Boys who get all jittery and anxious about riding your face are actual gifts from heaven. Pretty little thing that keeps asking if itās really okay, whoās nervous and shy and barely lowers himself at first. Heās holding himself up, too afraid to actually put any weight down.
But once he gets the feeling of it? Oh, heās grinding down, humping like a desperate dog and making the most beautiful noises. Completely losing himself in the pleasure itās like there isnāt even a person under him, heās too busy trying to cum to remember that oxygen is a thing.
Apologetic sweetheart who comes down from his high and jumps off, instantly spewing apologies but he has nothing to be sorry for. Not when he tastes that fucking sweet.
hey moot... could you please make something date everything related with a vampire!reader? pretty pretty please.....
Yay! Some date everything requests!!!
Vampire homeowner Hcs
ā¤ Skips Shadley, Eddie and Volt, The Hanks, Stefan, Freddy, Mitchell, Cam, Bodhi Windbreaker, Dunk, Kristof, Doug x vampire!reader
ā§ fluff, blood, biting/feeding, garlic, Doug ragebaiting like the bitch he is, flying, idk what else
Word count: 709
A/N: I hate Doug
ā Let's get this out of the way first, Skips fangirls like no other. Like, enough to make Fantina seem weak. He thinks everything about you is sooo cool! He definitely asks you to bite him, even though you can't really feed from a shadow. He also loves how much you guys get to hang out, since you can't be in sunlight. He really likes you biting him.
ā Eddie and Volt find it interesting. Volt's very flirty with his question while Eddie straight out asks you. I can see Eddie making a special drink either inspired by blood/vampires for Halloween or actually making you a drink involving blood. Eddie thinks the flying/floating part is really cool and will have you just fly up to change lightbulbs so he doesn't have to get out the ladder. Volt loves the romance of vampires. He would definitely let you bite him if you asked.
ā The Hanks are bummed out that you can never hang with them during the day but they definitely find fun nighttime things to do. A lot of their stunts are a little too dangerous to do at night so they figure out new ones! Especially ones that have to do with flying because, you can already fly so it works out. I feel like H2nk is a little squeamish, (I also think H3nk is too but he does become a surgeon so maybe my instincts are wrong š) so he might not let you bite him or watch you bite the other Hanks but that doesn't mean he loves you any less! H4nk lets you go wild, you can bite him anywhere. H3nk will at some point make some sort of vampire pick-up line/sex joke like "Let me suck your dick" in a vampire voice.
ā Kitchen objects are suddenly watching the garlic. Stefan will either plain out ban it or use it as little as possible depending on how bad garlic is to you. Mitchell is a little salty because of this (get it. like garlic salt.) But he gets over it especially considering it's like an allergy. Freddy is the same way as Stefan, he keeps anything that has garlic out of the fridge so it doesn't contaminate other foods. Speaking of which, do vampires eat food? Or just blood? Because Freddy might not be the happiest keeping just blood bags on him but he'll do it for you. Cam actually thinks you're really fucking cool, like Skip's level of like but he will never ever admit it. He will also let you bite him.
ā Bodhi is scared of ghosts yes. Vampires are another story. You can not tell me that Bodhi, the embodiment of the 80s wouldn't fuck a vampire. He's seen The Lost Boys, Fright Night, Near Dark, My Best Friend's a Vampire. Firm believer that either The Lost Boys or Johnny Depp in Nightmare on Elm Street was Bodhi's gay awakening (and no, I am not biased towards The Lost Boys). But he knows how sexy a vampire can be, and you are one sexy vampire. He's nervous about the whole biting him thing but he's definitely down to cuddle!
ā Vampires usually have some form of super strength/heightened stamina so you can wildly impress Dunk and Kristof with it. Especially because Dunk might not even realize you're a vampire until you tell him. He will straight up be like, "Damn you're really a night owl huh? That's okay, working out is great at all hours!" It flies right over his head until you tell him. But you impress Kristof and Dunk a lot especially if you can lift one of them. Kristof's gonna push and see just how far you can go but Dunk always tries to reel it in so you don't hurt yourself, even if you are a vampire.
