[justtheladyinblack]

How do I get over my ex boyfriend?

Fuck his dad.

[superpagangirl]

Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies

[rlmjob]

I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs

[stopthinkingaboutyesterday--blog]

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

[selektions]

who needs a boyfriend when i have my grades to keep going down on me

[miss-vortex]

[taco-bell-rey]

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

[taco-bell-rey]

and he hasn’t messaged me back since

[taco-bell-rey]

I still do this

[hideiwa-deactivated20150318]

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

“slut means the end in swedish”

[hideiwa-deactivated20150318]

this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD

[okaytrue]

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

[deletes]

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

[iraffiruse]

[cory-doctorow-deactivated3103201]

did you bury your dog to make a shitty pun

[havexheart]

But look how stoked the dog is

[deletes]

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

[shadowcat]

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

[oomshi]

eat my ass

[virgro]

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

[oomshi]

I respect that

[champgnemamii]

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

[sotomar]

My anaconda will consider it

[silumia-deactivated20180526]

will.i.pm