exulansis

i am the 🔥 and i am the 🌲 and i am a🧍🏻‍♂️👀

[stonervampire]

they/he/it. don't be weird or i'll block you.

[ms-demeanor]

I just have to lock in and get through my to-do list and then I'll start my new system with a clean slate and everything will be better.

[ms-demeanor]

Me, replying to every malingering email in my inbox: "It's going to be such a relief to clear this out finally!"

Everyone I'm replying to sending a response at the same time because I emailed them at the same time: ...

[ms-demeanor]

I'll set a calendar event for two weeks ahead of time and two days ahead of time so I won't forget.

[ms-demeanor]

If I just remember to do it every day it'll become a habit and I won't have to think about it.

[ms-demeanor]

I'll just stay at my desk until all of my tasks are done for the day and then they won't build up.

[ms-demeanor]

That's important, let me write it down on my hand so I can't ignore it.

[ms-demeanor]

If I skip lunch I'll catch up a little bit and I won't have to stay late or start early to stay on top of things.

[ms-demeanor]

I think if I work late all week that'll get me through the backlog and then I just have to keep up.

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[greelin]

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

[angelbumbum]

i am so normal about attachment and not even anxious at all

[rayvedd]

can I just freeze time so I can stay in bed forever

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[ozempicofficial]

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"FUNGAL CULTURES" (2006), DAVID MIDGLEY

[yankeeblue]

[destroymylife]

[revvetha]

I am loved! 😊 [white knuckle gripping the sink unable to meet my own bloodshot eyes]

[lamignonette]

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[stonervampire]

hm.