ā Had to include this even though I hate him, Doug straight up won't believe you. Yeah, no, he knows you're a vampire, like a real one but he still acts like it's not true. He'll give you a slow nod or a little mh hmh if you or someone else is talking about it. I just really hate Doug bro.
The objects notice the fact that you're trans before you do. They see the way you stare at trans men like gods and how you hesitate before scrolling on videos about transitioning. So they decided to help you out before helping you transition, even if you don't know your trans yet.
Johnny Splash hinding/throwing away your razors, encouraging you to let your body hair grow.
Stefan cooking you food that can increase testosterone and Freddy encouraging you to eat more overall. They try to bulk you up without you noticing, making you protein shakes every morning.
Dunk and Kristof purposely teaching you workouts that will flatten your chest and build muscles in your back and biceps. They also purpose discourage workouts that might further feminize your figure like Russian Twists, lying, and saying that it's just not a good workout for you.
Tony asking you to help him fix things around the house even though they're definitely one-person jobs. You notice your hands gaining calluses and becoming tougher like Tony's after each job where he just sat there and talked while you did the actual work.
Amir calling you handsome and more masculine compliments more often. If you bring it up he assures you compliments have no gender but now he's already planted the seed in your head that you're handsome.
Objects like Stepford, Drysdale, Scandalabra, Timmy, and possibly Lux asking you to carry them because their legs are just soooo tired and you're soooo big and strong now. All of them are very capable of walking wherever they're going but they can see how your eyes light up when you lift them with ease.
Dirk/Clarence hiding clothes like skirts and dresses from you, telling you he must have lost them but you can wear this t-shirt and shorts instead! Drysdale and Washford help as well in hiding and/or destroying your feminine clothes.
This continues, every object using he/him for you when you aren't around, and using they/them when you are, never she/her. Eventually, they begin dropping hints about you starting testosterone since you're already so manly thanks to their work, why not continue further?
And then they all suck your tdick and everyone is happy-
Are you gonna write fanfic about Skeletor? ( Ė-Ė )
If yes, why??? Why do wanna have coitus with skeleton headed man?
HAHAAKDKSKSKSK
Anon I genuinely love you. I'm gonna have to say no on the Skeletor fanfiction, sadly, as I've actually. Never really properly admittedly watched any of the media. Best I've got is memes and clips.
But I WILL accept skeleton coitus. C'mon. I had an Undertale phase for like. 4 years and was infatuated with Sans AND Papyrus. I am above no morality of freakiness.
I need you to check out master's of the universe movie. The men are soo good!! Also when will we have Jack Abbot railing us again?
Guhhh Skeletor my belovedš¤¤š¤¤
Also I superrrr apologize!! I kinda fell off with the Pitt but I swear I'm gonna try to finish the last couple of pitt reqs and planned ficsšššš
iāve been wearing those little star pimple patches a lot lately and now i just imagine how some of the male dateables would react to seeing them on you all the time.
knows what they are and loves how they look on you: Amir, Barry, Hector, Telly, Tyrell.
doesnāt know what they are until you explain, very supportive: Cabrizzio, Curt, Dante, Dorian, Kristof, Rod.
thought you were just putting stickers on your face for the fun of it, thinks you look cute with them on: Cabrizzio, Dante, Dorian, Drysdale, Freddy, Keith, Koa, Parker, Stefan.
thought you were putting them on your face for artistic or fashion reasons, a little disappointed when they find out its just for acne but is still supportive, thinks you look cute with them: Artt, Drysdale, Stefan, Washford.
thought you were a sticker, accidentally says something offensive and apologizes profusely upon realizing its for acne treatment: Luke.
loves you with your acne and thinks youāre hotter with it rather than without it: all of them!
Ft. Almost Every Character, number order (please donāt let this flop it took so long)
Skylar: I Was Made For Lovinā You by Kiss
āCause girl, I was made for you, and, girl, you were made for me
Phoenicia: Baby One More Time by Brittney Spears
I must confess, I still believe, When Iām not with you, I lose my mind, Give me a sign
Florence: Cloud 9 by Beach Bunny
Even when we fade eventually, Iām nothing, you will always be my favorite form of loving
Ceilia: girls by girl in red
Iāve been hiding for so long, these feelings, theyāre not gone, could I tell anyone?
