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When I was 16-19 I worked as a hostess/parking lot attendant at a funeral home and my boss told me (and I quote) “you get a friends and family discount but once you quit you won’t get it anymore so make sure you use it.” And to this day nothing has ever been funnier to me

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A week after I got the job I accidentally spilled someone’s ashes on myself and my manager told me not to worry about it because they had spare ashes in the back room

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Elinda San

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😍😍😍

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u ever just be minding ya business whilst geting a little baked and then all of sudden anxiety hits you like

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if I text you some wild outta pocket nasty shit there’s like a 10 min window before I’m over it. Don’t text me back 30 mins later cuz the mood has passed that was the old me!!! I don’t know her anymore

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New Black Panther promo: Long Live the King

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This move is about to be so good

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Holy fuck this is amazing

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The media usually doesn’t show happy Muslim Black family. Let’s break this rule!

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This made me so happy

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goals: getting as fucked up as christine is in this video

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Everything is a no

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I still don’t know my purpose on this planet, but I do like smoking weed

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When he said his furniture started floating…

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“Her fantasy novel Children of Blood and Bone, the first of a trilogy about a young girl’s battle with a prince over bringing magic back to West Africa, is going to be released some time next year. But it’s already got a seven-figure publishing deal with Macmillan, and a massive deal with Fox Studios too, with the latter acquiring the movie rights pretty early on in the day for a book that hasn’t even been published yet.”

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