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all milk is breast milk

Almond. Soy.

Coconut.

correction, it's either breast milk or nut

Da coconut nut is not a nut

(gripping table hard enough it's splintering just so I don't sing the song) well it's breast-like and has nut in the name, so it's a toss up

How is it… breast-like?

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I’d believe you more if you had told me it migrated, but breast-like? What are you?

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You should not be given access to substances. Any of them. Outside of water. You can have that.

But pancakes :(

Touch a pancake and I throw a hungry Kirby at you

all milk is breast milk

Almond. Soy.

Coconut.

correction, it's either breast milk or nut

Da coconut nut is not a nut

(gripping table hard enough it's splintering just so I don't sing the song) well it's breast-like and has nut in the name, so it's a toss up

How is it… breast-like?

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I’d believe you more if you had told me it migrated, but breast-like? What are you?

Ç̸̨̧̧̛̺̤̺̠̮̫͍͉̳̝͔͈͕̮̬̘̖͍͖͉̺͕̮͚͎̦̬̲̰̮͇̱̞͍͍̘̘̺̤͔͇̰̟͍͚̘͖̥̱̰͚̭͚̻̔̏̎͒̀̂͌̋͆͊̈́̈́̉̉́̇̎͂̀̐͑́̏̉͘͠ͅr̷̢̢̡̧̡̧̧̡̢̛̛͙͓̞̝̼̝̫̮͈͍̯̱͖̜̖̺̙͖̖͈̙͇̮̙̰͖̤̬͕͚̰̠̱̗̗̞̲͇̪̗̲̣̭̝͓͔̟͈̬̳͙̞̰̳̰̲̩̠͍̥̪̝̦̳̱͇̲̺̲̲̀̅́̀̈̃̏̂͌̀̆͐͛̊̃̎͂̆̾͊̅̍̿́̓̅͊̃́