Stella: Good Company by Queen
Take good care of those you call your own and keep good company
Dorian: Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen
Be a Valentino, just for you
Wyndolyn: anything by Adrianne Lenker
I donāt want to be the owner of your fantasy, I just want to be part of your family
Curt&Rod: Here With Me by d4vd
I donāt care how long it takes, as long as Iām with you, Iāve got a smile on my face
Shelley: Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler
Sheās gotta be sure and itās gotta be soon and sheās gotta be larger than life
Abel: You and I by Lady Gaga
This time Iām not leaving with you. He said āSit back where you belong where you belong, in the corner of my bar,ā
Chairemi: Love Grows by Edison Lighthouse
But love grows where my Chairemi goes and nobody knows like me
Lux: Lover by Taylor Swift
Take me out, and take me home, youāre my my my my lover
Hector: Love like you from Steven Universe
I always thought I might be bad, now Iām sure that itās true because I think youāre so good and Iām nothing like you
Prissy: Paper Rings by Taylor Swift
I like shiny things but Iād marry you with paper rings
Timothy: You Take My Breath Away by Queen
Youāve captured my love, stolen my heart, changed my life
Artt: The Muse by AWIN
Aesthetically so perfect in every way, for every song you are, the muse
River: Demi Moore by Phoebe Bridgers
Tell me what you wanna do to me, tell me what youāll do please, I donāt wanna be alone, donāt wanna be alone anymore
Eddie&Volt: Too Sweet by Hozier
Iād rather take my whiskey neat, my coffee black, in my bed at 3, youāre too sweet for me
Koa: To Exist With You by Madilyn Mei
I love to exist with you, I do, I do, I do
Dolly: Dandelions by Ruth B
And Iāve heard of love that comes once in a lifetime, and Iām pretty sure that you are that love of mine
Dante: Light My Love by Greta Van Fleet
Can you light my love? Flames glowing bright as the sun, deeper than oceans you run, watch as our world has begun
Telly: No Machine by Adrianne Lenker
Let no machine eat away our dream, baby take my hand, letās go together
Connie: Out of My League by Fitz and Tantrums
You were just the right kind, yeah, you were more than just a dream, you were out of my league, got my heartbeat racing, if I die donāt wake me ācause you were more than just a dream
Keyes: One Night by Christina Perri
One night I will be the moon, hanging over you, spilling all over your body, covering all your wounds
Gaia: Paradise by George Ezra
I will ride on down the road, I will find you, I will hold you, Iāll be there
Mateo: Pretty Little Baby by Connie Francis
You can ask the flowers, I sit for hours, tellinā all the bluebirds, the bill and coo birds, pretty little baby, Iām so in love with you
Tina: Uptown Girl by Billy Joel
You know I canāt afford to buy her pearls but maybe someday when my ship comes in, sheāll understand the kind of guy Iāve been, and then Iāll win
Beverly: You and I by Ingrid Michaelson
Well you might be a bit confused, and you might be a little bit bruise, but baby how we spoon like no one else
Mitchell: Make Me Like You by Gwen Stefani
Whyād you have to go and make me like you? This is a feeling Iām not used to. Whyād you have to go and make me like you? Iām so mad at you cause now you got me missing you
Cabrizzio: Light a Roman Candle with Me by fun
Then you could be leaving or we could stay and talk until three, I will think itās magic and I hope you agree, so light a roman candle with me, just a roman candle, just a perfect apple
Freddy: Golden by Harry Styles
I know you were way too bright for me, Iām hopeless, broken, so you wait for me in the sky, brown my skin just right, youāre so golden
Stefan: Love Isnāt Easy by ABBA
Give in, love is a reason for living, but a few things can be tough, love isnāt easy but it sure is hard enough
Daisuke: My love mine all mine by Mitski
Moon, tell me if I could, send up my heart to you? So when I die, which I must do, could it shine down here with you?
Kopi: we fell in love in october by girl in red
We fell in love in October, thatās why I love fall, looking at the stars, admiring from afar. My girl, my girl, my girl, you will be my girl, my girl, my girl, my girl, you will be my world
Ronaldini: Red Wine Supernova by Chappell Roan
I heard you like magic, Iāve got a wand and a rabbit, so baby, letās get freaky, get kinky, letās make this bed get squeaky
Amir: Love You Like a Love Song by Selena Gomez
You are beautiful, like a dream come alive, incredible, a centerfold, miracle, lyrical, you saved my life again
Bathsheba: Art Deco by Lana Del Rey
Club Queen on the downtown scene, prowling around at night, youāre not mean, youāre just born to be seen, want to be wild
Barry: Electric Love by BORNS
Baby, youāre like lightning in a bottle, I canāt let you go now that I got it, and all I need is to be struck by your electric love
Tyrell: I wanna be yours by Arctic Monkeys
You call the shots, babe, I just wanna be yours
Dasha: Love Me Not by Ravyn Lenae
And, oh, itās hard to see you, but I wish you were right here. Oh itās hard to leave you when I get you everywhere
Penelope: Dum Dum Diddle by ABBA
Dum dum diddle to be your fiddle, I think then maybe, youād see me baby, youād be mine, and weād be together all the time, wish I was dum dum diddle, your darling fiddle.
Mac: The Millionaire Waltz by Queen
We spent all our days holding hangs together, do you remember, my love, how we danced and played? In the rain we laid, we could stay there forever and ever.
Chance: Good Looking by Suki Waterhouse
I thought Iād uncovered your secrets but turns out thereās more, you adored me before, oh, my good looking boy
Rainey: Be My Baby by The Ronettes
So wonāt you, please, be my little baby? Say youāll be my darling, be my baby now
Betty: Let the Light in by Lana Del Rey
Oh let the light in, at your back door yelling cause I wanna come in, oh turn your light on, look us, you and I back at it again
Diana: Fool by Cavetown
Call me on the phone at three, I talk to you Iām half asleep, complaining about your mother so I take you to the cemetery, rant to me, I like the sound, I like your voice, I like your mouth
Daemon: Georgia by Phoebe Bridgers
And if you find me, will you know me? Will you take me or will you fall?
Ben-Hwa: Cheri Cheri Lady by Modern Talking
Cheri, Cheri Lady going through a motion, love is where you find it, listen to your heart
Washford&Drysdale: Inarticulation by Rio Romeo
Cause weāve found ourselves in quite a situation and when Iām by your side I feel elation, you kiss me slow but without hesitation, you threw me straight into inarticulation
Dirk: Fine by Hunter Foster and Lisa Brescia
Shut up Claire and Marry me! Fine!
Dunk: Falling for Ya from Teen Beach Movie
Donāt usually swoon but Iām over the moon (cause he was just too cool for school) now Iām falling for ya, falling for ya, I know I shouldnāt but I just canāt stop myself from falling for ya
Tony: Iām Gonna Be by The Proclaimers
I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door
Keith: Money Power & Glory by Lana Del Rey
I want all your money, all your power, all your glory
Bodhi: Make You Mine by PUBLIC
Put your hand in mine, you know that I want to be with you all the time, you know that I wonāt stop, until I make you mine
Holly: I Want to Spend the Holidays with You by Sara Watkins
I donāt need the trimmings, I donāt care what we do, I just want to spend the holidays with you, I want to spend the holidays with you
Skip: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! By ABBA
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme a man after midnight, take me through the darkness to the brink of the day
Imagine getting wasted at the Breaker Box and Eddie's partially relieved you seem to be slowing down. Yet you still seem to be bubbly. Bubbly and tired, talking to anyone close enough about anything and everything. Talking with Barry about your current favourite birds. Chatting with Dante and how the best relationships are friends first [can you tell im demiromantic too].
The real issue comes when Johnny Splash saunters up, trying to remain cool despite being tipsy as you begin trading flirts. 'Sweetheart' and 'doll' and 'pretty thing' being thrown across as easy as the prediction of summer warmth. Eddie's watching out of the corner of his eye, of course. He doesn't not trust Johnny, per say, but... seeing you flirt with him of all people is a bit eyebrow raising to him.
