Gay Is The Way

California ✈️New Jersey, Rainbow Enthusiast

[giflounge]

Bioluminescence Defense

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

fuckin fish has a goddamn anime attack

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

At what level did this fish learn ice beam?

[teathattast]

[thevioletsunflower]

Oh! I actually know the answer to this one! American newspaper ads charged by the letter, so a lot of people would eliminate unnecessary letters like the second L in “cancelled” or the U in “colour”. Some of these spelling changes were used so often that they stuck, and now Americans just spell some words differently. In summary: Americans spell things weird because capitalism

[iusedteabag]

What else would it have been

[sa2ha]

why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

[xartini-selini]

If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter

[thecaffeinebookwarrior-deactiva]

In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered. Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash. I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.

[theload]

I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[nekophy-deactivated20221126]

I REMEMBER LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS IT’S BACK

[sassygayassassin]

I’ve never seen this before until now but it’s going on my blog

[snout]

hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there

[niqabisinparis]

not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation

[boringangel]

ten mins after u walk out

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[hungwy]

Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans

[hungwy]

Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean

[hungwy]

You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean

[corvuscrew-deactivated20230509]

This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.

marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think

[hungwy]

I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

All I want is to be tattooed and rich

[faqoloqy]

If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.

[mayanangel]

THE GREATEST SAGA OF OUR TIME

[xrevengexfrnkx]

I just want someone to kiss my neck, cuddle me, and play with my hair

[cross-the-water]

But like not just someone

[saudiflacko-deactivated20210617]

i want you

for how long?

[studyblr]

me: i’m so motivated. i’m gonna do this. i will achieve everything

me, a second later: you know my bed is actually just…. better

[hello-lesbians]

how do you hit on girls?

Not very well

[thebootydiaries]

[justgayinghours]

When girls bite their bottom lips or wink or raise one of their eye brows, I feel things. A HELL OF LOT OF THINGS.

[dykes-lesbians]

It’s a shame that I’m not being kissed rn