̈́̃͗̄̿̋͘̚̕͜͠͠ͅͅä̴̡̢̧̛̛̛͔̻̯̗͉̜͇̳̹̪͍̫̖̙̟̠̞̩̝͈͓̺̥͉͙̰͈̤̜͔͔͓̯̮͉̪̠̳̾̈́͋͐͋̐̂̔̂͗̑͐̉̿͐̔̀͋̂̀̇̓́̉̀̇̃̄̉̉͂̂̈̔̌̇̏̋̃͋̌̿̈̋̈́̄̿͂͐́̅̊̾͑͊̔̽͆̕̚͘̕̚̕̚̕͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͠͠ḉ̴̧̢̦͔̩̩̯͈̟̺̠̲̟͈̠̣̦̻͙̙̠̱͈̲̰͕̭͊̅̿͐̏́̂̎̅̄͒́̽̉̌̇̍̆͂̈́͛́̂̉̈́̕͘̚͘ͅķ̵̢̢̢̳̜͎̙̬̜͔͍͔̪͙̯̙͖̻̜̯̺̹̣͉͎̗̝̘̣̙̝̬̯̫̖͈̗̮̻̲̫̣̞͕̣̼͕̺̤̗͍͔͍̳̪̠͖͙͕͔͇̼̻̬̤̃̍̅̌̈̀͛̍̉͐͒̀̀̈̈́̉̂͒͘͠͝͠͝ȩ̷̢̡̢̢̢̡̙̟͍̺̮̪͚̱̫̰̩̪̘̖͖̠̯̟̗̖̱͎̞̲͉͚̦̮̫̖̜̯̙̮̳͇̮̦̯̩̙͎̣̪̙͕͚̼͈͈̹̳̼̺͓͔̜̫̰̬̞̓̆̇̏̉̋͜ͅͅͅͅd̶̢̢̧̧̡̡͙͎̪̯̥͖̲͍̰͉̹̱͉̩̞̖̦̻̳̝̮̫̯̻͈̯̲͓̥̭͓̲̦̻̪̘̺̠̦͚̤͖͇̗̟̼͓̭͍̰͍̦̜͍̳̈́͌̉̋̒̏̊͗͌̍̎̀́́̆͊̄̌̓͗̿̈́̎̉͗̈́̓͂̂̃̃͌͛̅͂͌̀̏͋͋̔̈́̀̃̔̇̾͘̕͜͝͝͝͠͝ ̶̨̨̧̨̢̛̗̭̮̻͔̟͕̣͉̬͙̹̰̦̟̬͈͈̟̯͕̝͔̮̤̹̦͚̟̻̗̯̙̫̳̲̟͕͆̀̀͒͌̅̈́͊͐̈̆̾̓̀͐̎͒͐̏̓̆̕̚̕ͅͅo̷̡̨̢̡̱̼͕̤̙͙̞̠̙͓̭͉̟̯̤̼̠͈̗̺̗͉̖̯̣͕͙̪͙̗̭̟͕͕̠̭̩̟͙̻͖̤̝̭̊̀̇̂̐͆̇͛͗̃̀̎̆̕ͅͅư̵̢̛̛͈͈̣̞̼̹̹͈̯̯̪͔̟̞̹̬͈͖̂̈̇̌̂̍̋̑̅́͆̒͛̑͗̈́̿͂̏̽̄̍̄́̎͂̐͆̾͂̑̋̎̀̊͌̍͛̽̍̍͊̍͆́̈̏͆͂͌̆́̑̌̓̿̒̈́͆̓̊̏̔͗̈́̈́̈́͘̕̚̕͘̚̕͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͠ţ̸̧̢̛͔̻̘̣̩͈̹̗̰̬̗̟̫̹̹̩̬̥̭̼̪̰̖̲̞̠̤͈͓̩͎͔̞̾̃͌͌̃͛̏̅̈́́̒̋̍̏̈́̑̅̂͋̀̎͗̂͐͐̌̾̐͋̆̄͆̒̈́͂̔̃̀͘̚̕͜͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝ ̸̛̫͚̼̩͚̹̪̜͚̫͖͙̯̙̪͐̓́̎̾̍͗̀͐͌̽́͒̍̊̅͊̀̇̈́̇͗̅̈́̐̃̽̓͘͝͠ͅo̶̡̡̡̧̺̦̗̙̯͕̼̟͔̹̻̝̺͖͈̣̝̙̻̟͍͙͚̫̜͇̦͎̗̘̞̤̲̱̙̣̼͙̜͖͍̱̲̍̊͛̾̋̓̄̄̐̿̿͊̔̅̅̀͗͗͂͛̓̀̑͂̑̈́͆̓͑̒͐͊̊͘͝͝ͅͅn̴̢̡̢͎̫̻̫̥͍̦̳̉̿̅̓́̿͊̆̊͑́̊́̇̍̆̓̿̇̄̉́͌̈́̀̈̃͂̈́̅̕̚̚͠͝ ̴̧̡̛̣̪̘͇̦͓̯̱͍͈̞̰̱̜̺̦̝͚̤͖͈̜̦̠̟̼͈̈́̇̎̏͌̈͗̌͌͂̂͗̊͆́́̑̊̑͘͝m̸͙̮̳̲͈͓̝̞̱̥͓̘̟͕͇͐̀͑̋̈͆̀͐̑́̑̈́̏́̿̒̓̉̒̐̄́͆̉̎̋̓̈́̍͂̓͊̔̄̉͒̑̈́͛͂̿͊̑̏͛͐̃̒͋͗̉̃̄͗͊̇̽͂̀̒̋́̓͆̓͘̕̚͘̕͘̚̕̕͘͠͝͝i̷̡̨͖̞̮͙̱̭̯̮̣̺̦̝̯̗̞͔̞̰̤̜̩͍͔͇̙͂̊̓̓͋̈́̈̀̊̀͗͛̏̿̽̔̌̋̇̽̿̅̅̊͜͜͠͠n̷̢̢̧̧͕͙̥͚̩̩͎͖͖̯͓̱̙͖̟͙̝͎̬̰̼͚̹̯̩̣̫͖̝̺̙̿͐̃̉̋̈́̓͒͌̌͗͐̔̆̃́͛͂͆̊̍͗̐̊͐͌̏̓̓͊̿̓͒̋͒̈́̃̓̿̊͑͑̈̉̎̀̕͘̕̚̕͜͝͝͠į̶̡͔̯͔̭̜̙̭͇̫̲̬̹̬̭̮͚͔̼̄͊̐̾̍̇̄̃̇̐́̚̕͜͠͝͝͝͝ͅ ̶̨̧̡̛̛̛̳̝͎̫̙̘͉͈̹̮͇̖̗͕͚̪̬̭͓͓̹̗͇̜̦̤͚͚̦͓̗̻͇̞̘̼̞̦͊͛͛̿̓̑̇̊͗̒̉̀̓̉̓̅͊͌̍̂͗̀̈́͂̅̂͆́̍̾͋̄̒́͒̎̑̓͆͐̒͛̌̋̈̍̈̈́̍̆͌̌̈́̌͒̃̈́͊̒̐̽̈́́̕̕͘̕͜͝͠͠͠͝͝ͅc̶̡̨̧̧̢͕̟̲͙̙̠͉̣͇̤̥̺̰͙̤̱͕͖̳͖̼̝͇͉͔̺͙̱̱̬̰̮̘͔̳̬̻̥̠̼̪͚̺͕̭̹̱͙̦̻̈̊͒̈́̔͑̀̉̐̑̅̈̈̒̓͐̋͛̑͌͐̋̒̽̒̑͂̀͑̀̐̅̽̀͊́̾̊͋̍̌̍̕̚ͅͅh̵̢̢̨̨̡̧̡̛̛̛̯͍̻̱͉͎̹͚̗͎̥̹̳̗̥͓͇̯̳͖͚̯̭̦̹̝̬̱̣̖̲͙͈̲̝̥͙̱̠̥̗̭̭̭͍͔̯̬̹̤̞̜͕͍̠̭̭̼̖̳̠̠̲͖̻̞͐̿̀̒̌̈́̓̊̿̽͂̿͊̾̈́̏͘͜͜͜͝ͅͅơ̶̡̨̢̛̦̜̳̳̜̦͔̖͇͓̳̹̮̞͓͎͖͍̜̘̣̫͎̼͕̻͍̯̮̬͍͇̣͕͈̜̠̩͖̯̠̤͔̱̪̠̼̹̳̭͉̯̤̯͉̔̓͂̔̂̒̈̎̏̂̏́̑͐̄̀̈̍̄͆̔̎̌̐̏̃̇̌̈́̋̄̎̄̅̀̈̋̍̔͐̈́͒̈̍̉̋̆̓̿͑̇̏̅̏͘̕͘̚̚̚̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅc̵̢̧̧̢̨̡̢̢̛̛̬̜̟̞̞̰̠̹͚̭̝̝̺̻̘̞̖̹͙͖̠͕̱̣͇̲̘̟̹͇̝̙̰͈͖̻̘̫͍̙̦̭̭̐̄̽̑̂̽̓͐̿̋̊͑̀͆͐͑̊́̓̉̇́͌̍͌́́̾̓̌̈́̄̎̆́̈́̓̈̾̋̑͑̉͒̐̋̌̂̿̇̅̃͐̓̽̇̾͒̍̐̈́̀̅͂́̈́͛̓͂̅͒͘͘͜͜͠͝͠͝͝ǫ̷̡̼͖̰͇̱̜̰̲͓͇̭͚͈͔͚̳͕͕͖̉ļ̸̨̡̢̻̝̭̗̟͚̲̝͖̭̰̝̙͍̼̗̯̺̖̾̊́̑̈́̈́͐̒͝ͅͅả̸̦͇͕̯͇̦̠̩͍̠̰̒̓̌͋́̎̾̌̌̆͌̚̚͘͠͠͠ͅt̸̢̨̢̨̡̧̛̛͔͎͓̤̻̥̦̞̠̼̜͕̮̣͚̠̩̖͎̼̤̗̜̰̭̝̫̫̩̩̪̪̬͕̯͎̯̙́̀͛͛̃̿͑͒̌̅́́̊̆̇̓̈̐̔̀̃̈́̉̀͂̓̀̐̇̈́̈́̔̄̎͗͗̾͛͆͂͐̆̐̓̽̈́̽̓͆̈́͊̊̔̂̾̅̓͛͌͗̿͛̅͛̾̈̕̚͘͘̕͠͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅę̸̡̨̡̧̡̢̢̧̡̧̻̩͉͖̤̬̺͕̗̬͍̳̥̝̝̟̮͕̹͉̟̬̘̭̳̫̰͍̈͑̈́͛́̌̄̌̅̀͑̈́̊̚͜͜ͅ ̴̧̛̛̠̼̣̣̘̣̜̘̀̀́͊̈͐̆͆̋͒̓͋͛̑̓̃̄̇̅͋̓̋̎̌͛̔́̀͊̂̓̓̒̀̎̀́̎̈̿̎̈́͘̚͝͝͝c̴̢̢̢̛̗͎͖̼͔̪̮͓͇̟͉̲̲̫̘͎̤̹̖̲̲̭͎̫͚̩̪̘̱̓̅́̾̃̃̆͗͒̌̽̉͆͆̂̑͊̀͛̍͛̓̾̽̐́͑̇̔̃͗͗̅̊̈́͂̎͛́͂̈́̐͛̽̐̒̐̓̔͘̚͜͝͝͝h̷̻͚͍̬̻͇̰̘̬͖̫͍̬͚͊̌̐͒̏̊̀̿͗̑̿̍̕̕͝ͅi̴̧̨̧̢̡̨̛̠̲͈̫͇̝̟̣̙̣̻̮͇̝͇̼̩̲͔̬̺̬̱̹̤̤̗͍̝̖̟̮̼̻̦̦̖̙͙͚̩̤͍͈̖̱̻͔̱̟̻͚̖̭̣̞͙̹̣̞͔̦̩̻̖͙̖̩̙̗̓̈́͌͒̍͆͋̔̾͐̃̈́̇̊͊̍̾̽̊̈́̐̀̏̒̍̈́͊̑̒̈̄̀̈́̏̃͐̒̊̆̌̎́̚̚̚͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅp̵̢̨̢̨̟̤͎͉̞͎͖̟͚͍̪̟͍̪̦͓̝̞̮̺̼̺̘̟̳̫̱̣̞͕̣͔͓͕̣̜̙͉̖̭̯̗̭̣͚͓̟̞̙̏̐̈́̾̅̈́̐̚͜ͅͅͅͅ ̸̡̨̢̨̬̺̹̦͖̱̞͇̫̲͎̥̮̞̞̩̯͈̣̗̝̗̼͓̼͔̘̯͍͈͕̙̺̯̰̤̹͇̠̻̩͉̱̝̭̺͈͙̭̣̊̔̄̓̆̍̂͊̈̄͐͋̒̉̚ͅͅp̵̨̨̡̨̧̨̨̧̧̛̛̛̛͖̖̯̤͈̬̘͇͓͓̫̖̭̗̥̯̲͔̹̹͇̱̱̞͚̘͓̠̟̬̬̹͉͎̲͍͉̜̯̲̤̜͎̗͈̻̪͍̖̬̘̳̱͎̠͙͍̭̅̑̈͒́̎͗͆͂͒̿͋̈́̀̆̀̊̂̏͌͌̓͒͆̀̑̏̒̀͗̄̑̋̂̅̇̒̇̽̈̃̅́̐͋̇͌̈́̇̉̓̋̅̽̎́̇̽̀̈́̃̏̀́̑̃́̏͑͘͘̚͘̚̕͘͝͝͝͠͠͝͠ͅa̴̡̨̧̛̜͉̮̗͙̦͔̬̣͇̳͙̘̼̜̜̣̘͙̖͍̱͆̓͒͂̄͒̾͛̋̓͌̂̀̃̀̉͂͐̿̄̈́͆̽͛̃͂͌̾̔͑̾̍̈́̄͗͂̈̀̒̃͌̇̒͂͒͑̇̓̇̏̇̆͊̍̀̈́̌̑͂̐̊́̎̓͗̚̕̚̕͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅň̷̨̛̠̩̘͇̫̟͍̻̥̲͚̀̓́̀̃̀̈̄́̈́̌͋̑͊́̄̆̂̎͗̃̅̅̌͆͂̋͋̄̈́̓̆̆̏͗̔̓͗͘͘͘̕̕͝͝͝͝ͅͅc̴̡̡̧̡̛̺̲̟͎̤̻̰̱͔̹͉̦̫̗̲̞̩̤̘̻̻̱̬̯̳̳͍̆̓̍͐͋͋͌̈́͆̒̋̌̀͑͋͂̓̓̀̉̏͐̋̿̇̽̆͋̍͌͒́͌͊̒͗̽͛̔͒̚͘͜͠͠͠͝͝͝ͅķ̷̢̡̨̨̛͙̭̪̠̱̰̪̫͕̞̯̫͎͕̲̟̭͇̦̟͍̲̺͓̬̄́͑̎̽́̈́̈́̇̈́͒́͊̋̌̏͑̆̋̇̂̊͗̄̽͆͒́͌̎̊̾̂̎͋̔̉̋̉͐͒̋̀͑̋͛̈́̎͊̋͋̓͂̆̓̒́̏̀́̂͌̍͒̅̕͘̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͠͠͠͠͠á̴̧̧̡̢̢̧̨̡̧͓͔̘̥͚͈̲͔͚͇̙̦͈͈̮͇̫̖̺͚̮̪̪͍̜͕̻̜́̄̎̈́̾̃̓͑̈̐̍̉͒̓͂̀́̃̽̾̈́̊͑́̽̽̀͗̈́͒̀͐̐̾̆͂̈́̀̈͘͘̕̕̕͘͜͠͠͝ͅȩ̴̧̢̮͕͖͕̝̣̮̠̳̲̫͖̤͙͈̳͈̙̠̠͙͕̳̤̲̺͉͍͚̤̬̥̲̊̿̈́̓̒̒͋̓̊̅̄̿͛̿̂̊̔͊̂̚͘̚͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅs̸̢̧̢̡̛̛̰̰̜̟͖͍̬͓̫̞̭͔̦͚̜̺̗͓͙̖̫̫͍̻̤̬̮̖̲̰͚̪̝̻̦͚͓̲̣̬̘̺͓̝͈͓͈̝͕̯̩̣͈̬̰̭̐̍͊̈́̀́̍̀̃͑̽͋̏̽̈́͌̑́̈̄̈́̈́̍̎̿̃̑͑̔̀̂̇̈́͐́̈̿̋͊̎̈́̏͋̐͌̾̑̽̈́̇̇̾͆̽͑̎̈́͋̚͘͠͝͝͠͝͠͝ͅͅ

