everyday im being studied. wheres the wedge of cheese you promised
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everyday im being studied. wheres the wedge of cheese you promised
Losers try to tell me I emit "nuclear radiation", like thats my vibe idiot
ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species
sorry i bit you do you still want your receipt
Just learned what the internet is and now I know swear words.
Idk what mad scientist needs to hear this today but your googles and lab coat are incredibly flattering and all your expirments will blow away the scientific community who called you a fool
The idea that hive minds in sci-fi have queens or some other central apparatus like a mother ship makes no sense at all. That completely defeats the purpose of a hive mind, which is decentralization.ย
It speaks to kind of society we live in where itโs generally assumed that unity is achieved through domination only.ย
The way we talk about bees and ants suffers from this too. The queen in an ant colony or beehive plays an important role but doesnโt do Any actual leadership. All the coordination bees and ants do is completely decentralized. Iโve always thought it was funny how much people project our society onto nature.
Losers try to tell me I emit "nuclear radiation", like thats my vibe idiot
EUREKA I MISSED YOU!!!
โItโs nice to finally see you again!โ
no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you
Then whyโs he up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.
well IM getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so he can keep an eye on me. What about that?
Please, he hasnโt even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday he told me that my blood diagnostics were, โabnormalโ and โpotentially hazardousโ. How could you possibly compete with that?
*telekinesis throws a soda can at your head*ย
How dare you!!! Evil Scientist!!! Evil Scientist theyโre resorting to violence!!! I do not feel very enriched right now!!! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!!!
this is exactly the behavior iโm talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities, I am a model experiment
*sounds of an evil scientist hurriedly scribbling down notes*
scientists will get a chance to commit acts of hubris and be like sorry i have to take this
Humans be like
โYou are a gift bestowed upon our kind by this living Earth. You are a saint and a deity. Weโre going to put you in a cave and never speak a single word to you ever again, good luck.โ
And thatโs just theย โgoodโ ones.
Humans will literally see a child of the land and goย โletโs give it a gun, whatโs the worst that could happen?โ
If I could, I would gather all the stars and give them to you.
If you got into a fight with your muse, who would win?