Something finds me…with a complaint.
The Shifting Mound as the manager of McDonald’s Tabby’s. I’ll make a real pinned later but uh yeah ask box open nothing nsfw my main is @thelocalcoyote look both ways while crossing the road I love you bye

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@stp-the-shifting-manager
Something finds me…with a complaint.
The Shifting Mound as the manager of McDonald’s Tabby’s. I’ll make a real pinned later but uh yeah ask box open nothing nsfw my main is @thelocalcoyote look both ways while crossing the road I love you bye
How peculiar. I have records of many of my employees arriving for their shifts, yet I cannot see them anywhere on the security cameras.
*There was a loud bang on the door. The knock was so hard it almost seem like they were trying to break down the door*
@stp-thevoices
*She doesn’t react to it beyond an amused smile.*
Come innn
*He slams open the door going over to her desk he hasn't realized who the manager was, and frankly still doesn't know who this is but she seem powerful. Maybe he should fight her anyway to blow off some steam.*
Where is Adversary?
I keep coming back to this stupid place, and she's never here!
Bold Heart? She is not scheduled for today. Perhaps come again another time.
*She turns dismissively back to Her email.*
*His posture hunches the corners of his grimace twitching*
When will she be back?!
*He's very much considering the murder thing again.*
I cannot disclose that information to non-employees. You must ask her yourself if you wish to know.
*She didn’t even look away from Her monitor.*
*He feels a certain rage boil inside of him. He doesn't believe it for a second. Who did she think she was not even paying attention to him let alone tell him to do that despite being the whole reason he's here*
So that's how it is. Fine.
*He stab is right through her monitor, he throws it to the side using his blade*
Why don't we make this visit worth my time?
*Without much warning he already tries to stab her*
*She leans back from Her monitor as he stabs it, not even blinking as it is destroyed. Her expression remains peaceful.*
*Suddenly, several hands from just out of sight seize him with an ironclad grip.*
Do you truly dare to test me? I am a busy goddess. You are an insignificant and fleeting fragment, no matter how small and cute you may be.
*Her hold tightens to a bone-crushing force.*
* he quickly starts struggling from the hands trying to do anything he could maybe do stabbing, biting, scratching, kicking.*
If I'm so insignificant why are you being such a coward?!
*He struggles more not seeming deterred at all by the bone crushing force*
*Amusement shines in her multitude of eyes like a galaxy of stars.*
Cowardice is a relative. Is it cowardice to crush a mosquito because I am simply many times its size?
*She squeezes him, the action followed by a tell-tail crunch in his ribs.*
Drop the knife.
*He still struggles seeming less focus on the hands and more of getting to her. Nothing else matters right now except having her head rolling.*
Go to hell!
*He tries to grab onto any object to pull himself towards her against the arms*
It doesn't matter if you're an actual god or not at your core you're just another princess! Which means you can bleed and die!
*Her eye twitches.*
Ok, this was adorable at first but now I am just pissed. You have been banned from the establishment until further notice. Good riddance.
*With that, the hands envelope him. The sound of a horrible, crunch explains his fate.
Click. Clapclapclapclapclap.
Excellent demonstration, Us, surely this will be excellent promotional material.
(Also, apologies, Coyote. I believed this would be ‘funny’.)
*She smiles (almost) warmly at Her other half*
Why thank you, alternative and less powerful extension of myself. I believe it was quite good.
*Without so much as turning around, a hand from Her multitudes grabs Stubborn at the place where his neck meets his head and breaks it with a swift shake.*
(@stp-thevoices)
The camera did not stop recording, I missed the button.
I may offer him the location of the Bold Heart, if you so wish. This one...
...
You are aware of his tendencies. Continuing to humor him will only feed this ouroboros forevermore, likely.
Very well. If there truly is no other way to resolve this situation, then that will do. I have much work to do, anyways.
*But this time, She somehow manages to sidestep Her multitudes, dodging his blow and sending him right into the other’s thicket of hands.*
Please take him somewhere quiet, at least. Preferably outside of the restaurant.