You should not be given access to substances. Any of them. Outside of water. You can have that.

But pancakes :(

all milk is breast milk

Almond. Soy.

Coconut.

correction, it's either breast milk or nut

Da coconut nut is not a nut

(gripping table hard enough it's splintering just so I don't sing the song) well it's breast-like and has nut in the name, so it's a toss up

How is it… breast-like?

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I’d believe you more if you had told me it migrated, but breast-like? What are you?

Ç̸̨̧̧̛̺̤̺̠̮̫͍͉̳̝͔͈͕̮̬̘̖͍͖͉̺͕̮͚͎̦̬̲̰̮͇̱̞͍͍̘̘̺̤͔͇̰̟͍͚̘͖̥̱̰͚̭͚̻̔̏̎͒̀̂͌̋͆͊̈́̈́̉̉́̇̎͂̀̐͑́̏̉͘͠ͅr̷̢̢̡̧̡̧̧̡̢̛̛͙͓̞̝̼̝̫̮͈͍̯̱͖̜̖̺̙͖̖͈̙͇̮̙̰͖̤̬͕͚̰̠̱̗̗̞̲͇̪̗̲̣̭̝͓͔̟͈̬̳͙̞̰̳̰̲̩̠͍̥̪̝̦̳̱͇̲̺̲̲̀̅́̀̈̃̏̂͌̀̆͐͛̊̃̎͂̆̾͊̅̍̿́̓̅͊̃́̈́̃͗̄̿̋͘̚̕͜͠͠ͅͅä̴̡̢̧̛̛̛͔̻̯̗͉̜͇̳̹̪͍̫̖̙̟̠̞̩̝͈͓̺̥͉͙̰͈̤̜͔͔͓̯̮͉̪̠̳̾̈́͋͐͋̐̂̔̂͗̑͐̉̿͐̔̀͋̂̀̇̓́̉̀̇̃̄̉̉͂̂̈̔̌̇̏̋̃͋̌̿̈̋̈́̄̿͂͐́̅̊̾͑͊̔̽͆̕̚͘̕̚̕̚̕͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͠͠ḉ̴̧̢̦͔̩̩̯͈̟̺̠̲̟͈̠̣̦̻͙̙̠̱͈̲̰͕̭͊̅̿͐̏́̂̎̅̄͒́̽̉̌̇̍̆͂̈́͛́̂̉̈́̕͘̚͘ͅķ̵̢̢̢̳̜͎̙̬̜͔͍͔̪͙̯̙͖̻̜̯̺̹̣͉͎̗̝̘̣̙̝̬̯̫̖͈̗̮̻̲̫̣̞͕̣̼͕̺̤̗͍͔͍̳̪̠͖͙͕͔͇̼̻̬̤̃̍̅̌̈̀͛̍̉͐͒̀̀̈̈́̉̂͒͘͠͝͠͝ȩ̷̢̡̢̢̢̡̙̟͍̺̮̪͚̱̫̰̩̪̘̖͖̠̯̟̗̖̱͎̞̲͉͚̦̮̫̖̜̯̙̮̳͇̮̦̯̩̙͎̣̪̙͕͚̼͈͈̹̳̼̺͓͔̜̫̰̬̞̓̆̇̏̉̋͜ͅͅͅͅd̶̢̢̧̧̡̡͙͎̪̯̥͖̲͍̰͉̹̱͉̩̞̖̦̻̳̝̮̫̯̻͈̯̲͓̥̭͓̲̦̻̪̘̺̠̦͚̤͖͇̗̟̼͓̭͍̰͍̦̜͍̳̈́͌̉̋̒̏̊͗͌̍̎̀́́̆͊̄̌̓͗̿̈́̎̉͗̈́̓͂̂̃̃͌͛̅͂͌̀̏͋͋̔̈́̀̃̔̇̾͘̕͜͝͝͝͠͝ ̶̨̨̧̨̢̛̗̭̮̻͔̟͕̣͉̬͙̹̰̦̟̬͈͈̟̯͕̝͔̮̤̹̦͚̟̻̗̯̙̫̳̲̟͕͆̀̀͒͌̅̈́͊͐̈̆̾̓̀͐̎͒͐̏̓̆̕̚̕ͅͅo̷̡̨̢̡̱̼͕̤̙͙̞̠̙͓̭͉̟̯̤̼̠͈̗̺̗͉̖̯̣͕͙̪͙̗̭̟͕͕̠̭̩̟͙̻͖̤̝̭̊̀̇̂̐͆̇͛͗̃̀̎̆̕ͅͅư̵̢̛̛͈͈̣̞̼̹̹͈̯̯̪͔̟̞̹̬͈͖̂̈̇̌̂̍̋̑̅́͆̒͛̑͗̈́̿͂̏̽̄̍̄́̎͂̐͆̾͂̑̋̎̀̊͌̍͛̽̍̍͊̍͆́̈̏͆͂͌̆́̑̌̓̿̒̈́͆̓̊̏̔͗̈́̈́̈́͘̕̚̕͘̚̕͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