Stoner Blog

Stoner, mom, artist, wife, and mental illness awareness supporter.I vent, I have random h*gh thoughts, and I like to get st*ned and make art. Enjoy, blessed be & Smoke it if you got it babes!

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Check out my profile on Wattpad, I'm Andey Mulder https://www.wattpad.com/AndeyBoBandey?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_profile Just another confused human trying to turn a hobby into a career. All comments of criticism is welcome as the only way to improve is to know what to improve. Thank you in advance for visiting my library, I hope you enjoyed what you read.

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Tea time!! Okay so none of the Voldemort virus talk, but I think due to the smoking and of course my regular summer allergies, my throats been feeling super scratchy. Weeeellllll luckily I remember what my gma would give me for a sore throat, hot tea with honey and lemon. Works. Like. A. Charm. FYI/PSA itll kill your buzz like I was already coming down but I took one sip and I felt my eyes change from like resting stoned face to leveled out sober within one sip. Oh well, I rather heal my sore throat.

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I need some serious advice about how to handle leveling myself out with the uh, smokage of the #devilslettuce . Daily smoker, incase ya didnt figure it out, and uh well my high goes away super fast and I'm learning what my daily usage is and I'm not quite able to keep up with it uhm financially just yet. Soooooo any uhtips or tricks? Much appreciated my dudes ✌🏻

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You know what I like to do on my days off? Smoke a bowl and watch some Bob Ross on Hulu. What's your go to thing you do when you smoke up??

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Watching NatGeo stuff on Disney+ with your kid whole a little buzzed from wake and bake is where it's at ✌🏻

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People with mixed music taste have the right personality for anything

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You know the world is fucked up, when you wonder why someone is being kind.

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Instagram: @the.antisocial.stoner for more posts ✌🏽🧡🌱💨

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I guess a motivational post for myself? I guess anyone else who needs it as well- dont let that one bad thing stop you, or a few bad things- dont let it stop you, dont let it knock you off the path, keep going forward. If today was a sh*t day, tomorrow is a new day to start off with a clean slate.

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How I feel after hitting that bowl for the first time ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

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It's okay if you only get a few things done, it's okay if you only get one thing done.

Today, I picked up the room a bit and I took my meds today.

Daily mental illness accomplishments

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Hey there

Figured maybe a blog would be healthy. I do art sh*t and I smoke the green stuffs, and I'm into witchy shit. Oh, and I'm a mom. Welcome to my blog.