Then, in an attempt to one-up your flirts, Johnny offers to sing a ballad just for you [as if he doesn't most nights]. Of course, you can't let him get away that! So you offer to perform a duet, instead.
As one would expect, Eddie is groaning internally, but can't really stop your stubborn, excitable self. He can only watch as you, drunk and giggly, and Johnny, tripping on his own shower curtain and playing it off as 'fallin' for you again, sweetheart'. Volt is watching from some corner of the bar, making polite conversation that gets put on a pause while the two of you find your way onstage. He bites back a snicker, though doesn't stop you.
It doesn't matter what you sing, really. Johnny would go along with most anything for you, and the idea of singing with you has him higher than any drink Eddie could serve. Maybe something classic, like 'Baby, It's Cold Outside,' or something more goofy, like 'Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better.' Regardless of what you two sing, the people of the bar learn two things that day; Johnny Splash is not a better singer while drunk, and you are secretly a great singer.
When you wake up, head pounding and already wishing to be back asleep, it admittedly takes you a good minute to figure out you're not in your own bed. Scrambling up- which does nothing to help your current hangover- you look around for another person, maybe, or some clue of where you are. Did you drunkly fuck someone? Did you use protection? Are you pregnant?? Oh, wait, you can't do that anymore-
The familiar greeting of a vaguely British 'Livewire!' makes you jolt, though you quickly settle seeing it's just Volt [obviously]. He comes in with an untrustably subtle smile and a small tray containing some Ibuprofen, a prettied-up glass of water, and something small to eat.
Rather than thanking him for the prince treatment- even if it does make you warm at the thought- you give him an overdramatic squint. "...what's that smile for..?"
Just the same as how he finds it hard to say no to you, Volt caves almost instantly and gives a polite version of the previous night's events.
You're flabbergasted when he recounts how, not only did you drunkenly go up to sing karaoke with Johnny Splash, but the two of you had to be shoved off stage and told to go home. Only then, when the bar was shutting down, did your bubbly and excitable stage of alcohol fade and you began stifling tears. Cracked voice and broken, ugly sobs as you blubbered out how much you loved your boys and you were sorry for getting to be a mess while they were working. When Volt and Eddie tried to ease you, you just ended up sniveling more because they were being so sweet to you and it was so late and you were bugging them and they shiuld probably sleep and you'll totally be fine getting just across the hall to your own room and-
What about a darling who is insatiable, always needing more than 2 rounds- everyday single day. Can they take it? who can survive or who will tap out (preferredly hector and telly, add more if u want š«¶)
Hector survives, only hanging on by sheer determination and the need to please you! Heāll fuck you through his own orgasms, tears pricking his eyes as he willfully ignores the sharp sparks of pain jolting through his sensitive cock until youāre creaming around him yet again- The feeling forcing yet another load out of him, watery and almost drained completely. Then, heāll switch to his fingers, pumping them in and out consistently while mouthing at your clit. You will not go unsatisfied!
Kristof survives! Taking it as a challenge, the large man will have to be pried from your cunt as your body finally screams, jolting and kicking at his firm body. Heās as insatiable as you (for sex! for challenge! for battle!), beard covered in your juices as he drags his thick tongue across your clit for the umpteenth time, or plunging his thick cock inside with the amount of precision and force youād expect out of him during war. Heāll preen proudly as he leaves you completely melted, twitching from overstimulation
Telly survives, only by the thinnest thread and the impressive ability to distract you with his tongue in order to give his cock a break. If he canāt do that, leaving you to your own devices as you ride his fat cock? Heāll break, head tilted back as he moans and grabs at your hips, biting his biting lip while his eyes glaze over. His tongue is his savior from your hellish sex drive, plunging it deep in your hole, gliding sloppily around your clit while pushing his fingers inside your dripping hole.
Who Doesnāt Survive
Daisuke doesnāt survive! He relies on edging and foreplay for most of his sexual endeavors. Heāll make sure you cum, maybe multiple times, and cum good on his fingers, cock, or tongue! but once he himself releases? Itās all done for him, and if you try going further than that, youāll at least be met by the pretty sight of him tearing up, flushed as drool gathers at the side of his mouth.