*There was a loud bang on the door. The knock was so hard it almost seem like they were trying to break down the door*
@stp-thevoices
*She doesn’t react to it beyond an amused smile.*
Come innn
*He slams open the door going over to her desk he hasn't realized who the manager was, and frankly still doesn't know who this is but she seem powerful. Maybe he should fight her anyway to blow off some steam.*
Where is Adversary?
I keep coming back to this stupid place, and she's never here!
Bold Heart? She is not scheduled for today. Perhaps come again another time.
*She turns dismissively back to Her email.*
*His posture hunches the corners of his grimace twitching*
When will she be back?!
*He's very much considering the murder thing again.*
I cannot disclose that information to non-employees. You must ask her yourself if you wish to know.
*She didn’t even look away from Her monitor.*
*He feels a certain rage boil inside of him. He doesn't believe it for a second. Who did she think she was not even paying attention to him let alone tell him to do that despite being the whole reason he's here*
So that's how it is. Fine.
*He stab is right through her monitor, he throws it to the side using his blade*
Why don't we make this visit worth my time?
*Without much warning he already tries to stab her*
*She leans back from Her monitor as he stabs it, not even blinking as it is destroyed. Her expression remains peaceful.*
*Suddenly, several hands from just out of sight seize him with an ironclad grip.*
Do you truly dare to test me? I am a busy goddess. You are an insignificant and fleeting fragment, no matter how small and cute you may be.
*Her hold tightens to a bone-crushing force.*
* he quickly starts struggling from the hands trying to do anything he could maybe do stabbing, biting, scratching, kicking.*
If I'm so insignificant why are you being such a coward?!
*He struggles more not seeming deterred at all by the bone crushing force*
*Amusement shines in her multitude of eyes like a galaxy of stars.*
Cowardice is a relative. Is it cowardice to crush a mosquito because I am simply many times its size?
*She squeezes him, the action followed by a tell-tail crunch in his ribs.*
Drop the knife.
*He still struggles seeming less focus on the hands and more of getting to her. Nothing else matters right now except having her head rolling.*
Go to hell!
*He tries to grab onto any object to pull himself towards her against the arms*
It doesn't matter if you're an actual god or not at your core you're just another princess! Which means you can bleed and die!
*Her eye twitches.*
Ok, this was adorable at first but now I am just pissed. You have been banned from the establishment until further notice. Good riddance.
*With that, the hands envelope him. The sound of a horrible, crunch explains his fate.
Click. Clapclapclapclapclap.
Excellent demonstration, Us, surely this will be excellent promotional material.
(Also, apologies, Coyote. I believed this would be ‘funny’.)
*She smiles (almost) warmly at Her other half*
Why thank you, alternative and less powerful extension of myself. I believe it was quite good.
*Without so much as turning around, a hand from Her multitudes grabs Stubborn at the place where his neck meets his head and breaks it with a swift shake.*
(@stp-thevoices)
*There was a loud bang on the door. The knock was so hard it almost seem like they were trying to break down the door*
@stp-thevoices
*She doesn’t react to it beyond an amused smile.*
Come innn
*He slams open the door going over to her desk he hasn't realized who the manager was, and frankly still doesn't know who this is but she seem powerful. Maybe he should fight her anyway to blow off some steam.*
Where is Adversary?
I keep coming back to this stupid place, and she's never here!
Bold Heart? She is not scheduled for today. Perhaps come again another time.
*She turns dismissively back to Her email.*
*His posture hunches the corners of his grimace twitching*
When will she be back?!
*He's very much considering the murder thing again.*
I cannot disclose that information to non-employees. You must ask her yourself if you wish to know.
*She didn’t even look away from Her monitor.*
*He feels a certain rage boil inside of him. He doesn't believe it for a second. Who did she think she was not even paying attention to him let alone tell him to do that despite being the whole reason he's here*
So that's how it is. Fine.
*He stab is right through her monitor, he throws it to the side using his blade*
Why don't we make this visit worth my time?