͠ţ̸̧̢̛͔̻̘̣̩͈̹̗̰̬̗̟̫̹̹̩̬̥̭̼̪̰̖̲̞̠̤͈͓̩͎͔̞̾̃͌͌̃͛̏̅̈́́̒̋̍̏̈́̑̅̂͋̀̎͗̂͐͐̌̾̐͋̆̄͆̒̈́͂̔̃̀͘̚̕͜͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝ ̸̛̫͚̼̩͚̹̪̜͚̫͖͙̯̙̪͐̓́̎̾̍͗̀͐͌̽́͒̍̊̅͊̀̇̈́̇͗̅̈́̐̃̽̓͘͝͠ͅo̶̡̡̡̧̺̦̗̙̯͕̼̟͔̹̻̝̺͖͈̣̝̙̻̟͍͙͚̫̜͇̦͎̗̘̞̤̲̱̙̣̼͙̜͖͍̱̲̍̊͛̾̋̓̄̄̐̿̿͊̔̅̅̀͗͗͂͛̓̀̑͂̑̈́͆̓͑̒͐͊̊͘͝͝ͅͅn̴̢̡̢͎̫̻̫̥͍̦̳̉̿̅̓́̿͊̆̊͑́̊́̇̍̆̓̿̇̄̉́͌̈́̀̈̃͂̈́̅̕̚̚͠͝ ̴̧̡̛̣̪̘͇̦͓̯̱͍͈̞̰̱̜̺̦̝͚̤͖͈̜̦̠̟̼͈̈́̇̎̏͌̈͗̌͌͂̂͗̊͆́́̑̊̑͘͝m̸͙̮̳̲͈͓̝̞̱̥͓̘̟͕͇͐̀͑̋̈͆̀͐̑́̑̈́̏́̿̒̓̉̒̐̄́͆̉̎̋̓̈́̍͂̓͊̔̄̉͒̑̈́͛͂̿͊̑̏͛͐̃̒͋͗̉̃̄͗͊̇̽͂̀̒̋́̓͆̓͘̕̚͘̕͘̚̕̕͘͠͝͝i̷̡̨͖̞̮͙̱̭̯̮̣̺̦̝̯̗̞͔̞̰̤̜̩͍͔͇̙͂̊̓̓͋̈́̈̀̊̀͗͛̏̿̽̔̌̋̇̽̿̅̅̊͜͜͠͠n̷̢̢̧̧͕͙̥͚̩̩͎͖͖̯͓̱̙͖̟͙̝͎̬̰̼͚̹̯̩̣̫͖̝̺̙̿͐̃̉̋̈́̓͒͌̌͗͐̔̆̃́͛͂͆̊̍͗̐̊͐͌̏̓̓͊̿̓͒̋͒̈́̃̓̿̊͑͑̈̉̎̀̕͘̕̚̕͜͝͝͠į̶̡͔̯͔̭̜̙̭͇̫̲̬̹̬̭̮͚͔̼̄͊̐̾̍̇̄̃̇̐́̚̕͜͠͝͝͝͝ͅ ̶̨̧̡̛̛̛̳̝͎̫̙̘͉͈̹̮͇̖̗͕͚̪̬̭͓͓̹̗͇̜̦̤͚͚̦͓̗̻͇̞̘̼̞̦͊͛͛̿̓̑̇̊͗̒̉̀̓̉̓̅͊͌̍̂͗̀̈́͂̅̂͆́̍̾͋̄̒́͒̎̑̓͆͐̒͛̌̋̈̍̈̈́̍̆͌̌̈́̌͒̃̈́͊̒̐̽̈́́̕̕͘̕͜͝͠͠͠͝͝ͅc̶̡̨̧̧̢͕̟̲͙̙̠͉̣͇̤̥̺̰͙̤̱͕͖̳͖̼̝͇͉͔̺͙̱̱̬̰̮̘͔̳̬̻̥̠̼̪͚̺͕̭̹̱͙̦̻̈̊͒̈́̔͑̀̉̐̑̅̈̈̒̓͐̋͛̑͌͐̋̒̽̒̑͂̀͑̀̐̅̽̀͊́̾̊͋̍̌̍̕̚ͅͅh̵̢̢̨̨̡̧̡̛̛̛̯͍̻̱͉͎̹͚̗͎̥̹̳̗̥͓͇̯̳͖͚̯̭̦̹̝̬̱̣̖̲͙͈̲̝̥͙̱̠̥̗̭̭̭͍͔̯̬̹̤̞̜͕͍̠̭̭̼̖̳̠̠̲͖̻̞͐̿̀̒̌̈́̓̊̿̽͂̿͊̾̈́̏͘͜͜͜͝ͅͅơ̶̡̨̢̛̦̜̳̳̜̦͔̖͇͓̳̹̮̞͓͎͖͍̜̘̣̫͎̼͕̻͍̯̮̬͍͇̣͕͈̜̠̩͖̯̠̤͔̱̪̠̼̹̳̭͉̯̤̯͉̔̓͂̔̂̒̈̎̏̂̏́̑͐̄̀̈̍̄͆̔̎̌̐̏̃̇̌̈́̋̄̎̄̅̀̈̋̍̔͐̈́͒̈̍̉̋̆̓̿͑̇̏̅̏͘̕͘̚̚̚̕͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅc̵̢̧̧̢̨̡̢̢̛̛̬̜̟̞̞̰̠̹͚̭̝̝̺̻̘̞̖̹͙͖̠͕̱̣͇̲̘̟̹͇̝̙̰͈͖̻̘̫͍̙̦̭̭̐̄̽̑̂̽̓͐̿̋̊͑̀͆͐͑̊́̓̉̇́͌̍͌́́̾̓̌̈́̄̎̆́̈́̓̈̾̋̑͑̉͒̐̋̌̂̿̇̅̃͐̓̽̇̾͒̍̐̈́̀̅͂́̈́͛̓͂̅͒͘͘͜͜͠͝͠͝͝ǫ̷̡̼͖̰͇̱̜̰̲͓͇̭͚͈͔͚̳͕͕͖̉ļ̸̨̡̢̻̝̭̗̟͚̲̝͖̭̰̝̙͍̼̗̯̺̖̾̊́̑̈́̈́͐̒͝ͅͅả̸̦͇͕̯͇̦̠̩͍̠̰̒̓̌͋́̎̾̌̌̆͌̚̚͘͠͠͠ͅt̸̢̨̢̨̡̧̛̛͔͎͓̤̻̥̦̞̠̼̜͕̮̣͚̠̩̖͎̼̤̗̜̰̭̝̫̫̩̩̪̪̬͕̯͎̯̙́̀͛͛̃̿͑͒̌̅́́̊̆̇̓̈̐̔̀̃̈́̉̀͂̓̀̐̇̈́̈́̔̄̎͗͗̾͛͆͂͐̆̐̓̽̈́̽̓͆̈́͊̊̔̂̾̅̓͛͌͗̿͛̅͛̾̈̕̚͘͘̕͠͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅę̸̡̨̡̧̡̢̢̧̡̧̻̩͉͖̤̬̺͕̗̬͍̳̥̝̝̟̮͕̹͉̟̬̘̭̳̫̰͍̈͑̈́͛́̌̄̌̅̀͑̈́̊̚͜͜ͅ ̴̧̛̛̠̼̣̣̘̣̜̘̀̀́͊̈͐̆͆̋͒̓͋͛̑̓̃̄̇̅͋̓̋̎̌͛̔́̀͊̂̓̓̒̀̎̀́̎̈̿̎̈́͘̚͝͝͝c̴̢̢̢̛̗͎͖̼͔̪̮͓͇̟͉̲̲̫̘͎̤̹̖̲̲̭͎̫͚̩̪̘̱̓̅́̾̃̃̆͗͒̌̽̉͆͆̂̑͊̀͛̍͛̓̾̽̐́͑̇̔̃͗͗̅̊̈́͂̎͛́͂̈́̐͛̽̐̒̐̓̔͘̚͜͝͝͝h̷̻͚͍̬̻͇̰̘̬͖̫͍̬͚͊̌̐͒̏̊̀̿͗̑̿̍̕̕͝ͅi̴̧̨̧̢̡̨̛̠̲͈̫͇̝̟̣̙̣̻̮͇̝͇̼̩̲͔̬̺̬̱̹̤̤̗͍̝̖̟̮̼̻̦̦̖̙͙͚̩̤͍͈̖̱̻͔̱̟̻͚̖̭̣̞͙̹̣̞͔̦̩̻̖͙̖̩̙̗̓̈́͌͒̍͆͋̔̾͐̃̈́̇̊͊̍̾̽̊̈́̐̀̏̒̍̈́͊̑̒̈̄̀̈́̏̃͐̒̊̆̌̎́̚̚̚͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅp̵̢̨̢̨̟̤͎͉̞͎͖̟͚͍̪̟͍̪̦͓̝̞̮̺̼̺̘̟̳̫̱̣̞͕̣͔͓͕̣̜̙͉̖̭̯̗̭̣͚͓̟̞̙̏̐̈́̾̅̈́̐̚͜ͅͅͅͅ ̸̡̨̢̨̬̺̹̦͖̱̞͇̫̲͎̥̮̞̞̩̯͈̣̗̝̗̼͓̼͔̘̯͍͈͕̙̺̯̰̤̹͇̠̻̩͉̱̝̭̺͈͙̭̣̊̔̄̓̆̍̂͊̈̄͐͋̒̉̚ͅͅp̵̨̨̡̨̧̨̨̧̧̛̛̛̛͖̖̯̤͈̬̘͇͓͓̫̖̭̗̥̯̲͔̹̹͇̱̱̞͚̘͓̠̟̬̬̹͉͎̲͍͉̜̯̲̤̜͎̗͈̻̪͍̖̬̘̳̱͎̠͙͍̭̅̑̈͒́̎͗͆͂͒̿͋̈́̀̆̀̊̂̏͌͌̓͒͆̀̑̏̒̀͗̄̑̋̂̅̇̒̇̽̈̃̅́̐͋̇͌̈́̇̉̓̋̅̽̎́̇̽̀̈́̃̏̀́̑̃́̏͑͘͘̚͘̚̕͘͝͝͝͠͠͝͠ͅa̴̡̨̧̛̜͉̮̗͙̦͔̬̣͇̳͙̘̼̜̜̣̘͙̖͍̱͆̓͒͂̄͒̾͛̋̓͌̂̀̃̀̉͂͐̿̄̈́͆̽͛̃͂͌̾̔͑̾̍̈́̄͗͂̈̀̒̃͌̇̒͂͒͑̇̓̇̏̇̆͊̍̀̈́̌̑͂̐̊́̎̓͗̚̕̚̕͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝ͅň̷̨̛̠̩̘͇̫̟͍̻̥̲͚̀̓́̀̃̀̈̄́̈́̌͋̑͊́̄̆̂̎͗̃̅̅̌͆͂̋͋̄̈́̓̆̆̏͗̔̓͗͘͘͘̕̕͝͝͝͝ͅͅc̴̡̡̧̡̛̺̲̟͎̤̻̰̱͔̹͉̦̫̗̲̞̩̤̘̻̻̱̬̯̳̳͍̆̓̍͐͋͋͌̈́͆̒̋̌̀͑͋͂̓̓̀̉̏͐̋̿̇̽̆͋̍͌͒́͌͊̒͗̽͛̔͒̚͘͜͠͠͠͝͝͝ͅķ̷̢̡̨̨̛͙̭̪̠̱̰̪̫͕̞̯̫͎͕̲̟̭͇̦̟͍̲̺͓̬̄́͑̎̽́̈́̈́̇̈́͒́͊̋̌̏͑̆̋̇̂̊͗̄̽͆͒́͌̎̊̾̂̎͋̔̉̋̉͐͒̋̀͑̋͛̈́̎͊̋͋̓͂̆̓̒́̏̀́̂͌̍͒̅̕͘̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͠͠͠͠͠á̴̧̧̡̢̢̧̨̡̧͓͔̘̥͚͈̲͔͚͇̙̦͈͈̮͇̫̖̺͚̮̪̪͍̜͕̻̜́̄̎̈́̾̃̓͑̈̐̍̉͒̓͂̀́̃̽̾̈́̊͑́̽̽̀͗̈́͒̀͐̐̾̆͂̈́̀̈͘͘̕̕̕͘͜͠͠͝ͅȩ̴̧̢̮͕͖͕̝̣̮̠̳̲̫͖̤͙͈̳͈̙̠̠͙͕̳̤̲̺͉͍͚̤̬̥̲̊̿̈́̓̒̒͋̓̊̅̄̿͛̿̂̊̔͊̂̚͘̚͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅs̸̢̧̢̡̛̛̰̰̜̟͖͍̬͓̫̞̭͔̦͚̜̺̗͓͙̖̫̫͍̻̤̬̮̖̲̰͚̪̝̻̦͚͓̲̣̬̘̺͓̝͈͓͈̝͕̯̩̣͈̬̰̭̐̍͊̈́̀́̍̀̃͑̽͋̏̽̈́͌̑́̈̄̈́̈́̍̎̿̃̑͑̔̀̂̇̈́͐́̈̿̋͊̎̈́̏͋̐͌̾̑̽̈́̇̇̾͆̽͑̎̈́͋̚͘͠͝͝͠͝͠͝ͅͅ