Bobby Pinn does not survive, theyāre not the kind of pin that can handle any sort of overstimulation! Multiple rounds will have them sputtering and pleading, nails digging into your skin as tears cling to their lashes. Theyāll whimper out the safeword, dizzy and boneless against the mattress and into your arms, immediately falling asleep. Theyāll definitely ignore anything you say to tease or bring it up, of course they can keep up! If they were going based off their own crime-boss level stamina, youād be dead!
Cabrizzio doesnāt survive, and is very happy about it, actually! Even through the overstimulation, keeping his perfect cock inside of you loyally, looking up at you through reddish eyes while praises fall from his lips. Kisses turn from romantic to desperate as he feels you continue, gripping your hips but at the same time begging you to not stop. He loves being this close to you, the intimacy of seeing each other so vulnerable, he admires how you take charge to get what you want from him.
@g00d--m0urning gave me the idea for this one, go show them love! Kinda ass, sorry. š£
Amir
Amir flutters open his eyes for a few seconds, letting out mix of a groan and a playful giggle. He shifts to lying on his side, facing your body, before he presses kisses to your temple. A soft smile curls on his face as he leans down to whisper in your ear, āAzizam, itās morningā¦ā
Itās always a peaceful way to wake upāSun peeking in through the curtains, a hand on your waist and a pair of soft, silver eyes staring down at you. A string of praises left Amirās lips the moment your eyes began to crack open.
āOnce Iām in my day clothes, Iāll make you breakfast.ā
As you sat up, he pulled a black silk robe over his shoulders. Before walking into the bathroom to take his hair out of the braid he wore to sleep and get dressed, he made sure to kiss you Goodmorning.
Amir was gorgeous night and day, but mornings waking up beside him were a sight that you made sure to sear into your brain.
Dunk
You always seem to wake up to a very heavy mass shifting on top of you, and a pair of veryā¦ enthusiastic brown eyes staring down at you. āBUDDY, I GOT YOU BREAKFAST!ā
Dunk wasnāt much of a cook, but ordering you pancakes or a nice sandwich from your favorite breakfast place, was something he could do!
You rub your eyes, and sit up in bed, Dunk stayed in his position on top of you. His body was comforting to an extent, especially with the way he was kissing on the tip of your nose, and your cheeks, and your neck.
After a moment, he rolls off, laying on his back and staring up at you. āI got you the crepes you always get from that one placeā¦ I was thinking we could go on a walk in the park after breakfast.ā He seemed excited, and the wonderful weather didnāt give you any excuse to say no.
Luke
Luke doesnāt actually sleep at the start of your relationship, due to his addiction to powercrank. So, when he gets bored, he tries making you wake up, even if itās at absurd times.
You have to coax him into lying back down in bed and letting you sleep a few more hours.
He stares up at the ceiling for hoursā¦ waiting oh so patiently for you to open your eyes and just look at him! He understands that you are not like him. You sleep on aā¦ sort of regular human schedule. So he waits.
He takes a shower, gets dressed, makes breakfast for you, even if it always ends up cold by the time youāre awake. When you do finally come downstairs, he SCREAMS. Not in a cute way, (though Iām not sure there is a cute way to scream) In the same way a Drill Sargent would yell at you for not cleaning fast enough. āRANGER! I MADE YOU BREAKFAST!ā
Heās calmer in mornings once the doctors assure him that getting off powercrank wonāt make his bladder explode, but Luke will be always be Luke.
Reggie
āWake up, bitch.ā It was not exactly the sweetest awakening, but you knew what you signed up for when you started dating Reggie. He was sassy, but he loved you. āI wanna go get coffee, and I know youāll get mad if I leave without you soā¦ get it in the car.ā
He picked out a cute little outfit to go out in and did up his hair, before looking at youāāIn your PJās? Honey, I meant likeā¦ a date. When I try, you need to get your ass up and give me equal energy.ā He chuckled, before continuing āIāll go grab my purse, you figure something out.ā
And so, you sigh, staring up into the vast expanse of your closet. So much to wear! Red shirt, red shirt, red shirtā¦ Hey! Maybe youāll go with your red shirt! Then youāll match!
