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Gloria ✿

[somaddicouldscream]

[nathansnightmares]

[orientaltiger]

[thevisiongod]

[jellys]

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

[internetcultleader]

*goes to sleep around 1:30am instead of 3:30am* i am the epitome of health and wellness look at me managing my sleep schedule and going to bed EARLY like a functional member of society!

[preys]

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[dankmemeking]

[begavet]

fight club - 1999

[sweetiepie08]

How to get ready in the morning

Step 1: Stay in bed as long as you possibly can. 

Step 2: Speed run. 

[pettysag-deactivated20180315]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[daevite]

me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

me, after indulging in aforementioned content:

[princesconsuela]

[thekeyofmemories]

‘So, what are your future plans?’

[medusabraids]

Visit Original Link

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[akitron]

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.