The ocean is a harsh mistress you can not betray

"My eyes were made to drink you in, but now my mouth wants a taste" 33 🌘They /Them♋️ I'm just some creature, wandering this earth. Mexican, Apache, German, Finnish

[daddystinygirll]

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

[beardedmrbean]

[sloppystyle]

bug boys

[guardianofscrewingup]

It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us. 

[shakespork]

everyone in the comments going “haha two apes looking at a bug...”

bitch you’re looking too

three apes looking at a bug

[whisskeytango]

Three apes looking at a bug

[lamignonette]

[avakynx]

[userfinalgirls]

Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley

ALIEN (1979) dir. Ridley Scott

[importantcatpics]

[chronocrump]

[konoko]

[thysannia]

[inland-squatch]

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[halondrus]

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[mikkeneko]

the dad never came back from the corner store but the cigarettes did. and they stepped up

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[purrfectly]

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[saint-batrick]

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

[casualcarnage]

[rosepaya]

[sasukechannel]

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

[karafina]

hello i have this

[how-queerious]

get a load a this guy, he doesn't believe in the sun

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[puppygirllaika]

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[shaking my phone violently] everyone wake up it’s time to play blogs >:(