*Without much warning he already tries to stab her*
*She leans back from Her monitor as he stabs it, not even blinking as it is destroyed. Her expression remains peaceful.*
*Suddenly, several hands from just out of sight seize him with an ironclad grip.*
Do you truly dare to test me? I am a busy goddess. You are an insignificant and fleeting fragment, no matter how small and cute you may be.
*Her hold tightens to a bone-crushing force.*
* he quickly starts struggling from the hands trying to do anything he could maybe do stabbing, biting, scratching, kicking.*
If I'm so insignificant why are you being such a coward?!
*He struggles more not seeming deterred at all by the bone crushing force*
*Amusement shines in her multitude of eyes like a galaxy of stars.*
Cowardice is a relative. Is it cowardice to crush a mosquito because I am simply many times its size?
*She squeezes him, the action followed by a tell-tail crunch in his ribs.*
Drop the knife.
*He still struggles seeming less focus on the hands and more of getting to her. Nothing else matters right now except having her head rolling.*
Go to hell!
*He tries to grab onto any object to pull himself towards her against the arms*
It doesn't matter if you're an actual god or not at your core you're just another princess! Which means you can bleed and die!
*Her eye twitches.*
Ok, this was adorable at first but now I am just pissed. You have been banned from the establishment until further notice. Good riddance.
*With that, the hands envelope him. The sound of a horrible, crunch explains his fate.
*There was a loud bang on the door. The knock was so hard it almost seem like they were trying to break down the door*
@stp-thevoices
*She doesn’t react to it beyond an amused smile.*
Come innn
*He slams open the door going over to her desk he hasn't realized who the manager was, and frankly still doesn't know who this is but she seem powerful. Maybe he should fight her anyway to blow off some steam.*
Where is Adversary?
I keep coming back to this stupid place, and she's never here!
Bold Heart? She is not scheduled for today. Perhaps come again another time.
*She turns dismissively back to Her email.*
*His posture hunches the corners of his grimace twitching*
When will she be back?!
*He's very much considering the murder thing again.*
I cannot disclose that information to non-employees. You must ask her yourself if you wish to know.
*She didn’t even look away from Her monitor.*
*He feels a certain rage boil inside of him. He doesn't believe it for a second. Who did she think she was not even paying attention to him let alone tell him to do that despite being the whole reason he's here*
So that's how it is. Fine.
*He stab is right through her monitor, he throws it to the side using his blade*
Why don't we make this visit worth my time?
*Without much warning he already tries to stab her*
*She leans back from Her monitor as he stabs it, not even blinking as it is destroyed. Her expression remains peaceful.*
*Suddenly, several hands from just out of sight seize him with an ironclad grip.*
Do you truly dare to test me? I am a busy goddess. You are an insignificant and fleeting fragment, no matter how small and cute you may be.
*Her hold tightens to a bone-crushing force.*
* he quickly starts struggling from the hands trying to do anything he could maybe do stabbing, biting, scratching, kicking.*
If I'm so insignificant why are you being such a coward?!
*He struggles more not seeming deterred at all by the bone crushing force*
*Amusement shines in her multitude of eyes like a galaxy of stars.*
Cowardice is a relative. Is it cowardice to crush a mosquito because I am simply many times its size?
*She squeezes him, the action followed by a tell-tail crunch in his ribs.*
Drop the knife.
*There was a loud bang on the door. The knock was so hard it almost seem like they were trying to break down the door*
@stp-thevoices
*She doesn’t react to it beyond an amused smile.*
Come innn
*He slams open the door going over to her desk he hasn't realized who the manager was, and frankly still doesn't know who this is but she seem powerful. Maybe he should fight her anyway to blow off some steam.*
Where is Adversary?
I keep coming back to this stupid place, and she's never here!
Bold Heart? She is not scheduled for today. Perhaps come again another time.
*She turns dismissively back to Her email.*
*His posture hunches the corners of his grimace twitching*
When will she be back?!
