im not funny

brian smiled at me

[lxdymaria]

[ampervadasz]

Fura bogár

[third-rate-variety-show]

Dog park

[thelonechopstick]

please please please please p l e a s e unmute

[kawaiijohn]

reblog if you think

is better than

[kaptainandy]

[sportsandlaughs]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I was looking over some notes I’d taken in a lecture and one of them just said “I’ll kill Freud with my bare hands”

[fecktrecool-deactivated20220314]

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING

Look at this wolf

OK now you can continue

[official-persephone-deactivated]

that’s not a wolf that’s king good boy

[gleelive-deactivated20180818]

i’m so tired of listening to myself think all the time shut the hell up bitch

[theoldaeroplane]

all these fuckin teenagers and their tiny-ass text and themes fuck off i’m not legolas

[wigglyflippingout]

“what do your elf-eyes see, legolas”

“pastel grunge”

[asiafish-deactivated20200729]

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

[ohjadewhatshername-deactivated2]

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

[verygayandverytired]

it be like that sometimes

[juanin-pro]

[m0od]

The scene of a murder.

[acidinthesnow]

Someone just got banished to the Shadow Realm

[gothicprep]

remember back in m*ddle sch**l when ppl would say “oh so you called me a b*tch? well b*tch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is nature, and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment ;)” bc that’s what some of you guys’ arguments sound like

[ameerahmaysoon]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[shaiza]

The fact middle school is censored is adding an indescribable aura to this post.

[daimboy]

you, a pleb: please stop drinking the bong water

me, an intellectual: weed tea *chugs it*

[paprika]

[hangingoutwithdogs]

and we’re back.

[123-i-love-bjork-deactivated202]

[mamadivaa]

Spent the weekend in the woods with this beautiful Fluorite slab 🍃✨

[nanningbee]

this is a healthy relationship