Straight-Aligned & Growing Collective

(All of this blog is VERY heavy sarcasm unless tagged otherwise, the mods here make fun of exorsexism for a living)

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Important PSA:

The masculine facets of an NB person are oppressive to the feminine facets of that NB person.

STOP overlooking this fact in discourse. Genderfluid people have INCREDIBLE privilege over themselves, and their male identities actively oppress their female identities!! We have got to stop pretending like this doesn’t happen!!

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Unless, of course, they’re genderfluid between female and agender in which case um…I’m not sure who is oppressing whom!

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The *flips a coin* female side is oppressing the agender side because *pulls a card out of a hat* when in large enough portions, I dislike peanut butter

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Please I’m having a very hard time parsing the sarcasm here, is straight aligned part of the joke or a? Real thing?

TL;DR version is “straight-aligned” was originally used completely seriously, in the context of the following (a bit down in the reblog chain of a positivity post):

“uh. nblm & mlm is for. masc identifying ppl not. straight women or femme aligned folks i”

“You are very wrong”

“its literally not for straight / straight-alligned ppl uh”

The term was mocked after some time passed and the mods here joined the mocking fun too, albeit now expanding our horizons to other topics

So no, it’s not a real thing! :>

And don’t worry about not getting sarcasm, I’m usually not the best at interpreting it either!!!

-Mod Tristen ((but if anything here isn’t clear, you can PM me at diamorics and I’ll rephrase as needed))

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Oh, so you say straight-aligned completely seriously??? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, the Bible said Adam and Eve not Adam and Exorsexism

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"Are you male-aligned?"

No...

"Are you female-aligned?"

No....

"Are you... non-aligned?"

No.....

"Are you multi-aligned???"

No......

"Well, then what ARE you????"

I AM STRAIGHT-ALIGNED

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If any of you Straight-Aligneds and Straight-Aligned Allies out there have any important takes to share, go ahead and submit them to us!!

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I totally missed that the "important PSA" was from this blog at first and had to do a double take so fast I think I got whiplash asdfghjkl (this blog is amusing, thank you for the intentional gender sarcasms)

No sarcasm here folks. >=0 These are very serious gender takes! Please protect genderfluid women from their toxic male alter egos!!!! (SIKE. So much sarcasm. God please don’t let anyone take us seriously. We’re living on the edge here. — Mod Lune)

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Important PSA:

The masculine facets of an NB person are oppressive to the feminine facets of that NB person.

STOP overlooking this fact in discourse. Genderfluid people have INCREDIBLE privilege over themselves, and their male identities actively oppress their female identities!! We have got to stop pretending like this doesn’t happen!!

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THIS IS SUCH A FUCKING FUNNY BLOG

😎😎😎-modjason

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Since I have been educated that this is apparently how it works now??? I had no idea before

I’m glad I learned this very important knowledge, I’d rather not live in ignorance

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Heterogender

[Pictured: the Heterogender pride flag, also known as the straight-aligned flag.]

Heterogender: a gender that is connected to the experience of being heterosexual.

Heterogender people can identify as male, female, or non-aligned in addition to being straight-aligned. If a male-aligned heterogender person is attracted to women only, they're straight-aligned!

You can be straight-aligned without identifying as heterogender! For example: a heterosexual agender person could identify as straight-aligned, and use this pride flag while only identifying as agender.

Straight-aligned nbs, you're so fucking valid 💜💜💜

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straight-aligned flag owo

@vaporrim‘s submission

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I’m extremely disappointed in the mod that approved this highly problematic flag.

The use of the male and female symbols imply that you have to be a male/female couple to be straight or straight-aligned.

The reality is that the straight community is extremely diverse in gender. The ONLY requirement for being straight-aligned is that you’re not SGA! :) Anyone who isn’t same/similar-gender attracted can call themselves straight-aligned!

For example, I’m an androgyne dating a genderfluid trans boy. The only way you could possibly construe us as SGA is if you reduced us to our similar genitals, which is incredibly misgendering! >=( We’re not male and female, but we’re still straight-aligned!!

This flag is trash!! Anyone who isn’t SGA is straight-aligned, regardless of their gender! :)))

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straight-aligned flag owo

@vaporrim‘s submission

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can we submit stuff ? owo

The submit box is now open!!!-Mod Tristen

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There was once... a dream of broad based working class movements toppling corrupt elites...

Then came... the straight-aligned