Zeus: *is flirting*
Hera: *creeps up behind him* Zeus!!!
Zeus: Gods Damnit Hera can't you see I was trying to convince her to sleep with me! Do you know how hard it is for a god like me to convince a woman to let me sex with her!?
Hera: well... *flips her hair back* you convinced me.
Zeus:and...
Hera: ...and now Unfortunaly
For me I married a bastard.


















