posting my silly little interests

I mostly post about None Shall Sleep (Ellie Marney), NBC Hannibal, and Silence of The Lambs. My AO3 has the same username! Please ask me about my fics! I love to talk about them!

[pasturelamb]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: None Shall Sleep - Ellie Marney Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Emma Lewis/Kristin Gutmunsson (None Shall Sleep) Characters: Emma Lewis (None Shall Sleep), Kristin Gutmunsson (None Shall Sleep) Additional Tags: Flirting, Drunken Flirting, Talking About Feelings, talking about sex, emma has questions about lesbian sex and kristin is more than qualified to answer, no actual sex occurs in this fic Summary:

During an evening of drinking, Emma and Kristin talk about relationships. Kristin reveals some of her past relationships have been with other women.

Emma has questions, and Kristin is more than happy to answer.

[stephexmachina]

worst mistake u can make w your male oc is giving him a sister that's cooler than him..... like sorry idw hear abt him anymore can he move tf out of the way

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[innerchildabortionclinic]

hope he's not using me for my small boobs and depressed personality

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[acerbaa]

i miss victor vale

[rocktheholygrail]

[chanth-thara]

okay, i’m curious. let’s play a game. reblog this post and put in the tags the name of a fictional Indigenous character.

No headcanons, no ‘coding’, only CANONICALLY Indigenous characters. You have unlimited time. Go.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

this energetic and diabolical boy was rescued from a goon hoarding situation… he loves pulling levers, gloating, and turning cranks with great abandon. prefers to be the only goon. needs an active lair with plenty of enrichment.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

now this fella comes with some baggage. his previous villain was going to have put down when he refused to perform unsedated human vivisection as a form of torture. one of our agents intercepted the execution and brought him to the goon shelter. would thrive in an environment of G or PG-rated villainry.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

on the other hand, if you’re looking for something a little more… advanced… then this fine lady over here would make a great challenge for an experienced villain able to set firm boundaries. she will NOT be released to first-time villains; proof of prior henchpeople must be demonstrated before adoption approval. high prey drive. under no circumstances should she be left alone with children or small animals. must sign waiver releasing the goon shelter from responsibility if her behavior is deemed excessively depraved.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

These two are pair-bonded and may only be adopted together. Up for anything, they are fiercely loyal to their employer provided their needs are met and they are permitted to hold hands. They look alarmingly similar to one another but it is undeterminable whether they are close blood relatives or lovers who choose to dress and style themselves in identical ways. Habit of finishing each other’s sentences with rhyming couplets; we have not attempted to train this out of them. Will answer to whatever names or titles you give them so long as they are complimentary and/or rhyme.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Will you help this goon find his forevil lair? He’s been returned to the goon shelter six times now but we refuse to give up on him. A vile little rat of a man, he’d be the perfect accomplice to someone willing to overlook his unfortunate heterosexuality. If gay-coding is not your style and you don’t expect it from a henchman, please consider giving this little guy a good home in your dastardly schemes.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

This guy is not your typical goon. He was rescued from a high-kill shelter after being deemed unfit for henching. His deep baritone voice, his darkly handsome good looks, and his flair for the dramatic have made prospective employers pass over him time and time again, making him the longest resident of the goon shelter. But don’t judge a book by its cover—while his appearance and demeanor suggest “villain”, his real passion is taking orders and faithfully serving a master. If you’re secure in your villainry and not prone to jealousy, he may just be what it takes to turn your base into a lair.

[hiddenvioletsgrow]

edmond dantes trying to avoid mercedes for like half of the book

[gorsho444]

On the line

[urie]

did you receive abstinence only education in school? (and please say where your school is located in the tags)

yes

no

Voting ended onJun 20

[couldtransitionsaveher]

Testing something: who are your favorite canon trans women in fiction?

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[bgm05]

ideas for discourse i came up with

having OCs is bourgeois

people who write erotica should be considered sex workers

only americans believe in aliens

it's misogynist to draw touhou characters with big boobs

the "godzilla" franchise is harmful because it teaches children that they should be afraid of lizards and other animals

feel free to argue about any of these, credit not needed but appreciated

[cameleonvermillon]

sometimes your favorite fanfic isn't a fanfic at all but the insane DM's between you and your equally freaky mutual