As you walk down the stairs in your red shirt and black pants, you can see Reggie grin; āThatās more like itā
Telly
Telly is usually a light sleeper, waking up multiple times in the night to get water, shift positions in bed, etc.
So when he doesnāt have work, he usually sleeps in until 10-11AM, which is nice for you.
Once he does wake up, he starts by peppering your face in kisses as he begins to wake you for the day.
āMorning, SpectatorāNightmare treat you well?ā
On weekends, heāll put on a morning show, then youāll eat as much cereal as your stomach can hold.
But, on the days where you two have to work, heāll ask you to take him breakfast. Once heās done doing his makeup and getting dressed, he sits down and you ask him what he wants. Telly immediately shoots into his morning quotes: Can I getā¦ a uhā¦ liter of cola?ā Mornings with Telly are always a pleasure.
Tony
Most days, when he has work, Tony wakes up before you. Heād try his best not to wake you up, closing all doors quietly, changing in the dark, etc. but itās inevitable that he wakes you up one of these days.
As Tony pulled on his usual blue shirt on over his shoulders, he turned, knocking into the dresser and making aā¦ very distinct scraping noise. āShitā Ow!ā
Your eyes opened softly, looking over at where Tony was standing in the pitch black, holding his foot as he used his hand to prop himself up against the end of the bed.
He was trying to get dressed at 5 in the morning with no light. Subsequently, he stubbed his toe, and was acting like a little baby. Though, the moment he realized heād woken you, he stopped whining.
āAhā Sorry, sugarā¦ just heading off to work.ā Slowly setting his foot back down on the floor, he stepped over to you. He leaned down to kiss you on the lips, muttering his usual smutty endearments; āDonāt worry though, Iāll make sure to take care of you when Iām homeāGet some shut eye for papa.ā
āNever say that againā¦ā
Sorry for not posting likeā¦ literally ever. I procrastinate hard. Requests will always be open if anyone wants them, though, as always, I will be slow as hell (probs like a 2-7 day wait.)
Featuring: Eddie, Volt, Dorian, Tony, Dunk, Telly, Tyrell, Curt, Rod, Reggie, and Doug
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What is this you may ask?
Peak writing, i say.
Eddie:
I don't think he puts too much effort into it. Maybe the occasional trim if he thinks it's getting too wild. Volt convinced Eddie to let him wax it once, and Eddie regretted the next month and a half of bald coochie hell.
Volt:
Very little hair/waxed. He takes pride in his luscious locks, and that means everywhereeeee. He waxes his bikini line, and very meticulous trims everything. (Carpets match the drapes btw)
Dorian:
Full bush. Wilderness. Jungle. "Oh but he maintains himself so well, he wouldn't--" YES HE WOULD. he already has to maintain his hair, and beard, his bush is the one thing he let's go wild.
Tony:
Either neatly trimmed or full mess, no in between. It depends on how busy he is. Like if he's getting waxed for his show (post realization) then he'll have him hit his bush too.
Dunk:
Messy, and untrimmed. I just personally think he doesn't care about how it's going on down there. Has the same opinion for your bushness. Doesn't matter to him!
Telly:
Short-cut. Not fully bald, but also not long. They like it maintained. (Feels like static when y'all rub together)
Tyrell:
A neat bush. One might even call it a shrub. Makes sure it stays connected with his happy trail perfectly.
Curt:
Usually keeps it bushy, but shave it into shapes when he wants a little something something. His person favorite was a rhombus. Otherwise, he keeps it nice and conditioned, takes pride in the bush.
Rod:
Hidden bush. He shaves around the bikini line, and keeps it nice and tight lined. If he wore a speedo, you'd never know, but he's got a nice bush going.
Reggie:
Broken heart shaped. Waxed everywhere else. He has a waxer that he haaates (they're besties). Claims the shaping is natural tho (sarcastically).
Doug:
Waxed. Hairless. Physically cannot grow hair down there. Has tried. Skin texture is akin to a lukewarm rotisserie chicken sans the skin.
