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[boimgfrog]

if ur under 17 pls block my #nsfwish tag!! if ur uncomfortable with heavy n/s/f/w please block my #very nsfwish tag <3

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art blog (comms open) @jaydoesartiguess

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[id: various photos of op's cat, misti. she is a fluffy, grey and white cat.]

^ misti gallery.

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[boimgfrog]

Does anyone have the markiplier in a cage edit that was on tumblr a while ago looks like this

[boimgfrog]

our cats have randomly started talking a lottt more and it is confusing me so hard. snowball used to mimic human syllables rly well and then once we got smudge she stopped talking like humans and started talking in cat language with him, but then in like the past week theyve both started talking a lot more and using pretty obvious attempts at mimicking human speech??? is it just bcos smudge is older now and learned more?? but also our elderly cat who lives in an entirely separate room who only sees smudge in like 5 minute bursts that are completely silent has ALSO started to talk a lot more and in different ways and she's like?? 14?? so??? guys watch out there's fucking air that makes your cats talk going around i guess

[boimgfrog]

bf and i generally agree that ppl aren't rly ugly and it really comes down to confidence and style and if they're a kind person that makes ppl attractive or not, but i did show him a picture of Klay Thompson in his little golf outfit and we did share a look. a look was shared. noises were made.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

This post is getting notes again so I see we’re all handling the cost of living crisis well 🙃

[boimgfrog]

I think the best thing i did 4 my bf was destigmatizing medication for him. He has seen me without my adhd meds. He has seen me without my depression meds. He gets it now. He understands.

[astronomical-bagel]

god it’s so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of ‘romantic’ and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like don’t you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?

[astronomical-bagel]

NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!

[astronomical-bagel]

[lighthouse-wizard]

"I would do anything for you; I would cross worlds for you; I would kill for you; I would die for you" etc in fictional romance= tired and expected

from a boss to their employee= what the fuck is happening there

[laughconfetti]

no context needed

[boimgfrog]

Was informed by my bf that his cat only starts chewing on plastic when I come home and she doesn't really mess with it when I'm not there. And now im wondering, is it because im the only one who fusses at her for it? Does she want my attention for eating plastic? She'll intentionally chew holes to stick her head through and wear the bags as capes, and I always take them from her and pick her up and bounce her in my arms as "punishment", has she secretly been loving this?? Have I pavloved this cat into doing the thing i hate the most ONLY when I'm around???

[uultrakunst]

FUCK YOU KLAY THOMPSON

[thebumblebeesworld]

what’s with these niggas and cheating on megan man?? send her a woman PRONTO

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Ay fuck Klay Thompson. I'd treat you right Megan

[userfish]

Megan should be allowed to kill one man a day at this point

[boimgfrog]

Megan act iii is coming out this year we are getting the lovergirl album of the DECADE

[boimgfrog]

Oh girl never mind....air his shit out

[boimgfrog]

Genuinely feels like im going crazy in this world with how rampant and unapologetic misogyny is and how it literally colors every aspect of our daily lives but haha if you're good in the blue store he'll get you something in the pink store!! Haha really?? Omg haha omg hahahahahah hahahahahahahhaa hahahahahshahhahahaha ahahhabahVahhahahahahahsgshahzgahahHHzhbababhahahahahhaabhahahahahh