i'm here bbies

[stonedgilbert]

we're gettin jeremy gilbert in the fast & furious franchise brainrot tonight folks

[stonedgilbert]

HOW  DO  YOU  NEED  TO  BE  LOVED?

carefully, like a gentle rain on dry earth.      You've been left beaten down by someone you really trusted and loved, so now love doesn't come easy for you. You want it to. You want to love and be loved, but you're not sure you remember how. So you need someone else to take the lead. They have to be gentle and sweet and patient. They have to watch out for you, and make sure you're doing okay, because most days you feel a little fragile, if not totally shattered. But someone will come along who will put those pieces back together again.

TAGGED  BY:      @duquete TAGGING:  anyone & everyone

[stonedgilbert]

How spicy were those spicy wings?

"Well, like, it's the Grill, it's not like they were insane or anything. I won my spot on the wall based on the sheer number of them I ate, nothing to do with how spicy they were. But, they were a good mango habanero, so there was a bit of heat behind it."

[stonedgilbert]

Rumor has it that you once set a record for most spicy wings eaten at the Grill in one sitting. Any truth to that?

"Once? I still hold that fuckin' record, thank you very much. Even got a picture on the wall behind the bar. No one's ever even come close to beating my record."

[stonedgilbert]

jer & stef but also kai & stef :)

jer x stefan

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / i will ship them in hell

listen jeremy thought stefan was hot all the way back in season 1 and was Disappointed when he showed up at their house for his sister and THAT IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON .. jeremy loves him sm and would die for him anytime

kai x stephen

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / i will ship them in hell

it's chaotic and beautiful and yeah kai's intentionally a bad influence but i will Not apologize for loving them

[stonedgilbert]

Rumor is that in PA you can get into legal trouble for doing tarot cards and charging for it.

"How fuckin' cringe is that? Paying someone to read tarot for you? Buy a cat and ask it questions like a normal fuckin' person."

[all-things-rp-moved]

Send me a very scandalous rumor about my muse to see how they would react.

[askboxmemes]

put a ship in my ask

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / i will ship them in hell

[stonedgilbert]

"I don't know why people say TEQUILA leads to bad decisions, it's practically the only time I ever make GOOD decisions."

@baby-royalty

[stonedgilbert]

"Do you ever find someone so hot you want to PUNCH THEM in the face, or are you normal?"

@traumapyre

[stonedgilbert]

"Bold of you to ASSUME I have dignity."

@theoriginalbadass