Why Kristanna is a Bad Relationship
Note: If you like Kristanna, that’s fine but don’t post on this okay? No for real, please don’t post on this. You guys can make defenses of this character on your own blogs. Don’t muck up my posts with your stuff please.
1. There was no Romance in the Original Tale: In the tale of the Snow Queen, there was no romance whatsoever. Gerda was rescuing her best friend Kai from the Snow Queen. So why did Disney add a romance?
2. The Romance is Forced: Kristoff is suddenly attracted to Anna in like the last few minutes of the film. During Fixer Upper, he’s just suddenly attracted to her without no explanation. Why? Throughout the whole movie they seem to hate each other. This attraction makes no sense and Anna wasn’t even aware that Kristoff was in love with her until Olaf tells her.
3. Kristoff is Rude: Kristoff talks down to Anna throughout the whole movie. It’s suppose to be funny and show how different they are but it comes off like Kristoff hates Anna’s guts. He never says anything nice to her. There is also the whole ‘joke’ about how he would be okay with leaving Anna to die on her own. Yeah, it’s not funny. That isn’t funny in the slightest. I don’t care if he says it in the reindeer voice, it’s not funny.
4. Hans is a Better Romantic Lead: I’m dead serious. Hans being the villain not only doesn’t fit but the directors even admitted to adding it in at the last second. The time Anna and Hans spend with each feels much more fleshed out than the realtionship Anna and Kristoff have.
5. Kristoff and Anna Should Have Stayed Friends: They act like friends. Nothing about their realtionship feels like they’re going to be friends. Why couldn’t they have stayed friends? For all this talk about this movie being progressive, it’s pretty much the same thing. It would have been extremely progressive had Kristoff and Anna had not gotten together.
6. Wasn’t This Movie about Sisters?: Here’s what gets me the most. This movie was suppose to be focusing on the sisterly realtionship with Elsa and Anna right? Well they barely do that. Anna and Elsa barely spend any time together within the film. Anna spends more time with Kristoff and even then, we know nothing about them. Why is he here? Just for the sake of romance? Where is the sister bonding!?
7. Anna Could Have Been on Her Own: Again, people say this movie shows that you don’t need a man to save you but we see Kristoff saving Anna a lot. The writers could have Anna go on this adventure alone. That would have been awesome to see. A sister saving a sister from herself .But nope, lets add a dude because romance!
If people like this pairing, fine. But it’s terribly written and everything about it is forced. I honestly and truly believe had they removed this pointless romance, the movie would have been at least 15% better.