*He's very much considering the murder thing again.*
I cannot disclose that information to non-employees. You must ask her yourself if you wish to know.
*She didn’t even look away from Her monitor.*
*He feels a certain rage boil inside of him. He doesn't believe it for a second. Who did she think she was not even paying attention to him let alone tell him to do that despite being the whole reason he's here*
So that's how it is. Fine.
*He stab is right through her monitor, he throws it to the side using his blade*
Why don't we make this visit worth my time?
*Without much warning he already tries to stab her*
*She leans back from Her monitor as he stabs it, not even blinking as it is destroyed. Her expression remains peaceful.*
*Suddenly, several hands from just out of sight seize him with an ironclad grip.*
Do you truly dare to test me? I am a busy goddess. You are an insignificant and fleeting fragment, no matter how small and cute you may be.
*Her hold tightens to a bone-crushing force.*
*There was a loud bang on the door. The knock was so hard it almost seem like they were trying to break down the door*
@stp-thevoices
*She doesn’t react to it beyond an amused smile.*
Come innn
*He slams open the door going over to her desk he hasn't realized who the manager was, and frankly still doesn't know who this is but she seem powerful. Maybe he should fight her anyway to blow off some steam.*
Where is Adversary?
I keep coming back to this stupid place, and she's never here!
Bold Heart? She is not scheduled for today. Perhaps come again another time.
*She turns dismissively back to Her email.*
*His posture hunches the corners of his grimace twitching*
When will she be back?!
*He's very much considering the murder thing again.*
I cannot disclose that information to non-employees. You must ask her yourself if you wish to know.
*She didn’t even look away from Her monitor.*
*There was a loud bang on the door. The knock was so hard it almost seem like they were trying to break down the door*
@stp-thevoices
*She doesn’t react to it beyond an amused smile.*
Come innn
*He slams open the door going over to her desk he hasn't realized who the manager was, and frankly still doesn't know who this is but she seem powerful. Maybe he should fight her anyway to blow off some steam.*
Where is Adversary?
I keep coming back to this stupid place, and she's never here!
Bold Heart? She is not scheduled for today. Perhaps come again another time.
*She turns dismissively back to Her email.*
*There was a loud bang on the door. The knock was so hard it almost seem like they were trying to break down the door*
@stp-thevoices
*She doesn’t react to it beyond an amused smile.*
Come innn
It is pride month, everyone. You understand what you are tasked with.
Jerry has been absent for a noticeable period of time. Could it still be unwell? It was experiencing distressing symptoms the last time I met with it. Hopefully it has since recovered.
It timidly tries to step on the property again, looking very sorry for bothering the building.
[ @blessed-jerry ]
*Unfortunately, it isn’t recognized for who it is, but rather for the wrongdoings it has committed and since been condemned for. A hand from seemingly just out of sight once more grabs it and drops it just beyond the property line. It is forbidden entrance. She has spoken, and Her word is final.*
It crawls along the walls, in the hidden spaces away from everyone else. Occasionally, it gnaws lightly on a beam or wire. Not enough to damage, but enough to be felt.
@stp-the-shifting-manager Boss, they're chewing again... 👉👈
So long as you are on site, there is no place beyond my reach. You are forbidden from setting foot here ever again.
*Hands seize and remove the threat, promptly discarding it just beyond the parking lot onto the sidewalk out front.*
It squeaks. Right, the building is alive. Oops
which of your employees would be the tastiest burger
Our smittenburgers were a success, and for good reason! The customers considered them quite satisfying, if these reviews are anything to go by. Unfortunately, the item is no longer available. Perhaps I can find a way to convince Piercing Heart and The Voice of Devotion to recreate their discovery…?
gnaws on the parking lot
I swear I do not know what he ever saw in these selfish, limited mortals-
You know what? Fine. You may attempt such nonsense. See how well this goes for your finite, ever-aging body. You are forbidden to come inside crying afterwards.
Hey one of your employees murdered me can I file a complaint?
Well you clearly got better. I see nothing to complain about.