all milk is breast milk

Almond. Soy.

Coconut.

correction, it's either breast milk or nut

Da coconut nut is not a nut

(gripping table hard enough it's splintering just so I don't sing the song) well it's breast-like and has nut in the name, so it's a toss up

How is it… breast-like?

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Hairy with a point

all milk is breast milk

Almond. Soy.

Coconut.

correction, it's either breast milk or nut

Da coconut nut is not a nut

(gripping table hard enough it's splintering just so I don't sing the song) well it's breast-like and has nut in the name, so it's a toss up

How is it… breast-like?

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all milk is breast milk

Almond. Soy.

Coconut.

correction, it's either breast milk or nut

Da coconut nut is not a nut

(gripping table hard enough it's splintering just so I don't sing the song) well it's breast-like and has nut in the name, so it's a toss up

all milk is breast milk

Almond. Soy.

Coconut.

netcrew-deactivated20241224

correction, it's either breast milk or nut

reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

laerugo

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

@real-british-empire is this already an artifact?

real-british-empire

Already got it I think!

#i found it #artifact #old

lacetulle

Luisa Beccaria | Spring/Summer 2025

the dog is the focus of the photo idc what anyone says

i-am-a-fish

Extremely quick rant about how cute you are:

you are so cute.

TL;DR

you're cute.

TL;DR

ur cute

originalgoodname

Too long didn't read

i-am-a-fish

you

#you #ghost rider #johnny blaze #marvel

heartseeker

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

heartseeker

polite bubby.png

haveyouseenthismovie-poll

it is not, in fact, polite bubby.png. sadly.

Have you seen The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie

Voting ended onNov 19, 2024

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More bistro huddy art 💯💯

love how ruby is hot and tim looks like a white man tinder profile. 10/10, totally realistic. Pinpointed.

ao3-shenanigans

trick or treat!

Does anyone else know of these strawberry candies? My old teacher in the third grade used to keep a stash and we could never find where to buy them after she was fired

Take a handful! They’re quite good!

they're called strawberry bonbons and they are my childhood

thegoodviolinist

To this day, my favorite Gus nickname is:

Shawn: "... this is my partner, Sh'Dynasty. It is spelled S H comma to the top Dynasty."

Guy I can't remember the name of: "Comma to the top??"

Gus: "That's God's comma✌️."

It literally never gets old

real

staff

Tumblr Tuesday (On Monday): BOOps—A Retrospective

BOOps! You love 'em. Halloween brought you some spooky cat paws, and you all had a great time chasing those most ephemeral of joys. With the spooky BOOp-a-thon now relegated to recent memory, here's a retrospective of some of the fanart you made along the way. A soft boop to you all, and may we all blog to boop again.

@iotaknow:

@vicrosearts:

@okcassin:

@rito-otir:

@needlepine:

@void-ink-studios:

@tenspontaneite:

@lexosaurus:

@pommigranite:

@humming-fly:

@codacontainmentbreach:

@allhailleila:

@astronautrobot:

@possumtion:

@micorriko:

@crazycatbunker:

@misspelled-magic:

@karkod:

@canvyy:

@soulswordlesbian:

@art-emis99:

@vulchak:

@blanq:

@drempen:

@krowfaced:

@violencerarelyknocks:

@snakesinsocks2005:

@foldmorepaper:

@serenity-black: