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bennett: i think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

aether: you're like 15 years old

bennett: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Vision: their he is, my tiny horse

Bruce: what?

Vision: he’s extra tiny today yeah, but their taking him away from me

Wanda: TInY HoRSe

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Bucky: he treats our life like a talk show

Bucky’s therapist: is that true

Sam: (winks at a camera) we’ll find out after this break

Bucky: see!

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Zeus: *is flirting*

Hera: *creeps up behind him* Zeus!!!

Zeus: Gods Damnit Hera can't you see I was trying to convince her to sleep with me! Do you know how hard it is for a god like me to convince a woman to let me sex with her!?

Hera: well... *flips her hair back* you convinced me.

Zeus:and...

Hera: ...and now Unfortunaly

For me I married a bastard.

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