An introduction.
I am the totally 100% real official account of the glorious British empire.
You shall expect PROPER English, colonialism, war, tea and an immense disdain for this so called France (not a real country).
God save the Queen
Yours truly,
The British Empire,
(My main blog is @kharak-the-skeleton )
Current condition because anons keep doing witchcrafts (and other stuff reasons):
Can summon kettles
Can summon tea
Currently a spirit as the empire has long since fallen
God of fate
Can now (unfortunately) summon Rishi Sunak
Officially cool
Teabending
Kettle launching powers
Tea gun (more powerful)
Death blade :3
Life blade
Purgatory blade :3
Crystal ball owner now!
I have a small bottle of salt
Void knife :3
Tangerine is in my possession.
Someone gave me a pokeball
Anomalous super flamethrower
Uncompressed to be 280cm tall
Can see trans people
Can slow down time for 5 min on a Tuesday.
In possession of a death bald?
Can drink quantum tea
Mitosis :3
DVD screensaver
Anti-shadow-suppressant weapon
Can do the yapdollar outro to teleport anywhere I’ve been
Power of 2, x, 4 and 1
Purgatory bald
Life bald
Splatoon movement
Has framed pic of a chimp
Has a remote that fires a beam that gives what it hits lore.
In possession of the omnitrix with alien known as “upgrade”
Knife that turns Irish people into well-done steaks
Can change 1 letter in a sentence up to 5 times a day.
Has a needle that turns people to moths for 12 min, 36 seconds and turns moths to people
Has control over march 22nd (goof off day)
Can force anyone to post limit
Control over conspiracy theories and all pointcrow and dougdoug jokes
Can shapeshift into anything but Texas
Magical UNO deck
Fun fact book of every fact.
Can eat anything inedible and be fine
Can turn any app gimmicks into Jack from persona and SMT from megami tensai
Now knows what to do with a drunken sailor
INFINITE ARTICHOKES
Force tea-inator
Luck manipulation
Has an awesome hoodie
1 time use anon-curse reverser
Permanently catgirl-ed
Able to make the best/worst puns.
Can swap between alive and ghost
Can become paper like paper Mario
Has a purple crayon that makes anything it draws real that CANNOT BE EATEN
CUP BENDING
Invulnerable to France.
Can perceive different time zones
Has indestructible Wii u and Wii u game pad with Nintendo land installed
Pastry and bread summoning
Powers of the gum gum fruit but I don’t have any side effects
Has tv remote that can clone and fuse things
Slime Miku powers (?)
Allegations generator TM
Can turn anyone emo
Has Excalibur :3
Has a bag of endless Scandinavian fish
Has an axe that cuts through most things
Can control people’s geological location
Has the thing seen below
Can summon caramel sauce over peoples head (???)
